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Prolly right. These guys are basically weightless.

Three high with naked Iraqis isn't much of a problem though.

That pilot must have really done magic.

Mikey wrote:These guys are basically weightless.

Wow. Science class must be a lot different in california from where I grew up.

Dinsdale wrote:

Mikey wrote:These guys are basically weightless.

Wow. Science class must be a lot different in california from where I grew up.

And thankfully so, apparently.

In terms of gravitational force that each is able to exert on any other? Seeing as how they are all falling at the same velocity, and subject to the same gravitational attraction, yes they are relatively weightless in relation to each other.

You were taught the difference between mass and weight. Weren't you?
Ever heard the term "apparent weight"?

Mikey wrote:subject to the same gravitational attraction, yes they are relatively weightless in relation to each other.

I guess I'll begrudgingly give you credit for a nice dig. DEEP dig.

See, where I grew up, they taught us that when you jump out of a perfectly good-running airplane, that the only "relativity" and "gravitational attraction" that really matters, is the ones between you and the ground, which is an imminent threat to possibly damage your melon.



Speaking of, anyone seen these crazy fuckers who jump out of planes without a parachute? Fuckers just put on some baggy FUBU-looking gear, and essentially hangglide on the shit. I'll pass, but I think this would be a great hobby for Mikey.


And no, I didn't make that up...stpuid fuckers jump out of planes without a parachute.

No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

Mikey wrote:Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

No fall from any height has ever killed anyone.


The sudden stop sure has, though.

Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall? Nice major - Philosophy?
How about the speed of a career hitting the earth after moving at light speed in the highest Hollywood orbit - cf Mel Gibson

Hey phantorino, has anyone told you that you suck? Where the fuck did you come from anyway? You get run from Troll Train, or what?

Yes...Why do you need to know...No

Fuck off, Loser

Funny, the subject thread title is .. (M) Glass Dick maybe, but check this out (M)


and I thought that song said.. Oh Oh Oh it's my dick, you know...

Impressive !!

The phantorino wrote:

Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?

Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

so yall are saying if they had placed large mattresses or the baggy things they use for stunt people all along the bottom of the wtc some of those ppl who jumped could have been saved?

every one of them you unpatriotic son of a bitch.

Yeah, if they had only known in advance that someone was going to bring down the towers, they could have laid out matresses, and...


Nice work, moron.

Donkey Punch wrote:

The phantorino wrote:

Mikey wrote:No dig. This shit was my major in college.

Besides, there's no real force between you and the ground until you actually hit it. You're relatively safe until then.

the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?

Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

The phantorino wrote:

Donkey Punch wrote:

The phantorino wrote: the speed of things' melons getting crushed while in freefall?

Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

Goober McTuber wrote:

The phantorino wrote:

Donkey Punch wrote: Nothing gets crushed during freefall.

Earth's gravitational constant prevents it.

Just sayin'.

Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

The phantorino wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

The phantorino wrote: Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

11 hours and 58 minutes of which I wasn't logged in here, you brainless fucktard.

Goober McTuber wrote:

The phantorino wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

11 hours and 58 minutes of which I was logged in here, you brainless fucktard.

FTFY

The phantorino Posted: 29 Aug 2006 04:26 pm wrote:

Goober McTuber Posted: 29 Aug 2006 08:20 am wrote:

The phantorino Posted: 28 Aug 2006 08:45 pm wrote: Main Entry: pe·dan·tic
Pronunciation: pi-'dan-tik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or being a pedant
2 : narrowly, stodgily, and often ostentatiously learned
3 : UNIMAGINATIVE, PEDESTRIAN

- me, too

Main Entry: mo·ron
Pronunciation: 'mor-"än
Function: noun
Etymology: irregular from Greek mOros foolish, stupid
1 : a mildly mentally retarded person
2 : a very stupid person

- you, too

..and it just took you 12 hours - way to go! Lightening fast response. Time to get off the fast food n' beer diet in your trailer

using timestamp smack = weak
kicking your own ass with timestamp smack (twice) = weak and stupid

Congrats, you've made a new category of suck.

Hey Phantomoron -- remember how I said I wasn't going to point out the obvious flaws in your very ill-concieved trolljob?

Drop one more "I ran you because you didn't respond immediately" bit of moronitude, and I'm going to withdraw that offer. It's right on par with Whitey's favorite "I know you are, but what am I" bit.

Phanto,

Goober's response time may not be to your liking but don't let that keep you from lightening your IQ brick load.