Kid gets fake leg after dad mows over old one...

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:26 am

The Story from May...

Dad accidentally severs child's leg with mower....

Well, it's all better now!!

Daughter gets new leg....

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I wonder why Mom's not in the video!

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:27 pm

Deputies said he wasn't aware of the accident until another child informed him.

Wouldn't the mower riding a little rough as it ground down bone be an indicator?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:35 pm

Oh my god that is hot!

Love,
Paul McCartney

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:39 pm

Nothing runs over like a deere...

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:23 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:Oh my god that is hot!

Love,
Paul McCartney

RACK

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 5:24 pm

I bet the next time he tells that kid to get his lazy ass out of the way that kid will listen.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:03 pm

BBMarley wrote:
Wouldn't the mower riding a little rough as it ground down bone be an indicator?

If you're really drunk, you might not even notice

Gotta rack the guy though for disconnecting that pain-in-the-ass kill-switch that shuts off the engine if you try to back up with the mower engaged.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:19 pm

Cuda wrote: Gotta rack the guy though for disconnecting that pain-in-the-ass kill-switch that shuts off the engine if you try to back up with the mower engaged.

I wonder if he took out that annoying one where you have to be sitting in the seat, too? Not that a bag of sand doesn't work, too, but...

How in the hell are you supposed to ghost ride the fucker with all of those damned safety devices?

I was over at my buddy's last week, and some neighborhood teens had obviously got very high, and committed grand theft mower on the crotchety old neighbor guy. They drove that sucker through about every yard you could drive into in the hood, for hours, until it blew up, or ran out of gas, or whatever. Since my bud's yard has a border they couldn't drive up, we were laughing entirely too hard to even try and stop them.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:52 pm

Surprised Dins did not get this reset...

Its off the websites now, but this 40 yo gal was sitting on the FRONT gunnel of a ski boat out on the Columbia on Sunday,the skier went down and dude driving the boat spun the wheel hard, gal flips over the side and the prop goes Black and Decker on the bitches leg.

The divers get there and try to find the amputated stick, but I am guessing a sea lion or sturgon was having a verrrryy large meal by then. No leg found...

KatMode · Post by **KatMode** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:55 pm

Just a leg? Please. We used to live across the street from a family of which the father accidentally ran over his son with the mower - and cut off the son's right-side leg AND arm.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:37 pm

[topthis]Oh yeah? Well my neighbor ran over his wife with the mower, took off both her legs, her left arm and right ear, and he was using one of these:

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The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:58 pm

KatMode wrote:Just a leg? Please. We used to live across the street from a family of which the father accidentally ran over his son with the mower - and cut off the son's right-side leg AND arm.

"Well, we had it tough...."

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:52 am

Goober McTuber wrote:[topthis]Oh yeah? Well my neighbor ran over his wife with the mower, took off both her legs, her left arm and right ear, and he was using one of these:

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My neighbor had this girlfriend, and he ran over her with riding lawnmower, and cut her clean in half. He said it was all good, because he kept the half with the pussy, and threw the other half away because it talk too mother fucking much.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:20 am

Hmmm..you gotta see what ya cutt'n.