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Be the first idiot on your block to get one of these bad boys.



http://www.heavenlyimages.com/diyMemorialpic.htm

And you'll be pleased to find out that Jesus rolls at 300 dpi. No cheesy 72 dpi for a Lamb of God.

Because God knows, Jesus was all about the marketing.

BSmack wrote:And you'll be pleased to find out that Jesus rolls at 300 dpi.

Impressive! In case they need to print out large quantities on a sheet-fed press!

Can I order one for myself? Or does it have to be a deceased relative?

patsy stone wrote:for myself

Ohhhh, shit -- we've been trolled, and trolled big.

I'd chip in $4.39 to get one for B-Smack

I thought Jesus looked like this guy.

Dinsdale wrote:

patsy stone wrote:for myself

Ohhhh, shit -- we've been trolled, and trolled big.

What? I can't have Jesus watching over me?

patsy stone wrote: What? I can't have Jesus watching over me?

For yourself?

It's OK to come out from behind the troll now. You can get back to hating on the white man.


I sure miss DMike, the man who made "for yourself" resets funny.

Oh there's an inside joke here somewhere. I don't get it. Sorry. :(

patsy stone wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

patsy stone wrote:for myself

Ohhhh, shit -- we've been trolled, and trolled big.

What? I can't have Jesus watching over me?

Dins and his 6 pack now think you're IB.

Oh. Well I'm not.

Post them titties, and prove it.

If the terminus of the nips is above your knees, we'll know you're not her.

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Father Smackie Chan brings gifts upon approaching the Pearly Gates.[/align]

Rip City

mvscal wrote: If he wasn't, his gay disciples certainly were.

And that deal where Crist's Groupies use the church as a tax-dodge, while expecting others to foot their societal bill...money which could be used to help others...VERRRRRY "christian."

In this day and age, claiming to be "christian" amounts to KYOA.

Luther wrote:[align=center]

Father Smackie Chan brings gifts upon approaching the Pearly Gates.[/align]

Rip City

Rack Luth.

I see Smackie had the good sense to bring a beer along for Jesus & one for the holy ghost too. (God makes his own, btw).

Just hope they don't get boozed up & start dropping the empties down on us

Cuda wrote:(God makes his own, btw).

And it's called Bridgeport IPA.

RACK Roach...except Jesus needs a pancake on hos head.

mvscal wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:And that deal where Crist's Groupies use the church as a tax-dodge, while expecting others to foot their societal bill...money which could be used to help others...VERRRRRY "christian."

In this day and age, claiming to be "christian" amounts to KYOA.

For the life of me, I can't seem to recall ever seeing any Atheist run schools, hospitals, orphanages or other charities.

Try not to tard the place up, 'K?

Actually, you are prolly wrong - that's thousands of institutions, some of which dodge taxes, bugger kids, teach hate, and kill people that don't have insurance...I don't think it would be tough to find people that beleive Darwin in there.

While that Jesus picture is awfully nifty, I think most people would get a
bigger warm and fuzzy with one of these...



Who's Your Buddy?!

Buddy Jesus rocks.

Dinsdale wrote:

Cuda wrote:(God makes his own, btw).

And it's called Bridgeport IPA.

I'm not going to go to the old "change quote" card, but....

you seriously like that better than Mirror Pond Pale?

I mean, fukken serious?

[U&L]I wouldn't drink either out of the bottle[/U&L]

but are you fukken serious?

timmay wrote:you seriously like that better than Mirror Pond Pale?

You mean Mirror Pond, which occupied my #1 ranking for a decade? The one that became a shadow of its former self when you tards decided to double production, resulting in the very predictable halving of quality?

THAT Mirror Pond?

Was once the nectar of the gods...now, every freaking bottle tastes different. And I could tell, to the day, when the "new" Mirror Pond hit the store shelves. Don't get me wrong, I still drink o'plenty, but it's no longer #1.


Bridgeport has never sacrificed quality for quantity. Deschutes, my loooongtime favorite brewery, did just that, which saddened me to no end. But, no big suprise to see a non-Portland outfit fuck up a good thing.

Besides, Bridgeport was the fist.

Actually, Hair Of Dog is my #1 favorite brewery, but it's not widely distributed, and is fairly pricey.

Oh, and what's with Deschutes changing up names?

Inversion IPA? What the hell is that? Back when I was a kid(not really), we used to call it Quail Springs.

And I thought that Cinder Cone went from seasonal to a full-timer? Never see it on the shelves anymore. Even post-sellout, that was pretty good shit...and I hate reds.

I can't remember the taste of Bridgeport as it has been awhile since I've bought it. But I can say that I really like Mirror Pond Pale Ale. I don't drink a ton of beer, but during the hot summer months I usually have at least a six pack in the fridge.

But it is a matter of taste. I remember reading threads here (typically those goofy CZ threads) where people were naming their choice of liquor for the night. I was amazed at how many people were drinking those Natty Lights. I bought a six pack once and it took me a month to get rid of them. Now Fester only drinks the champaign of bottled beer: HAMMS. I like them too, specifically the 16 or 24 ouncers.

Dins says each bottle of Mirror Pond tastes the same? I guess his taste buds are pretty sharp as I can't taste a difference, bottle to bottle. Oh, another beer that easily stands out as one of the worst tasting beers I've drank is Buckhorn. I drank that on a fishing trip and my starfish felt like I had sat in a vat of sterno. I got home from fishing and dropped my gear on the porch, ran upstairs and took a shower. Then had the girlfriend go next door where they had a baby and borrow about a yard of baby powder.

Rip City

U&L hijack once again, sorry folks

they didn't change the names. those are differnt beers. quail spring got a lil TOO hoppy for some. Another good example of a beer that was great in small batches, but was too hard to controll in mass proguction. Cinder Cone is still available. ask your favorite grocer to bring some in, they will. They brew crew there has changed up a bit. I got buddys who work at the main facility, and I've had many a "three hour tour" of just the hop cooler. Thats where they keep all the new stuff they are working on. they give me a glass, and I just guzzle away.
don't even notice the cold.

tell you one thing . the Deschutes pilsners they are pushing are sux and gax.

don't waste a dime on em.

Luther wrote:I don't drink a ton of beer

Neither do I...my consumption is better measured in metric tonnes.

Oh, another beer that easily stands out as one of the worst tasting beers I've drank is Buckhorn.

Dude, I crapped my pants just reading the name. Don't count Schaffer out of the running, though.

Thank god Lucky Lager isn't right across the Creek anymore. Aptly named, though, as it tasted like it coulda came right out of Cinder's snatch.

I drank that on a fishing trip and my starfish felt like I had sat in a vat of sterno.

And I'm guessing the remaining contents of that vat probably still tasted better than Fat Tire.


Long live Rip City.

timmay wrote:[Deschutes pilsners they are pushing are sux and gax.

I'll take your advice. Oh, and btw -- I had my first glass of Black Butt (people always want to mistakenly put an "e" on the end of Butt) while you were still in diapers. Good old days, when you could only get it at the pub. And it was like 6.8% back then, or something like that. Hell, Mirror Pond used to be 6.0.

Less ABV = More beer sold...fucking bastards.

Dinsdale wrote:
I had my first glass of Black Butt (people always want to mistakenly put an "e" on the end of Butt) while you were still in diapers.

yeah yeah, well so did I.

actually I lost the huggies in '76. Long before I was having bandmates buy me 40's of Black ButtE Porter.(remember those?)

by the time I was 18 I knew all the bar tenders, and drank right from the nipple. Things have changed so much in the last 15 yrs . being annexed by another state will do that I guess.

And changes are not all for the better. nope the old days of other locals shuffling you out the back door of the pub when olcc showed up are long gone. too bad for the kids growing up here these days.

btw I LMAO at you bastards

like I personally pissed in the fukken vat

timmay wrote:40's of Black ButtE Porter.(remember those?)

I thought it came in 22s?

Dinsdale wrote:Don't count Schaffer out of the running, though.

But Dins, it's the one beer to have when you're having more than one!!!!!!

Dammit, I still remember those commercials.

How 'bout Rheingold? Now THERE was some bad beer.

Genny cream? How often does a beer require an insulin chaser?

BTW, as far as the Jesus thing, I'm going to order one and put a pic of a T. Rex in it.

Then I'm going to mail it to pop & Dio.

40's

they'd fill em up out of the taps, then slap the stamp on the generic label to indicate what beer it was.

I remember chugging 2 them and smoking some superchron when I was 16 and barfing in the snow for like.....ever

40's

yes debinitly 40's

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:BTW, as far as the Jesus thing, I'm going to order one and put a pic of a T. Rex in it.

Then I'm going to mail it to pop & Dio.

Bwah!

Buckthorn wasn't that bad compared to Walter's. That stuff produced the Farts of Death.

Not as Bad as You'd Think:
Genesee Cream Ale
Buckthorn
Huber
Red, White & Blue
Carling's Black Label
Hauenstein
Blatz
Old Style

Really, Really Awful
Walter's
Rheingold
Coors Light
Old Milwaukee
Special Export
City Lager

Surprisingly Bad, Considering Their Popularity
Bud
Miller High Life
Miller Genuine Draft
Rolling Rock
Leinie's
Coors
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Strohs

Not Bad at All if Followed with a Summit Extra Pale Ale
Hamm's
Schlitz

Dinsdale wrote: Schaffer .

I had to choke back my vomit.

Only worse beer is Huber. You may or may not get drunk, but you WILL get a headache- guaranteed

Uncle Fester wrote:Buckthorn wasn't that bad compared to Walter's. That stuff produced the Farts of Death.

Not as Bad as You'd Think:
Genesee Cream Ale
Buckthorn
Huber
Red, White & Blue
Carling's Black Label
Hauenstein
Blatz
Old Style

Really, Really Awful
Walter's
Rheingold
Coors Light
Old Milwaukee
Special Export
City Lager

Surprisingly Bad, Considering Their Popularity
Bud
Miller High Life
Miller Genuine Draft
Rolling Rock
Leinie's
Coors
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Strohs

Not Bad at All if Followed with a Summit Extra Pale Ale
Hamm's
Schlitz

fess, you are right. genny cream ale is not as bad as you think.

IT IS FUKKING WORSE!!!! When I was 18 or 19, my buddy and I used to get cases of schaffer long necks. 4.99 a case. It sucked, but who cared at that price. genny could have been free. Hell, they could have paid me to drink it and I would have passed.

I have choked down a few of the aformentioned swills. Here's my opinion of them.

black label. everybody's grandpa drank this stuff when I was a kid. I guess when you are living on a fixed income and most of your taste buds have gone the way of your hair and vision, it's OK.

Old Style. This shit is considered it's own food group in much of the upper mid west. I forget what it was like. So, it probably wasn't very good or bad.

Bud, MHL, MGB. All drinkable. None great. GD in a bottle is the best of the three.

Rolling Rock. I remember this as a cheap beer back in the day. Then, somebody tried to make it into a cool micro brewery type thing with a huge marketing campaign. It's OK, but not great. It was better when it was cheap.

Coors light. Really, really awful? Nahhh. It doesn't have enough taste to be considered really really anything. Whoever came up with it is a marketing genius, though. It's the beer for millions and millions of folks out there that just can't stand the taste of beer, but, wanna fit in with the rest of us beer drinkers. Why don't you fukks just have a gatorade instead.

Stroh's. Blorfff.

Schlitz. This one of those beers that I could actually learn to enjoy, if it was not for that nagging little thing called an aftertaste. The first sip isn't bad. Kinda nice, actually. Then it starts mixing with your saliva and something bad, really fukking bad happens.

As for the king of over rated beers, all the big ones deserve consideration, but, they all bow down to the true king.

Heineken.

Heineken tastes like budweiser...........after it has sat in the trunk of your car for a few years. It is the skunkiest pisswater I have ever had. I will take a beast light over heiney.

maybe the only elitist more annoying than
a wine connoisseur is a beer snob !!
it's all a matter of personal taste and
how much you are willing to spend--
I joke a lot about Beast Light-- but
it is not my first choice of beers--
down here in most bar taps are
fairly limited to the Anheuser-Busch
corporation !!
There are few beers I won't drink and most
of those have some sort of berry flavor added
--blasphemy !!
oh--at the Beer Store--I usually opt for
LaBatt's 50 Ale or Moosehead !!
enjoy

Mirror Pond is quite the tasty and Dechutes had some good brews at the last Brewfest, they brought a 'swift kick in the ass" Barley Wine that I liked a lil too much.
More good suds from the U&L is Full Sail. One of my favorite MessageBoard fliends introduced it to me at one of those wretched troll get togethers in Long Beach.
The local fave here is the Moto Brew from Sequoia Brewery. Great Brewery that by the grace of the Beer Gods has recently moved less than a mile away from my house.
My latest fave is Stella Artois a Belgian import.

Most Domestics are to shitty to rate but I don't mind em when the times right and they have their place I rarely refuse a free coldie.

I have heard lots of good stuff about stella, but, I just can't bring myself to try it because my first experience with it was in Egypt. I bought a bottle of what was abviously egyptian brewed stella. It was easily the worst stuff I ever tasted. But, I 'spose sam adams would be pretty rough to if they used the local sewage treatment facility as a fresh water source.

Gotta agree with Y2K. Stella Artois is one of my current faves. Couple places here locally serve it on tap (a rarity for Phx) and it doesn't get much better than that.

There is also a seasonal brew out of San Francisco called Buffalo Bills Pumpkin Ale. Based on a recipe by none other than George Washington, it is a mildly sweet ale with a nifty little true pumpkin spice. Perfect for the end of summer--into fall beer.



Cheers!

Wolfman wrote:maybe the only elitist more annoying than
a wine connoisseur is a beer snob !!

please don't misunderstand me, O. I am only a snob about micro/craft beers.

To the point where I won't drink em out of the bottle even. However I guzzle beer every night after work. this is usuallym some midwestern clean burning rocket fuel.




I really don't even considider it beer. more like a basic need. food, shelter,piss beer, and beav.

yup

basic needs