Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:25 pm
Before the smack ensues, let me say that it's good having your kids close together in age.
Luther wrote:bbs_pics>t1b>rjack>browsing...
This is quite possibly the biggest bunch of complete BULLSHIT I have ever read on this board.R-Jack wrote: At least I have about ten months of blowjobs to look forward to.
... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
RACK you and the missus.R-Jack wrote:Jebbus.
The joy of my life, my son, was concived less than a month after our wedding.
Now we decide to start trying again and guess what? PREGGO.
I'm happy as hell, but shit we be some fertile folks. My wife's diaphram is still warm for fucks sake.
At least I have about ten months of blowjobs to look forward to.
WAR odd cravings.
Agreed. However, my last two are 10 months apart and that's too close together.PSUFAN wrote:Before the smack ensues, let me say that it's good having your kids close together in age.
Better to have a wife lose interest than being a butt slapping, pole smoking gay faggot like you.PSUFAN wrote:Derron, perhaps your wife has lost interest. I doubt that would come as a SHOCKER.
I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.Ken wrote:... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
He undoubtedly mistook it for his own.Derron wrote:I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.Ken wrote:... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"Derron wrote:[BTW, I nailed my OL about 6 hours before she went into labor with the first. And I had been nailing her all along.
Then the kid double-checked and was greatly relieved.Goober McTuber wrote:He undoubtedly mistook it for his own.Derron wrote:I was pounding her (doggy style of course) one time, stopped, made a noise of pain and she asked what was wrong... I said the little bastard grabbed my dick and won't let go.Ken wrote: ... whereupon immediately after birth, the kid took a jackhammer to your forehead and said, "How the hell do YOU like that?"