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I like this kind of old time justice.

"You fuck with my drug/sex ring and I will cut your fucking head off."

They're just lucky it wasn't Spring Break.

You know, I've been to Tijuana a few times, but I've never known of somebody throwing severed heads onto the dance floor. I mean, I've known people to go down there to get head...but not that kind of head.

:twisted:

If they had done it in one of the shittier clubs round here, a load of munters in slag-wellies would have danced round it.

Munters - unattractive women

Slag-wellies - Wellington boots worn by said munters. ie, thigh boots.

When America develops a cuisine a little more sophisticated than stealing other countries foods and making them bigger, I'll allow you to cast aspersions on our food.

And bravo, PSU.

Really? What's Thanksgiving but a glorified Sunday roast with a dollop of cloying religious bollocks? And allow me to stroke my chin a moment and consider the origins of apple pie. And pancakes.

mvs finds another topic to be completely wrong about.

I'll rack a good steak pie with a lil HP sauce.

you can keep the pisswarm beer with leaves and spiderwebs in it. I'll take a cold hoppy IPA.

I think the limeys also invented toast and some other brilliant shit too.

too close to france to be THAT shitty of cooks. At least in urban areas.

HP Sauce was invented by one of my ancestors. The stupid cunt gave the recipe away as part of a debt. Gah!

Nishlord wrote:HP Sauce was invented by one of my ancestors. The stupid cunt gave the recipe away as part of a debt. Gah!

Really???


Fucking RACK her!!!!

Love that stuff!

When English people use the word 'cunt' in a derogatory sense, it's almost always aimed at males. Weird, I know...

But yeah. HP Sauce is skill. Especially on a breakfast cob.

never tried it until about 6 yrs ago at the Horse Brass in Portland. Met an English buddy for some beers and when I tried to ask for ketchup he goes.. "Oh no timmay, don't mess about with the ketsy wetysy, troy a bit of HP sauce "

I had second thoughts as he dug into a scotch egg(gorss) but tried it and fiended for it until I could get it here consistently.

Nishlord wrote:When America develops a cuisine a little more sophisticated than stealing other countries foods and making them bigger, I'll allow you to cast aspersions on our food.

Rack the fucking shit out of THAT remark!

mvscal wrote:

Nishlord wrote:Really? What's Thanksgiving...?

It's heart felt celebration of gratitude for the fact that we no longer live on your dismal, shitty island.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

it's a little known fact that we celebrate Thanksgiving on July 4, you colonial fucktard. When you reach empire status, you may talk. At present it's only 6 european nations, Japan, and ancient Greece, but we'll be waiting for you.

The phantorino wrote: it's a little known fact that we celebrate Thanksgiving on July 4

"thanks for running us from the most valuable piece of dirt on the planet, after we colonized it."

yeeeehooo!

WTF?

SIN
SoCal Koreans

that was pretty funny

"I'd kill for a bacon sarny right now."

They make a pretty good sausage-bacon roll, smothered in bacon sauce and wrapped in 8 slices of bacon.

The key to English food is bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

I believe mvscal is referring to the poor decision on the part of the English to endanger their control of the Colonies.

I don't know about "easily". The Colonies were in a position to dictate their own terms. Over time, their position would have only strengthened.

Yes, the British should have worked harder to retain the colonies. Hell, some better military leadership would have really made a difference for them, as well.

Independence was inevitable...perhaps something that could have been forestalled, but inevitable.

mvscal wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:

mvscal wrote:the most pointless, incomprehensible blunder in world history

Care to elaborate on that one?

Certainly there was room enough for a few dukes and earls in the New World to placate the House of Lords.

We had been trying that for years (and after then) with the Irish, and that didn't work either. kind of "Give 'em an inch..." mentality

No, you just had to do it all, our way, because might was right. Mistake? Yes. Is this bullying action being repeated? Yes. Will the all-powerful regimes of wealthy countries on those rich only in natural resources ever 'start a dialogue'? No.

I find it interesting that the States were colonized purely for social reasons, and has turned solely to a buisness atmosphere. Canuckistan, on the other hand, was colonized purey;l for business reasons, and now is purely socially run. WTF?

Nishlord wrote:When English people use the word 'cunt' in a derogatory sense, it's almost always aimed at males. Weird, I know...

Not really. Americans are the same with the word "pussy."

Thanks for the quick debunk, Smackie.

timmay wrote:I'll rack a good steak pie

Meat pie rules, as long as no jackass goes and puts chunks of kidney in it.

you can keep the pisswarm beer with leaves and spiderwebs in it. I'll take a cold hoppy IPA.

What country is IPA from again? Please don't say "India," BTW.




I'm sure glad nobody here has ever had one of those crazy "sandwich" thingies....because that would be quite Limey of you.


AAAAAANNNNDDDD another thing -- how come it's perfectly acceptable to type "Limey" here, yet the word filter is set up to reject "n-i-g-g-e-r?"

Ethnic slurs are ethnic slurs, are they not?*



* -- except when dealing with Muslims, in which case they're just plain funny.

If Jokey were still alive, you wouldn't even be able to type H-O-N-K-E-Y

Damn Canucks

I believe a trip to the Horse Brass on Belmont is now in order for me this sunday

damn fine steak and mushroom pie. hold the organs pls.


IPA was a beer commisioned by her majesty for the britsh armies. I dunno, long fuckin tyme ago(1600's maybe) made very hoppy on purpose to survive the long journey by ship to India

jeesus fukken christ dins. ya think I've never read a coaster before?

btw, I think a lime blast is ok if said limey is lobbing "yank" and "colonist" lawn darts

mvscal wrote:, cracker,

Ooops, maybe it was cracker and not honkey

Cuda wrote:If Jokey were still alive, you wouldn't even be able to type H-O-N-K-E-Y

Damn Canucks

jokey posts over in my neighborhood these days

he's another one that when we gave him the url of this board and the others, he was all "uhh, no thanks"

got railed , eh?

mvscal wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:AAAAAANNNNDDDD another thing -- how come it's perfectly acceptable to type "Limey" here, yet the word filter is set up to reject "n-i-g-g-e-r?"

Ethnic slurs are ethnic slurs, are they not?*

No they are not.

Wetback, gook, hooknose, dago, beaner, spic, kike, wop, slope, chink, cracker, yid, kraut, mick, spearchucker, jungle bunny, dune coon, camel jockey, rug rider, towelhead, diaperhead, zipperhead and cheese eating surrender monkey.

You forgot greaser and wog. Many Italians I know don’t find dago offensive in the least, they commonly use it in reference to themselves. Might be time to spring for Slur-o-matic 3.0.

mvscal wrote:cheese eating surrender monkey

Holy jeebuz...I've probably used every one of the others on that list in the last 24 hours, but that one's new. And about to be used in the coming 24 hours.

timmay wrote:I believe a trip to the Horse Brass on Belmont is now in order for me this sunday

I'm a freaking Limey, and I think I've been there once maybe.

Hanging out at the Horse Brass makes one about as English as hanging out at Hung Far Lo makes one a chink.

Even the Limies in that place are poseurs. Get a life.

I won't even get into how much time you spend driving to my town, as opposed to how much time I spend driving through your town.

jeesus fukken christ dins. ya think I've never read a coaster before?

I laughed.

btw, I think a lime blast is ok if said limey is lobbing "yank" and "colonist" lawn darts

I've always found(and yes, I have experience in this department) that they're just funning you, until they break out "bleeding yankee." That's when you know the gloves are off...even if said offenders are your family members.

Dinsdale wrote:
I'm a freaking Limey, and I think I've been there once maybe.

Hanging out at the Horse Brass makes one about as English as hanging out at Hung Far Lo makes one a chink.

Even the Limies in that place are poseurs. Get a life.

so you and your buddies prefer to "fag it up" at Kells. surprise surprise

Dinsdale wrote: I won't even get into how much time you spend driving to my town, as opposed to how much time I spend driving through your town.

what is ten years ago? by the way you seem to not know fukk about this place

timmay wrote: so you and your buddies prefer to "fag it up" at Kells.

Kell's is an Irish pub...but it's probably all the same to you.

I haven't danced and sang to "Whiskey In A Jar" at Kell's for a long time...I can't put an exact date on it, but I'm pretty sure it coincides with me getting 86'ed there...just a guess. I'm also just guessing that the Statute-of-Recognition has expired by now.

I believe I got the axe at Captain Ankeny's the same night -- something about some accompanying chicks, and a fight...or two...or something. Of course, I would never egg such a thing on.

Dinsdale wrote:

timmay wrote: so you and your buddies prefer to "fag it up" at Kells.

Kell's is an Irish pub...but it's probably all the same to you.

fukkin A

Can someone please help Dinsy with his ridiculously over-sized avatar (for him, it was probably nice to have one thing in his life that's over-sized).

Oh, so sorry...

I'm obligated to find an av pic of Adrian Peterson, aka "59 Minutes," to fufill a av bet, and after a parade of red X's, this one actually worked.

timmay wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

timmay wrote: so you and your buddies prefer to "fag it up" at Kells.

Kell's is an Irish pub...but it's probably all the same to you.

fukkin A

Unintelligible in a slightly different accent is all

Dinsdale wrote:Oh, so sorry...

I'm obligated to find an av pic of Adrian Peterson, aka "59 Minutes," to fufill a av bet, and after a parade of red X's, this one actually worked.

[TerryinCrapchester]Well, you could just use the red X one and tell everyone thet it looks fine on your screen. [/TerryinCrapchester]