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Rack.orcinus wrote:
I guess that other thread makes sense now.
RIP, Dins.
MAY have given her an advantage???Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools.
Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.
Nishlord wrote:Are they sure he didn't just snag his hair on a bedknob?
WAR NURSEY
?I am thinking that chest compression asphyxiation (sp??) may have had something to do with it ??IndyFrisco wrote:MAY have given her an advantage???Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools.
Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.
www.katu.com wrote:PORTLAND, Ore. - In a strange twist to a story we brought you last week, investigators believe a man who was choked to death by an emergency room nurse had actually been sent there by the woman's estranged husband to kill her.
Michael Kuhnhausen was arrested Wednesday and faces some serious charges.
The story began last week when 51-year-old Susan Kuhnhausen came home from work and was confronted by an intruder armed with a hammer.
Police say a violent struggle ensued and Kuhnhausen ended up strangling the man with her bare hands. She then ran to a neighbor's house for help.
When police arrived, they found the intruder dead in the house. He has since been identified as 59-year-old Edward Dalton Haffey, a convicted felon with a long record of convictions including:
Conspiracy to commit aggravated murder
Robbery
Drug charges
Possession of burglary tools
Investigators now believe that Michael Kuhnhausen, the woman's estranged husband, knew Haffey and the incident may have been part of a 'murder for hire' plot.
Among the information listed in court documents:
Susan Kuhnhausen was the one who suggested her husband might be behind the attack. She told detectives he was upset about their divorce.
Michael Kuhnhausen and Haffey knew each other through work at Fantasy Adult Video (Kuhnhausen was the supervisor for custodians at the adult store. He hired Haffey and was his boss).
Kuhnhausen told police he was in his estranged wife's house the day of the attack.
When confronted by investigators, Kuhnhausen admitted knowing the attacker, but said "if he told detectives the truth about what happened, they wouldn't believe him anyways, so he wasn't going to tell them."
Kuhnhausen's daughter told police that her father left a suicide note the day after the attack.
As for Susan Kuhnhausen, she was not seriously hurt in the attack. She ended up with minor injuries and was treated and released from the hospital.
It's rare that this board actually produces audible laughter on my end, but THAT just did it.mvscal wrote:OK, so maybe we have been a little free with the term loser around here. Somehow I don't think even the lowest degenerate will ever top a 59 year old jizzmopper being choked to death by an enraged slumpbuster.
Fantasy is actually a large chain of jack shacks around these parts, so I assume he's the head honcho(denoted by the kneepads) for the chain, but I don't know, nor do I want to know any more about the custodial workings of goorinks.On a side note, how disturbing is that an adult video store has so many "custodians" that they require a specifically dedicated supervisor?
PSUFAN wrote:Am I to take from this that the U&L is a shithole?
Not if you're good a creative resume writing.mvscal wrote:It must make for an awkward resume bullet.Mikey wrote:I'd say that it must be a pretty successful adult bookstore. Four person cleaning crews, operating in three shifts, can clean up a lot of jizz in one day.
Methinks this is a rush to judgment, Dins. We don't know what his post total was.Dinsdale wrote:I'm generally not too harsh a judge of people(except when logged in to the internet), but it is without reservation that I say that this guy was pretty much a failure in life.
I would assume that Dins is pretty stoked about this, since the death of a primary witness in a criminal case will pretty much render's the DA's case against him moot.Fantasy is actually a large chain of jack shacks around these parts, so I assume he's the head honcho(denoted by the kneepads) for the chain, but I don't know, nor do I want to know any more about the custodial workings of goorinks.
Derron wrote: However, the jizz mopper still has DK Wilds in Beaverton, which being across form the Candlelight Notel
TUALATIN, Ore. (AP) - A Washington County sheriff's deputy shot and killed a man who broke into a woman's apartment Sunday morning, the second fatal shooting involving the sheriff's office in just over a month.
Authorities say the deputy fired after Taser shocks and bean-bag rounds failed to slow the intruder and the man tried to reach inside a patrol car for a weapon.
A Sheriff's Spokesman says the incident started when a woman awoke to find the intruder standing by her bed.
She screamed, grabbed her cell phone and ran into her young daughter's bedroom.
The man followed her into the room and began attacking her, but she reportedly fought back and was able to phone 911 and avoid serious injury.
The woman says her daughter, 8, joined in the battle by repeatedly punching the intruder in the face.
She says action by her daughter allowed her to get the upper hand in the attack and that at one point she had her hands around the man's neck and was strangling him.
She was also able to get a knife from her kitchen.
The suspect, identified as Jordan Laird Case, 19,eventually left the home where he was confronted by police, who used high-voltage stun weapons and less-lethal beanbag rounds to no effect.
When Case reached inside a police car to get a shotgun, the officer opened fire, hitting Case multiple times. Case died at the scene.
Case was identified by a citizen who saw the drawing of a tattoo that was released Monday.
No further details about Mr. Case are available at this time. His next of kin have been notified.
good enough, from the sounds of it.Cuda wrote:What was their hit-ratio?