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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:52 pm
by orcinus
He's dead, Jim.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:53 pm
by orcinus
Let me know when the Damon Huard era ends. I'm getting Wagoned the rest of the game, err ... season.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:55 pm
by Al Swearengen
He's breathing.. a little
I love how they were giving him props for being brave just as he was beheaded
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:57 pm
by orcinus
Had a bad feeling after watching that Harrison hit the previous commercial series.
Screw football ... I just hope he's OK.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:59 pm
by Adelpiero
there goes kc - 1 1.5
ewwwf
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:00 pm
by orcinus
I think they had twelve men in the box on Huard's first play.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:01 pm
by orcinus
<-- Switching to vodka after watching Huard's first attempt.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:04 pm
by orcinus
Huard can't even hand off properly without falling on his ass.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:05 pm
by orcinus
If you need me, I'll be over on this wood pile, dousing myself in lighter fluid.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:07 pm
by poptart
Jeff George is available.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:12 pm
by BBMarley
Larry Johnson... 14 for 49 at the end of the 3rd qurater. Guess he's not running angry today
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:26 pm
by drummer
poptart wrote:Jeff George is available.
Hell , Elvis may still be in the building .
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:32 pm
by orcinus
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:34 pm
by M2
Man, I'm so glad I ordered "the Sunday ticket" 5 minutes before the games started today.
Now I'm not stuck watching the Chiefs every weekend, and can get my Niner games.
It's going to be a long year for the Chiefs.
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:53 pm
by Raydah James
Buwahahahaha
The only regret is that it wasnt a Raider that did it.
Enjoy your 5-11 season you fucking inbreds.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:57 pm
by Red
BBMarley wrote:Larry Johnson... 14 for 49 at the end of the 3rd qurater. Guess he's not running angry today
Oh I'm pretty sure he's angry. The good thing is that as long as he averages ~130 yards per game from here on out he's still a lock to hit 2000.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:50 am
by Dumbass
Thank GOD (did I say tha?), that fools dropped Brady and E. Manning and I PWNED the fool in front of me to leave me Hasselbeck.
Trent was on my hit list before those drops were made.
Bwahahaha
You all rememebr my keeper woes?
Check it,
Ravens
Stallworth
Matt
Kasay
added, to Gore, Johnson, Moss, Horn
Yea, auction draft rules!
Freaking lame ass.
Peace out JFFL, I am taking another title for twice the bread.
Boo yea!
WAR Week one Titles
LOL
Serp, allows the skilled to take control.
Yes, I am drunk!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:53 am
by M2
Solid hit on Trent Green.
Now that's old school football!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:02 am
by orcinus
Dumbass wrote:Serp, allows the skilled to take control.
Yep ... takes a lot of skill to pick the next name on the list and then wait fifteen minutes in order to pick the next name left on the list. Enjoy your 'tard league victories, champ. I'm sure when the season is over we'll all praise you here for beating up on mensas like you've described above. I'd love to play in a league where other owners dump Brady and Manning. I bet you like playing tackle football against fifth grade PE classes, as well.
Don't get me wrong, Duane. I don't blame you for bailing on the league. That's what most people do when they're completely outmatched and outclassed. You see ... the JFFL isn't a league full of helpless sheep. Save for ChargerMike, it's a league full of owners that will kick your ass to the curb on any given week if you don't pay attention to you own lineup.
So yes, rack you for getting over and not putting your money and brains at risk here.
Money math isn't for everyone.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:39 am
by M2
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:m2 wrote:Solid hit on Trent Green.
Now that's old school football!
Board Bitch says what?
I said... you're the "4-Time Board Bitch" winner, and you tried not to be.
Not to mention, you've asked others to post for you because you sucked so bad, and you also had to resort to using others posts as your own to seem
cool on a message board.
It's a game to me... and I took it from you, and you still didn't see how or why.
Paul, you really don't have much to live for, other than this message board and some "dunkin' donuts".
This is where the humor comes in... and why we all laugh at
you.
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:47 am
by Joe in PB
Hail Dumbass....Tard League King......weak.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:03 am
by KC Scott
m2 wrote:Man, I'm so glad I ordered "the Sunday ticket" 5 minutes before the games started today.
OK, first time I've gotten to use it and I gotta say - How the fuck did I ever live without this?
Had a house full of people and I'm fucking with the remote and stumble onto the screen where all 8 games are on at the same time.
Evryone here agreed this was the single coolest thing ever witnessed on an NFL sunday
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:51 am
by atomicdad
Duane wrote:Yes, I am drunk!!!
Fat and stupid to boot.
Another incoherent rambling from the fucktard. Orc, why did you point out this stupid shit?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:30 am
by poptart
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:That was FUCKING BULLSHIT that Geathers wasn't flagged for that FLAGRANT hit on Green today.....and DO NOT EVEN sit there and pound out on your keyboards that Dude was blocked into Green because he WASN'T- the replays CLEARLY showed that he was going in for the kill shot anyway and Kennison's attempt at blcoking him didn't even alter his trajectory into Green.
I have NO doubt that Geathers is going to be fined for the hit, because that's the way the NFL rolls.
Because of the block in the back it's impossible to say with complete certainty what would have happened had Geathers been left alone.
If I'm in charge there is NO fine.
Btw, is a block in the back legal .... ?
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:41 pm
by Kansas City Kid
KC Scott wrote:m2 wrote:Man, I'm so glad I ordered "the Sunday ticket" 5 minutes before the games started today.
OK, first time I've gotten to use it and I gotta say - How the fuck did I ever live without this?
Had a house full of people and I'm fucking with the remote and stumble onto the screen where all 8 games are on at the same time.
Evryone here agreed this was the single coolest thing ever witnessed on an NFL sunday
Welcome to the Wonderful World of NFL Sunday Ticket SUPERFAN! This is the third year I have had it and don't know how I ever lived without it. Fucking AWESOME!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:23 pm
by KC Scott
Today's news conference - said expect Green to be out a minimum of 2 weeks (leading into the Bye Week)
looks like Huard for the Bronco and 49er games.
Hello 1-2 to start the season
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:38 pm
by Raydah James
Buwahahahahahahaha!
RACK the shoulder that hit paydirt.
Think its bad now? Wait 'till Raider week-we are going to fucking decapitate him.......
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:41 am
by orcinus
Rack mvscal.
Bastard.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:49 am
by poptart
Green may be back soon, but I'm not so sure he's going to be back back, ya know .... ?
That kind of head-shot takes a toll on a human being.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 am
by orcinus
Good point.
I hope we're not watching the final year of Aikman/Young all over again.
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:46 am
by poptart
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:11 pm
by poptart
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6001322
Green will miss at least two more games
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) -
Kansas City quarterback Trent Green says the severe concussion that left him unconscious on Sept. 10 will keep him sidelined at least two more weeks.
Speaking with Kansas City reporters for the first time since the head-snapping hit in the season opener, the two-time Pro Bowler said Thursday that he's feeling much better and finally able to drive a car. He may even join the Chiefs on the sideline Sunday for their game against San Francisco.
"It's just a day-to-day, week-to-week thing. That is what the doctor told me my last visit last week, to not expect anything other than that," he said.
"Everybody handles it differently. Every concussion is different."
Getting back by Oct. 8 against Arizona, he said, would not "be reasonable."
"They're going to want me to practice at least some prior to that point. I know I won't practice this week. It remains to be seen if I'm going to do any next week. So considering by that point in time I will have missed three weeks, to all of a sudden practice and play in one week, that would be reaching."
At the Steelers on the 15th, or wait 'til the home game v. SD on the 22nd ... ?
Or .... wait one more week 'til the home game v. Seattle on the 29th ... ?
Even without Green KC has a pretty good chance of winning the next two games on the schedule .... SF, at Az.
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 3:57 pm
by PSUFAN
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:m2 wrote:Solid hit on Trent Green.
Now that's old school football!
Board Bitch says what?
One of the best posts I've ever read.