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'Duhs v. Blots In-Game
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:28 am
by Red
I'm looking forward to a good game tonight and hoping for a shootout, thanks to Chris Henry and Brandon Lloyd.
O/U on combined INTs tonight? I'll set the early line at 4.5.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:30 am
by Red
Lamont Jordan looked absolutely clueless on that Brooks scramble.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:35 am
by M2
Look for the Chargers to roll the San Francisco 49'ers adopted "little sister," that they hide in the basement... due to down syndrome.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:43 am
by Red
mvscal wrote:This booth is better than their 1st crew.
Agreed. I really like Jaws although he has a tendency to get a bit overly dramatic at times.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:45 am
by Cross Traffic
Much better booth, get rid of SNAAAAAAAAAP and replace him with either Vermeil or Jaws.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:45 am
by drummer
Red wrote:mvscal wrote:This booth is better than their 1st crew.
Agreed. I really like Jaws although he has a tendency to get a bit overly dramatic at times.
3rd . LT is just running over the Raiders .
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:46 am
by Cross Traffic
How about some passing Marty....
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:05 am
by Cross Traffic
True true, we are making the Duh's D look like the JV squad.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:06 am
by godzilla2002
Tomlinson 88 yards in the first quarter... Not looking good for the home team!
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:06 am
by M2
m2 wrote:Look for the Chargers to roll the San Francisco 49'ers adopted "little sister,"
This one is going to get uglier than I even thought.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:11 am
by KC Scott
I'd like to Thank the Raidust for disentegrating in the first quarter so I can hit the rack early
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:12 am
by Red
That raiduh offensive line looks solid.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:12 am
by kcdave
Ive been all doom and gloom all day about how things suck right now for the Chiefs.
Now ..... after seeing the pathetic duhs ...... not so much.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:13 am
by KC Scott
godzilla2002 wrote:Tomlinson 88 yards in the first quarter... Not looking good for the home team!
Hey Tardzilla -
You wanna go back and reread that post where I told you the Raider line was crap in pre-season?
You proceeded to enlighten me on how "PreSeason didn't mean anything"
Great Call on that one, Brainiac.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 am
by Red
Bwa! Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, raiduds.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:19 am
by Cross Traffic
Another raider penalty...what a shock!
Art Shell should have never come back.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:23 am
by Mister Bushice
same old raiduhs. Just in case the other team is having trouble scoring, you can count on raider penalties to help them out.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:25 am
by poptart
First half appears to be going along nicely.
Moss with no touches.
Gallery with a FS.
Bonehead running into the kicker.
Brooks 1-4 for under 10 yds.
LaMont averaging a yd a carry.
LT over 100.
Thankfully I can't watch. haha
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:26 am
by godzilla2002
KC Scott wrote:Hey zilla -
You wanna go back and reread that post where I told you the Raider line was crap in pre-season?
You proceeded to enlighten me on how "PreSeason didn't mean anything"
Great Call on that one, Brainiac.
godzilla2002 wrote:When are you guys going to realize preseason means nothing? Coaches don’t pull out the entire playbook and starters don’t play at full speed.
Staying on topic...
SD - 27
OAK - 17
The only thing I would change is my prediction of the score
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:27 am
by KC Scott
Red wrote:Bwa! Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, raiduds.
Orc and I were on the phone today and he mentioned he had a 35 pt. lead on Joe.
Joe only had LT going tonight and I said he ought to feel pretty safe with a 35 t. lead.
He said it would only take 170 yds. and 3 TDs - I'm like "what are the chances of that?"
Then I remembered:
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Hey..... Maybe he'll get tired.
Sin,
Orcinus - One day Raider Fan
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:33 am
by Mister Bushice
Gallery has that "revolving door" move down pat.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:33 am
by KC Scott
godzilla2002 wrote:
godzilla2002 wrote:When are you guys going to realize preseason means nothing? Coaches don’t pull out the entire playbook and starters don’t play at full speed.
The only thing I would change is my prediction of the score
That's beacuse your either a dumbfuck, blind or know so little about football you need to have your OL explain it to you.
Your swishy little comment was made after I said how poor the Raidust line play, particularly Gallery, was in the Preseason.
Unless your watching the Home Shopping Network, you can see the fufillment of that prophecy.
Typical dumbfuck Denver fan.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:35 am
by poptart
poptart wrote:First half appears to be going along nicely.
Moss with no touches.
Gallery with a FS.
Bonehead running into the kicker.
Brooks 1-4 for under 10 yds.
LaMont averaging a yd a carry.
LT over 100.
Thankfully I can't watch. haha
4 sacks
Well, they got Moss the ball a few times.
Baby steps.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:39 am
by Red
Glass half full: the 'duhs are only down 13.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:42 am
by godzilla2002
Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:42 am
by M2
Scott, it's a nice evening in Kansas City ... I've opened another bottle Tito's Vodka to enjoy this lovely cold front that has come in.
It's an open window night with a cool breeze, and some good Raider beat down.
Ahh, it's good to be in KC this evening.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:43 am
by Mal
You know it's bad when Brooks is your best offensive player.
Our entire O line is a clusterfuck from top to bottom.
The 7 step pass plays that take 12 seconds to develop arent doing us any favors.
Tom Walsh looks like he has learned nothing.
The Chargers are physically superior, we all knew that but we are playing right into there hands with this fucked up playcalling.
The score may be only 13-0 but this is an asskicking so far.
Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am
by The Assassin
Merriman himself has destroyed our OL.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am
by poptart
jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:47 am
by Mister Bushice
godzilla2002 wrote:Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”
Yet every thing the Duhs were doing wrong in the preseason they are still doing in the opener. Either they are not capable or they learned nothing.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am
by drummer
poptart wrote:jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.
Rack tart.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am
by War Wagon
poptart wrote:jossjeff wrote:Christ Jesus Shell had better do something at halftime.
Yeah, like phone Al and ask him what to do.
What would Lames do?
Decapitate somebody?
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:48 am
by KC Scott
Red wrote:Glass half full: the 'duhs are only down 13.
Hilarious shit; I was listening on friday and they had Gambling Guy on our local sports talk - He's giving his takes on various games - But his "Super Can't Miss Break the Bank - You can only Get this if you call Me" mega Winner was the this game.
I'm thinking, yea, If anyone saw any of the "duhs in
Preseason ('sup Tardzilla?) -
Chargers giving 3 on the road to this shit team was money in the fucking bank.
The Big Hammer of Obviousness is pretty hard to miss
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:55 am
by Red
Glass half empty: LT just got fifteen minutes of rest.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:56 am
by KC Scott
godzilla2002 wrote:Gee Elmer Fud, your prediction that the Raiders wouldn’t have a good offensive line is unreal! And to think you got all that from preseason games is fucking amazing! Listen dumbass, everyone knew the Raiders were going to struggle well before the first preseason game was played. My point was, and is “preseason does not matter”
Your still sucking Tard. Trying to spin it now won't help you.
And your OL is giving some dude a cyber hummer over on "My Space"
Go check her Browser history if you don't believe it.
Not that you'd really care since it seems your sorta into "that"
IrieZilla; Acknowledged Crank Gazer of the T1B football Fourm
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:58 am
by godzilla2002
KC Scott wrote:Your still sucking Tard. Trying to spin it now won't help you.
And your OL is giving some dude a cyber hummer over on "My Space"
Go check her Browser history if you don't believe it.
Not that you'd really care since it seems your sorta into "that"
IrieZilla; Acknowledged Crank Gazer of the T1B football Fourm
Wow! Very nice 3rd grade smack!
KC Scott wrote:I'd like to Thank the Raidust for disentegrating in the first quarter so I can hit the rack early
Sorry I’m so deep in your head that I kept you up past your bedtime
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:59 am
by orcinus
Red wrote:Glass half empty: LT just got fifteen minutes of rest.
Fuck you.
This entire forum
will sport raider avatars for the rest of the game, if necessary.
Don't think it can't happen.
War Burner Turner.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:01 am
by orcinus
I think I'll hide out in the bedroom for the rest of the game, as my wife is now throwing things in the living room.
I think the taunting penalty pushed her over the edge.
Forcing her to watch Gallery on every snap didn't help, either.
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:02 am
by KC Scott
m2 wrote:Scott, it's a nice evening in Kansas City ... I've opened another bottle Tito's Vodka to enjoy this lovely cold front that has come in.
It's an open window night with a cool breeze, and some good Raider beat down.
Ahh, it's good to be in KC this evening.
Dude, your sounding Gayer than usual.
Might I sugggest you take a cab down to the Liberty Memorial.
They would be all over your chimes down there
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:04 am
by Mister Bushice
WTF is it with bringing no nothing movie stars into the booth to make stupid comments on football, followed by an interview at the expense of the game?
In game 1 it was jamie foxx. Now ahnold. enough already.
and while you're at it go back to the two man booth.