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Let's get this poddi started.

First of all, you need to ask permission before speaking. Secondly, fetch me my coffee.

Q.
How many times will TWO get into the endzone this weekend?

A.
All day, without the ball.

I Expect TWO, to go Bobby Nightime in this game.


Seriously,

I'm calling my shot right now, Dallaas to win by 30!

There is no way we can beat these fellers. Big D is the most powerful offensive Juggernaut in the East. They will run the table straight to the SuperBowl.


I love this rivalry!


Ooooot!

I have to disagree with you BD. I watched the Foreskins absolutely dominate the Boys in Dallas last year. I also know that TO never performs well in the spotlight. Especially against a huge division rival. I also watched your skins manhandle Brad Johnson so I expect even more pressure on Bledsoe. The Skins will win in a "laugher".

Skins 47
Boys 6

very funny.

seriously- a few things make me hopeful about sunday night. first, the vikes O line, IMO, is better than dallas (and the skins at this point). so, there ought to be at least something resembling pressure on bledsoe. and bledsoe does not respond well when pressured...as if we didnt know that. i'm not sure dallas has fixed its line. and the D should feel like it has something to prove after a weak showing.

second, portis should be starting this week. betts and his slow ass, non tackle breaking self- averaging 2 yards a carry- aint gonna get it done. dallas didnt do so great at containing old fred taylor, portis should have a decent day...at least.

finally, both gregg williams and al saunders had to have learned a thing or two from last night. both units at times looked very good. and both looked very bad at other times. a little tweaking, and both sides of the ball could be formidable. it was the first game under saunders scheme and the skins put together a couple of decent drives and that should only get better as they get more comfortable. no, i'm not worred about brunell. i said it before- he's not the reason the skins lost. sure, he needs to take more shots downfield with a couple of options at WR other than moss, but part of that was probably play calling and the O lines ability to protect. short quick passes were probably intentionally called to nullify the rush. brunell looked pretty accurate and strong and mobile enough to still get it done.

i am mostly worried about the absence of springs. i've been saying as long as springs has been here that hes under appreciated- he rarely gets beat. with him out, the skins looked helpless on third down. owens and glenn could have big days.

so, in the interest of keeping the theme of the thread alive.....

boys- 63
skins- 2

Dallas 20
Wash 17

^^^^^^^^^^

great breakdown

As opposed to your serious take on the game?

Crown hasn't been around much.

He hasnt.

TO, TG and Witten must be loving the look of our secondary and Bledsoe is all smiles reviewing our pass rush. The dallas offensive coaching staff is loving the identity free defense we're sporting. They get on their game this week.

'Skins' offense keeps things interesting. Prediction: fukkifIknow.




velocet

G.O. wrote: boys- 63
skins- 2

Seriously, that made me laugh.

Nice one



NOT SO FAST there Dallasfanatic, you can't reverse what's already been reversed. You can take that to bangcock!

Whats wrong with a reversed reverse? I do it all the time with the wifey.

Ok, all BS aside here's how I see Sunday night playing out (albeit with my silver and blue shades on).

Going into this season I must admit I kind of feared the Foreskin defense. I mean another year to understand Williams scheme and this team could be potent on that side of the ball. Well it doesn't seem to be that way as we speak, but I know they are only a couple weeks away from getting it all figured out. Therefore, the Boys will move the ball fairly effectively against the defense and I expect a big game from T-Blow and Witten. Spreading the ball around on the passing game, and mixing in a few runs here and there and you have a recipe for success. I also think Glenn will have the 3 catches for 150 yards and two touchdowns (not Moss).

I expect the Boys to pay close attention to Zimmer and Co. this week and figure out why we couldn't get much pressure on Leftwich. The defense will come fired up and get to Brunnell early and force him into some bad situations (aka picks). No real threat from Portis as he is only a Roy Williams hit away from completely losing the shoulder for the season. I hope they realize this and start Butts in his place

I'm not too worried about special teams play on either side of the ball because, quite frankly, I don't think its going to come down to that (Now that I said that you can guarantee it will). The Boys should have a comfortable lead thoughout the game.

Boys 38
Skins 17

This game is easy!

Dallas Dominates with the just get bye attitude, Julius will only run hard after Parcells yells at him on the sidelines, Washington hangs around and With the genius that is Mike Zimmer calling the defensive plays, calls a blitz on 4th and 28 with 30 seconds left, and Moss runs right by Roy Williams for the win. Or TOO could just have a coming out day, and Sean Taylor will get +15 yard unnecessary niceness penalties.

It's Washington/Dallas I expect anything

Skins win 28-21 Bledsoe throws 3 picks/Meoh melts down

Ok DF, Here's what I expect.....

I don't know what to expect, honostly.

The only thing I can think of is dallas is going to try to work the middle of the field as this has been our weakness. Dallas will try to use everything out of the Vikings game. This won't work two weeks in a row of course (don't ask me how, it just won't). The skins started slow in Defense last season, while this season it should only take one game to shake the dust off. Randle El and Moss will be on fire this week. Look for some tricks from each side.


Skins 21
Dallas 17

This game is going to be determined by Washington's pass rush. They need to get in Bledsoe's grill and punch him in the mouth a couple times. If they can keep the pressure on and force him to throw into coverage- I see a big game for the Skin's D. On the other side of the ball.. it all depends on Brunell. Washington will have a hard time running the ball against that front 7 (esp with Portis still banged up a little). If he has trouble like he did against Minny- then this will be a low scoring game.

My forecast for the battle of the Staute QB's-

Wash- 13
Dallas- 10

..........this rivalry just ain't the same as it used to be. I kind of miss the Cowpoke fans coming in here and flicking matchtips all over the place.

Where the hell is G-Dub when you need'em.

MIA

Doug in DC
G-Dub
Texas
Cowboyfan Brett
jackass007
Bassman

and a 49'er fan by the name of........Rumple.....err Nyeman for his 2 cents?

This game is not getting enough run.

BD,

I didn't get a chance to watch the Skins game...sorry I don't watch Little League football. Its good to see Gibbs get a coaching staff worthy of propping his old ass up. He needs it. He spends too much time under the hood these days.

Anyway, I think TO will go off on the Skins D and pull it out in spite of Drew to the Wrong Team. Steady diet of Witten and Julius will open it up for TO.

Who's next in Snyder's box this weekend? Lance Bass?

Bring it Skinflints...

Howdy Neck!


It's great to see you. What's up with NuSkin Jones? Has he been hanging out on the sidelines lately? I haven't seen him much.

I'll be you he'll be down on the field this weekend, you can bet on it.


As for Snyder, he should bring in Don King.

Put me down for any and all Sig/av bets. Skins are going down...

Sorry I haven't checked in. Came back from vacation to go into training and then missed the last two days with the fucking flu. I feel like shit, but not bad enough to not at least chime in!

I'd expect a much better looking defensive game from the Boys on Sunday. Looks like this year is going to be predicated on the OL. If they suck, the Boys will limp around 9-7 or 8-8. If they stiffen, then I expect great things to happen. Among those great things is a sweep of the Skins and them taking their rightful places as our bitches.


You can also count Spackler as another MIA.

Big Daddy wrote:Howdy Neck!


It's great to see you. What's up with NuSkin Jones? Has he been hanging out on the sidelines lately? I haven't seen him much.

I'll be you he'll be down on the field this weekend, you can bet on it.


As for Snyder, he should bring in Don King.

How do there Big DaddyO.
Hopefully Jerry will be in someone's studio as he keeps showing up on NFL shows these days. Jerry's done so well since offing the Hairdo...

Oh yeah, scoreboard reads Dallas 23 Skins 14

Offense:
Hopefully Portis will be in for the entire game this week as Betts is nothing but a skidmark. The “top-notch” Skins’ o-line needs to think about showing up this week. Moss and Randel-el are fine, but Lloyd got outshined by James Trash. Better redzone packages, perhaps including TJ Duckett or Cooley, would be better than the stupidity utilized versus the Queens.

Defense:
Could they possibly be overrated or is Springs that integral? I guess we find out this week as Glenn and Owens are a tad bit better than the Queens WRs. A pass rush would not be frowned upon and maybe a blitz or two could be used. All these 49er acquisitions seem like horseshit so far. Then again, the Cowshit o-line is no where near the quality of Minnie. The Skins shut down the run for most of the game so Jones/Barber doesn’t worry me. It comes down to the pass D.

Special Teams:
What an abortion of a squad for the Skins! I refuse to comment further.


Skins do just enough to eke by the Turds. Owens and Glenn get theirs versus a pitiful secondary but their drive are continually stalled due to poor running game and Bleedsoe. Portis controls the game and Brunell completes the passes that matter. John Hall’s gimpy leg plays no role outside of XPs and 2 missed FGs.

Skins 21 Gurls 14

In for any and all sig bets.

Just to make it official....in for all sig/AV bets

I don't think the Skins are comfortable running Saunders' offense yet. For this reason alone I believe the Cowboys will win.

Skins don't have enough offense to win this road game.


Cowboys - 21
Redskins - 16

Well we now know there will be no Portis next evening (heard as much on the radio a few minutes ago). So Pop's assessment looks legit.


Anyway, in for the sig/av deal. So get to work, HH.



velocet

Even if I broke it down at NFL Films, I wouldn't be able to sell this Redskin win. No Portis is huge, but I'm counting on the defense to bring the pressure they didn't bring last week. The pass coverage is hating, so they need to disrupt Bledsoe. Nice piece in the Post today. Dallas has owned Washington; 54-36-2.

Perhaps my myopia is rivaling ol' Number8's.

Redskins 17
Cowboys 14

In for the AV/sig.

Washington - 30
Dallas - 21

that was ugly. wheres my sig?

G.O. wrote:that was ugly. wheres my sig?

I'll talk it over with HH and MN and get back to you.

BTW, you guys look like shit and welcome back to your role as our personal gloryhole.

DallasFanatic wrote:you guys look like shit and welcome back to your role as our personal gloryhole.

Yup, Brunell sucks.

As far as post game…

Offense – If Brunell was a poster he would be ranked somewhere between m2 and Diogenes. He is the bottom of the freaking barrel. Betts is a day old abortion. The o-line is everything from the [turnstile]Gallery thread[t/turnstile] and less.

Defense – The supposed strength of this year is basically two men, Marcus Washington and Sean Taylor. The rest of the D is as disappointing as a ren-faire “hottie”.

ST – Too fucking little too late. I hate Rock Cartright.

Coaching = AARP

Props to the Cowboys...except that pussy-ass, gator-armed bitch known as TO. What an absolute woman he is when hard hittin is following a catch.

This game was more a case of the Skins being horrible. That being said, whats that now? SOmething like 15 out of the last 18. Sheesh...there's more of a rivalry for Dallas with the Texans now.

And speaking of the Texans...who will be favored next week? Houston or Skinflints? Bwaaaa...

DallasFanatic wrote:

G.O. wrote:that was ugly. wheres my sig?

I'll talk it over with HH and MN and get back to you.

BTW, you guys look like shit and welcome back to your role as our personal gloryhole.

cant disagree with that.

stuckinia wrote:
Props to the Cowboys...except that pussy-ass, gator-armed bitch known as TO. What an absolute woman he is when hard hittin is following a catch.

thats the only thing that made me smile last night.

Gentlemen...






You guys got worked. I thought the Cowboys looked like shit in the first half. Dropping balls, committing stupid penalties. But they looked like World Champions compared to the Pop Warner team you guys fielded. Have fun in the cellar, because unless Portis can carry a whole team on his back, you guys are fucked!

Mississippi Neck wrote:This game was more a case of the Skins being horrible. That being said, whats that now? SOmething like 15 out of the last 18. Sheesh...there's more of a rivalry for Dallas with the Texans now.

And speaking of the Texans...who will be favored next week? Houston or Skinflints? Bwaaaa...

Beeeeecause the Cowladies are way better than Houston? I believe that they have beat you in the past if i'm not mistaken?

Gameplan is easy without portis. Offense gets out on the field to stretch their legs and give the Defense a couple of minutes of rest. Then as the Defense gets on the field they slow underarm pitch the ball to Deadsoe and count to 10 alligators. At least we got more penatly yards than you guys? Although I did notice that your O-Line holds like a mother fucker, you only got called a couple of times for that. And the "Two" controversy is still in play. I saw frustration all over her face last night. Someone (i forgot who it was) said that he'd go postal by week 6? That's looking like a lock to me.

What the fuck was Skeletor doing on the field last night Neckie? That's the shit that ticks me off, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

Oh yeah, props! Don't think your going to the superbowl anytime soon, though.

Signature:

Ahhhhh what a relief to watch my pop warner football squad show up to Texas Stadium and get absolutely manhandled by the superior Dallas Cowboys. I will now assume my regular position on my knees and resume my full time job as their personal bitch. Rack the Cowboys for showing us how to play football.

DallasFanatic wrote:Signature:

Ahhhhh what a relief to watch my pop warner football squad show up to Texas Stadium and get absolutely manhandled by the superior Dallas Cowboys. I will now assume my regular position on my knees and resume my full time job as their personal bitch. Rack the Cowboys for showing us how to play football.

Don't you think this is kind of an insult to pop warner squads? I am sure they at least attempt a forward pass.

I must be in a time warp. I thought this was supposed to be the magical 3rd year of the Return of the Gibbs, not a rebuilding year.

Props to the 'Boys. Way to lay waste to the best laid 700 page plans.

Big Daddy wrote:
Beeeeecause the Cowladies are way better than Houston? I believe that they have beat you in the past if i'm not mistaken?

What the fuck was Skeletor doing on the field last night Neckie? That's the shit that ticks me off, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

Oh yeah, props! Don't think your going to the superbowl anytime soon, though.

1) Dallas has never beaten Houston in reg season play. 1-0. Epic.

2) Snyder kicked him out of his own booth to make way for a congregation of Scientologists

3) No, but, 15 of 18 will have to do.

thanks much.




Ahhhhh what a relief to watch my pop warner football squad show up to Texas Stadium and get absolutely manhandled by the superior Dallas Cowboys. I will now assume my regular position on my knees and resume my full time job as their personal bitch. Rack the Cowboys for showing us how to play football.