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Well, it's our first Monday night appearance since 2001 so I hope we don't embarrass ourselves! Nevertheless, I will be watching every moment and passionately cheering my team on!

GO JAGS! BEAT THE STEELERS!

Not a steeler nor jag hayta. Both teams neutral to me unless the 'Skins are playing them (and rack the Jags for macking the cowchips, since MY TEAM can't).

Jags 13
Steelers 10

It'll be all about defense and these two squads will run a clinic in that regard tonite. Can't wait. Loves me some defensive chessmatches.

Go Jags......

At start of second half:

Kornholer: "... this is the best 0-0 game I've ever seen."



Good thing ESPN isn't trying to keep viewers lured by trying to convince us it's the greatest 0-0 game at halftime in the history of the NFL.

whoever made the decision to put kornholer in the booth needs to be beaten to death.

JCT wrote:whoever made the decision to put kornholer in the booth needs to be beaten to death.

RACK

Despite ESPN's claim that it very well may be the greatest 0-0 game ever, I still haven't been compelled to turn on Westwood One. Fuck it, maybe if I do, the nature of this game will change.

Whoo Hoo!

3 points!

It's now officially the greatest 0-3 game ever.

-- ESPN

mvscal wrote:

velocet wrote:Loves me some defensive chessmatches.

You won't see one tonight.

Do you normally post here?

RadioFan wrote:Whoo Hoo!

3 points!

It's now officially the greatest 0-3 game ever.

-- ESPN

They'll be playing this game on ESPN classic for YEARS.

JCT wrote:whoever made the decision to put kornholer in the booth needs to be beaten to death.

could be worse.....

much, much worse

You mean the same Brent who on sat during the USC game said "We're here in Socal and we'll be watching the sun set to the west of us."?

Bwah @ Scott.

Anybody hear Kornholer, with the sudden Jacksonville NFL/civics lesson? Something along the lines of "nobody's ever heard of them ... their team, their city."



What a fucking tool. Now I want Jax to win just so I can hear that moron make more idiotic comments ... hopefully the asshat will get fired after tonight. Better yet, killed in a car wreck in the city that "nobody's ever heard of." Fucking jackass.

Yeah I was wondering about that. "A city no one has heard of."

Huh? Wasn't the superbowl there 8 months ago? - me to myself

Hey, there are no other cities in the U.S. that anyone has ever heard of outside of Washington, N.Y. and L.A.

Alright, maybe a few hayseeds have heard of B'more, but that's it.

-- Sin,

Tony Kornholer
Geography and civics teacher

JCT wrote:Yeah I was wondering about that. "A city no one has heard of."

If you ever watch PTI you'll know that Kornholer goes pretty overboard with the sarcasm thing. That's pretty much his entire schtick.

Only comedy from the booth thus far has been Tony's repeated efforts to bait Theisman into arguments, only to get stonewalled.

I read a story about Kornheiser in the local rag, supposedly he was wanted by ESPN beacuse he'd appeal to the "Casual Fan".

Mikey - Tony K is speaking your language

Steelers can still win this with a TD

Thanks, Marcus.

PSUFAN wrote:Steelers can still win this with a TD

I'll go out on a limb here and predict that Tony Kornheiser, with his superior wit and sarcasm, will announce that shortly. That is, unless Theesman has already beat him to the punch.

Interception.

This is the greatest 0-6 game in the history of the NFL.

-- ESPN

I was channeling them there.

Heck of a play on that pick.

Hard to believe that three games this weekend in the NFL and college where all teams were in single digits turned out to be exciting games. This game would rank third behind Auburn-LSU and Chiefs-Broncos though.

3rd? This is the greatest game ever played.



- ESPN

PSUFAN wrote:Steelers can still win this with a TD

And a recovered onside kick right after.

Yeah right, like that's going to happen.

Oh yeah, it did.

Sorry, just channeling for Kornheiser's benefit. :twisted:


Shoalz,

Actually, this game reminds me a LOT of LSU-Auburn this weekend. Fantastic defense, on both sides.

mvscal wrote:The Squealers are going to run hog wild on the Faguars.

We'll add mv to the list of dumbfucks who know nothing about football.

Wow...is Patsy a Jax Jag cheerleader? Damn, they are hot.

PSUFAN wrote:Wow...is Patsy a Jax Jag cheerleader? Damn, they are hot.

It's those black boots, bro.

RadioFan wrote:Shoalz,

Actually, this game reminds me a LOT of LSU-Auburn this weekend. Fantastic defense, on both sides.

Doesn't hold a candle to how that game finished though...

It was a good fucking game... unless you're a Stiller fan.

You want a 72-68 game, watch an Arena League game.

Red wrote:It was a good fucking game... unless you're a Stiller fan.

You want a 72-68 game, watch an Arena League game.

You want a 9-0 Game?

Watch

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Best game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love us!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I'm drunk.

patsy stone wrote:I love us!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do too, especially if you were wearing black thigh-high boots in my dream the other night. :D

Scott, quit it.

PSUFAN wrote:Wow...is Patsy a Jax Jag cheerleader? Damn, they are hot.

I looooooooooove their uniforms!!!!

patsy stone wrote:And I'm drunk.

Atta girl, and congrats on the win. I was hoping more from Drew-Jones....why isn't he returning punts? He led the nation last year.....

Good point, they need to use Drew-Jones alot more out there.

patsy stone wrote:And I'm drunk.

Would have been a good time to post those pictures. Ya know? ;)

Your boys played a hell of a defensive game. My guess is they'll be seeing each other again sometime in January. Untill then, they deserve their props.

mvscal wrote:

KC Scott wrote:I read a story about Kornheiser in the local rag, supposedly he was wanted by ESPN beacuse he'd appeal to the "Casual Fan".

Unfortunately he does not appeal to the casual fan...he is a casual fan. They might as well put JTR in the booth.

There is one upside to Kornhieser. He is making it his life's work to point out every time Thiesman contradicts himself in the same broadcast. For that reason alone I am willing to cut him some slack.

I detest Kornheiser, but only a little more than I detest Theismann. I suffered through a radio delay for a bit last night...as much as I could stand.

KC Scott wrote:I read a story about Kornheiser in the local rag, supposedly he was wanted by ESPN beacuse he'd appeal to the "Casual Fan".

Mikey - Tony K is speaking your language

Gee, I've apparently been "smacked" here.

Since I'm *new* here, maybe you could enlighten me on what you mean by the "casual fan".
Perhaps you mean in contrast to the "serious fan", defined as one who provides deep and insightful research and NFL commentary 365 days a year on T1B? Something to really look up to - I'm truly humbled by your encyclopedic knowledge and ability to analyze games that you didn't see.
Or maybe you're talking about a loser forklift driver from somewhere in flyover country (thanks Dins) who has a nasty habit of picking said "serious" fan's pubic hairs from his teeth in public places.

I guess maybe I should quit my job(s) and start Tivo'ing the NFL network.

BTW, Kornheiser is among the top two assholes on TV today. He'd probably be #1 if Burnt Hamburger would just die - he's never amounted to anything without Phyllis George.