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Ryder Cup Sig Bet
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:35 am
by Nishlord
You know the drill;
If the Euros win, I get to set the sigs of everyone who signs up for the rest of the month.
If the USA win, those who sign up get sig rights on me for the rest of the year.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:37 am
by Cuda
Agassi retired, so you euros might just have a chance this year.
No deal.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:38 am
by Nishlord
That's one pussy who's backed out, then.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:39 am
by Adelpiero
in
will the euro team dive during match play?
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:44 am
by Nishlord
I dunno. I'll check how many Italians are in the squad.
Meanwhile, your boys have already done you proud;
If Tom Lehman's US Ryder Cup team should fall to inglorious defeat at the K Club this week, the history books will record that it all started to go wrong with the great tortilla chip fiasco on the tarmac of a Washington DC airport.
"Excess baggage" was the official explanation for a two-hour delay in the Americans' arrival at Dublin airport yesterday morning but, as Lehman explained later, the problem could be ascribed to excess salsa.
"I live in Arizona - the land of Mexican food. When I was over here a few weeks ago it was very difficult to find good chips and salsa.
"So rather than try to find it, we decided to bring our own corn tortillas," he said. "I loaded 200 bags into my golf travel bag. When I tried to move it, I couldn't even get it off the ground."
Airport staff had the same difficulty, which led to the delay. When the American team eventually did step off the plane, dressed in tweed jackets and looking like refugees from a Sherlock Holmes convention, they were met by Ian Woosnam, who was resplendent - if that's the right word - in a team-issue suede safari jacket.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:45 am
by RadioFan
Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?
It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.
In on the sig bet. I might as well go 0-2 while I'm on a roll.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:49 am
by Adelpiero
RadioFan wrote:Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?
It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.
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don't catch any premierre league games i see. Best diving in the world was on display at highbury and now at the new emirates stadium.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:00 am
by smackaholic
in
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:00 am
by RadioFan
Nishlord wrote:That's one pussy who's backed out, then.
[Reggie White reset] The Cuda has the talent.
He can turn down a bet into a bent-over backing in. [/Reggie reset]
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:50 am
by A.C. Crut
in
but you should submit a picture going 'hand-bra' on Mrs Doubtfire's man-teets.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:39 pm
by Nishlord
If I lose, you can put up whatever pic you like.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:42 pm
by WolverineSteve
I'll go.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:17 pm
by The phantorino
Adelpiero wrote:RadioFan wrote:Adelpiero wrote:will the euro team dive during match play?
It's the Euros, not the Italian national team.
.
don't catch any premierre league games i see. Best diving in the world was on display at highbury and now at the new emirates stadium.
yes,but those are LONDON sides. Those that aren't eye-ties are diving pussies anyway...
and it's Premier
just sayin'
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:02 pm
by smackaholic
nish,
could you look into getting drunken irishman gaelic footie commentator dude to do play by play for the cup?
that fuggin guy could make america's cup interesting to watch.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:40 pm
by Nishlord
If only.
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:33 pm
by Nishlord
So thats;
Adelpiero
RadioFan
Smackaholic
A.C.Crut
Wolverine Steve
Cuda
Any other people out there who aren't castratos?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:49 pm
by YD
IN
tigger will be nailz
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:02 am
by Nishlord
This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:19 pm
by Nishlord
1-0 Yanks.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:54 pm
by A.C. Crut
5-3 Euros after day one
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:51 pm
by The phantorino
Euro's win the whole thing by 4. See you Monday
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:14 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Nishlord wrote:This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.
Oh, go fuck yourself. You guys are every bit as arrogant as we are, you're just more smug about it. You hide behind your wry smiles (probably a good idea for obvious reasons) because you don't have the confidence to be straight up ASSHOLES like we do. Rack Americans!
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:31 pm
by The phantorino
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nishlord wrote:This is gonna be a close one. Americans are being surprisingly decent and non-arrogant, which is always a worrying sign. And the wind's gonna be an absolute cunt this afto.
Oh, go fuck yourself. You guys are every bit as arrogant as we are, you're just more smug about it. You hide behind your wry smiles (probably a good idea for obvious reasons) because you don't have the confidence to be straight up ASSHOLES like we do. Rack Americans!
Fucking RACK that!! arrogance, smugness, wry smiles, and honesty in one post. best quote of the week.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:33 am
by smackaholic
What exactly is wry? Discolored, crooked and mostly missing? Cause any smile a euro might be hiding behind would have to be all of that.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:37 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
'Course, some of them have enough "confidence" to let it all show...
Uhhhh, yyyyyyeah......not such a great idea.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:42 am
by Nishlord
Oh, so it's safe for the sackless to post in here now, is it? Fancy that.
Not a massive golf fan, but the Ryder Cup is decent. They should make more individual sports do something like this (apart from tennis, who already have the Davis Cup and it still sucks arse). Boxing foursomes would be amusing.
Europe have to pull away today, seeing as the Yanks always own the final singles day.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:17 pm
by Nishlord
So I'll get those sigs ready for Monday, then.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Let's take a look at this here thread...
On this board, there is actually a Golf Forum, or so I've heard. There's a small handful of posters who are very passionate both about playing golf, and PGA golf. Matter of fact, there's often pick'em games for some of the Majors, and other significant events.
Yet, in this here sig-bet thread, you'll notice that not one of those people who actually follow the sport closely enough to post about it on internet forums(you know -- the people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about) chimed in, wanting any part of this bet, even including the pussy-assed Nazimod of the forum.
Do any of you wonder why that is at this point? Hmmmm.......
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:08 pm
by smackaholic
Ahhhh, so posting in a specific forum somehow makes one knowledgable about that forum's topic. I think posting in a particular forum is just a way of ensuring that one's thread/post remain on the first page of that forum for eternity. Perhaps longer.
Fukk that. If multiple boards didn't already slow things enough, multiple forums water it down to an unbearable level.
If I were king, there'd be 2 forums. The cul de smack and .nets pron forum. All else is just a waste.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:40 pm
by RadioFan
smackaholic wrote:Ahhhh, so posting in a specific forum somehow makes one knowledgable about that forum's topic.
Absolutely.
Sin,
Whitey Wags.
I'm sure Dins can make this a sticky if you're having trouble finding it.
Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:29 pm
by fix
Dinsdale wrote:Let's take a look at this here thread...
On this board, there is actually a Golf Forum, or so I've heard. There's a small handful of posters who are very passionate both about playing golf, and PGA golf. Matter of fact, there's often pick'em games for some of the Majors, and other significant events.
Yet, in this here sig-bet thread, you'll notice that not one of those people who actually follow the sport closely enough to post about it on internet forums(you know -- the people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about) chimed in, wanting any part of this bet, even including the pussy-assed Nazimod of the forum.
Do any of you wonder why that is at this point? Hmmmm.......
Because those with an actual knowledge of golf know better than to be so foolish as to take Nish up on that sig bet.
Kind of like suggesting that the Raiders could beat well, anyone.
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:18 pm
by Nishlord
Adelpiero
RadioFan
Smackaholic
A.C.Crut
Wolverine Steve
Cuda
Timmay
I haven't got time for new banners, so the old one will do. Until October 1st, please...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/ ... uroban.gif
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:23 pm
by fix
You know, I'm not so sure they might find this thread to get their sigs now...
Allow me to help...
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:23 pm
by Dinsdale
American Team = One legged man
Ryder Cup = Asskicking Contest
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:03 pm
by The phantorino
Dinsdale wrote:American Team = One legged man
Ryder Cup = Asskicking Contest
Rack that! 4? they were "Daleked".