T1B

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:11 pm**

This is a total bitch move

Does this mean that you aren't going to play Tech either?? :wink:

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:26 pm**

Last I checked Washington didn't do anything wrong. Maybe they should change their name from Sooners to Oklahoma Cameltoes.

With all that said, I think the Pac 10 are bitches for that stupid officating rule, it stinks of home cooking and taints the game when problems like this arise.

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:47 pm**

If blOwU is successful and get the game overturned, I am going to petition the NFL to remove the Pittsburg Steelers as Superbowl XIII champs because we all know that Mike Renfro caught that pass in the back of the endzone during the AFC championship game. Thus the Oilers are the real champs of SB XIII

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:58 pm**

This has got to stop.

Move. On. For. Christ's. Sake.

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:02 pm**

Someone needs to break off an email to David Boren, and cc Bob Stoops and Joe Castiglione with the subject:

The Pac10 is IN YOUR DOME!!

You're MELTING!!!!

BODE!!!!

All joking aside, that's pretty much the case.

Posted: **Tue Sep 19, 2006 11:29 pm**

War Stoops wrote:This has got to stop.

Move. On. For. Christ's. Sake.

exactly

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:12 am**

Actually, I like MGo's idea. I mean, that exact fucking letter.

If for no other reason, because if it did get sent, there's still a small chance I could get a copy of it. Knowing that Boren, et al... read a letter that said, "in your dome, bitches," and "bode" in the same letter would pretty much make my day.

I mean, I have a more fucked-up story about Boren, but it's not really fit for mixed company.

the_ouskull

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:24 am**

the_ouskull wrote:I mean, I have a more fucked-up story about Boren, but it's not really fit for mixed company.

the_ouskull

C'mon uncle skull, tell us.

PLLLLEEEESE?

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:53 am**

He's seen me get head.

No, he was not involved. Well, I mean, other than SEEING it.

Every now and then, you just date a crazy-assed girl. The kind of girl that is way hotter than you should probably be capable of landing, and she's just f'ing crazy, and you put up with the bad AND the good of crazy 'cause you know she won't be around long anyway, and the sex is ridiculous.

THAT chick.

Anyway, it was about 2 in the afternoon one day, and she'd gotten out of class and came over to my place to see me, and she got there just as I was leaving to go visit an old buddy of mine. She hops in and we go. Get to his place, have a few beers, BS'ing with him on the porchswing. (The house with the porchswing one block east of the football stadium on Brooks, to be exact... I used to live there. After I moved out, my buddy stayed there for another five or so years...)

Well, she's had enough beer to start feeling frisky, and, every time he left to go get a beer or piss, she'd start putting her hand down my pants, in broad daylight, so I knew it was time to get back to MY place. We thanked D for the beers and left, and started heading back west on Boyd Street towards my place. Well, at we're driving past Campus Corner, she decides she'd rather ride with her head in my lap, if you know what I mean...

Well, at the stoplight of Elm and Boyd... I look over at this red SUV that pulls up next to us, and it's David Boren, looking down at the "goings-on" in my lap. Then the light changes, and I turn south on Elm, leaving him at the light, wondering what he just saw. I then drove through by part of campus in the same "state." I'm glad it was her car. Great head, bad idea.

But, knowing Boren's fondness for the cack, I was admittedly a little freaked out. So... that's the story.

the_ouskull

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:59 am**

A

But, knowing Boren's fondness for the cack, I was admittedly a little freaked out.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:20 am**

But did she have an adams apple?

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:17 pm**

Believe the Heupel wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:If blOwU is successful and get the game overturned, I am going to petition the NFL to remove the Pittsburg Steelers as Superbowl XIII champs because we all know that Mike Renfro caught that pass in the back of the endzone during the AFC championship game. Thus the Oilers are the real champs of SB XIII
Well hel-LO Mr. Non-sequiter.

Did you mean Non-SequitUr?

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:19 pm**

Vito Corleone wrote:
Believe the Heupel wrote:
Vito Corleone wrote:If blOwU is successful and get the game overturned, I am going to petition the NFL to remove the Pittsburg Steelers as Superbowl XIII champs because we all know that Mike Renfro caught that pass in the back of the endzone during the AFC championship game. Thus the Oilers are the real champs of SB XIII
Well hel-LO Mr. Non-sequiter.
Did you mean Non-SequitUr?

Wow if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:21 pm**

ha ha ha

So, did you cancel the return lap around campus?

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:29 pm**

the_ouskull wrote:He's seen me give head.

No, he was not involved. Well, I mean, other than SEEING it.

Every now and then, you just date a crazy-assed Guy. The kind of guy that is way hotter than you should probably be capable of landing, and he's just a Heisman candidate runningback, and you put up with the bad oline AND the good dick in the ass 'cause you know he won't be around after the season anyway, and the sex is ridiculous.

THAT 28.

Anyway, it was about 2 in the afternoon one day, and he'd gotten out of practice and came over to my place to see me, and he got there just as I was leaving to go visit an old butt buddy of mine. He hops in and we go. Get to his place, have a few beers, BS'ing with him on the porchswing. (The house with the porchswing one block east of the football stadium on Brooks, to be exact... I used to take it in the ass there. After I moved out, my buddy stayed there for another five or so years giving it to me in the ass...)

Well, I had enough beer to start feeling frisky, and, every time Adrian left to go get a beer or piss, I'd start putting my hand down his pants, in broad daylight, so He knew it was time to get back to MY place. We thanked D for the beers and left, and started heading back west on Boyd Street towards my place. Well, at we're driving past Campus Corner, I decides I'd rather ride with my head in his lap, if you know what I mean...

Well, at the stoplight of Elm and Boyd... He looks over at this red SUV that pulls up next to us, and it's David Boren, looking down at the "goings-on" in his lap. Then the light changes, and he turn south on Elm, leaving him at the light, wondering what he just saw. He then drove through by part of campus in the same "state." I'm glad it was his car. Great head, bad idea.

But, knowing Boren's fondness for the cack, I was admittedly a little freaked out. So... that's the story.

the_ouskull

FIFY

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:43 pm**

the_ouskull wrote:I'm glad it was her car. Great head, bad idea.

So did you introduce her upholstery to all the little skulls, or did she complete the ultimate duty?

I need to finish the mental aspect of it all. Come on, your gotta give up the money shot.

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:59 pm**

This thread has taken a strange turn, which reminds me, Where is Waz?

Someone needs to get that little punk in here.

Posted: **Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:20 pm**

Not your best work, Vito. If you're going to "fix something" for me, try to make sure, in the future, that it doesn't suck... no pun intended.

the_ouskull

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:15 am**

I thought it fit well with your wanting to blow every sooner player that did something good last saturday.

The whole time I was fixing it, I was wondering where Waz was, he was always doing that stupid adventure of AB and Harvdog.

I guess my FIFY was in honor of Waz

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:28 am**

That's sweet of you...

Also, my feelings on Saturday are different now. I only love winners.

the_ouskull

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:56 am**

FTFY ...

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:29 pm**

orcinus wrote:FTFY ...

I laughed

you forgot the Nikes though
and the cash

if you are going to give it the effort you might as well finish the whole story

Posted: **Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:44 pm**

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:32 pm**

I agree that it would be a total bitch move to cancel the UW visit. Washington doesn't have a dog in this fight and stands to lose a very attractive and profitable home game against a premier team. That and the fact that we upheld our part of the contract by playing in Norman. I think OU has said and done plenty to let EVERYONE know how they feel about what happened last Saturday. I think there is absolutely no chance of it happening AGAIN after all of this fallout from the Oregon game. Get your asses up here to Seattle in 08. Maybe we'll even be good enough to beat you by then.

Posted: **Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:44 pm**

I know its not aimed at us and I think the chances of OU pulling out of this game are nil. However, if it DID happen Washington would be the loser in the whole thing and OU would probably face a backlash for dealing with it in that manner. I realize that OU has nothing against Washington and I agree with you on why they are tossin this out there as a possibility. I'd like to see the Pac 10 change their rules on home non-conference officiating though. Otherwise, every time a Pac 10 team wins a close non-conference home game there will be questioning of the officiating and that takes something away from the team that won the game. This rule also puts alot of pressure on the Pac 10 officiating crews.

T1B

I am taking my toys and going home....

I am taking my toys and going home....