T1B

I'll confess, there have been many times during my life when I was engaged in activities that were nothing more than an abject waste of time...(save it for later, wise guy)
Many of these times were during my years in college, probably moreso in the first four years. Only a few were accentuated by injury, ala Jackass, but nearly all were preluded with me asking myself questions like,"Is this what I think it is...another escapade of questionable merit?"..."Why am I really doing this?"..and so on...no matter..I forged ahead with the vacuous plan, whatever it was.
Gleefully pointless...blissfully vapid...After reading this, actually just a few key words, my introspective guilt was dissolved.
http://goliath.mail2web.com/

Who are you?
Why are you here?

Uncle Fester wrote:
Who are you?
Why are you here?

A poster formerly with Tourette'sTrain.
I am here because this board screams out for me.

What is "bangstill" and what do you need to have to get some?
The answer is, of course:

Coquagline
Highly toxic

Description
A synthetic chemical produced strictly for plumbing clogs

Classification
Amphetamine with tendencies toward hallucinogenic

Addiction
High

Street Name
Bangstill

Slang Names
Stiff, sit shit, pink death, powder load

Composition
Lithium chloride,Dihexel-finalbimorphate 6 Dextrose,Hydrochloric magnizophate,Benzoplasma

Production
In household kitchens and bathrooms without copper fixtures. Can be bought from wholesale chemical houses. (Strictly protected, must have plumbing license and valid plumber's drug test card to purchase.)

Legality
Illegal for abuse

Forms
Pills and powder, rarely but sometimes liquid

Storage
Room temperature (anywhere above 88 degrees will turn mixture to highly toxic fumes)

Length of Effects
6-74 hours

Measured Effects -

0 min. Ingestion.

1 min. - 5 min. The drug is absorbed through mucus membranes.

5 min. - 40 min. The drug hits the brain and effects are perceived immediately. Some describe it as "an orgasm out of nowhere." The user feels intense pleasure accompanied by an actual orgasm. This stage lasts for over thirty minutes and the user is immobile in his chair or in the area where the drug was ingested. The user generally has a pleasurable expression but experiences severe body seizures. Researchers speculate that at this stage the drug affects the sexual response system of the brain, as it causes the user to have an extended orgasm of up to an hour in duration.

40 min. - 2 hrs. The user feels neither drained nor tired after the orgasm. In fact, he seems to have more energy than usual. He cannot sit still and seeks oral gratification. To satisfy this intense urge, the user will place almost anything in his mouth. With so much energy, the user is extremely hard to control. Most users choke to death at this point.

2 hrs. - 6 hrs. The user is full of energy and will sometimes see hallucinations. A fear of closed spaces occurs. The user must be outdoors or violent behavior may result. Once outside, the user will seek to smell everything.

6 hrs. - 8 hrs. Through this phase, the user focuses almost entirely on the intense pleasure gained from smell. Users have been observed to be totally absorbed for hours by the aroma of a single flower. Users describe this stage as a loss of self and a breaking down of the ego. It is unclear whether the smells perceived are hallucinogenic or actual.

8 hrs - 24 hrs. In this stage, smells are still perceived, but intense pain comes from the kidneys, due to the filtering of the drug from the blood stream. The drug becomes strongly basic. The kidneys are partially dissolved and permanent damage occurs. Most users pass out or go into shock at this point. It seems that the users who survive this phase are mostly heavy heroin users under the influence of both drugs at the same time.

24 hrs - 74 hrs. The user is suddenly relieved of pain through the urinating of the drug's by-products. The user is again euphoric and continues on another extended orgasm lasting from one to three days [depending on dosage]. The user is capable of little activity and will be wracked by convulsions. This stage is characterized by a complete lack of desire to eat, drink or sleep.

74 hrs.+ At this beginning of this period, most users die of starvation or dehydration. The survivors usually enter a deep depression lasting between a week and a year. Suicidal tendencies are exhibited throughout and a full 70% of users kill themselves.

What in the hell are you talking about?
For the record, I ran my own civilization over in Nam.

or was that in Laos ??

Mikey, are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Does that Happy Fun Ball of a drug actually exist?

Rack any and all bangstill resets.

Rich Fader wrote:

Mikey, are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Does that Happy Fun Ball of a drug actually exist?

Want me to hook you up?

Uhh, let me think that over a sec, Mike...

:?

...No, thankies. I don't need an orgasm that bad.

That's cool, because I don't have much left, and I'm sort of saving it for a special occasion.

Like when the Chargers win the Super Bowl.

The Chargers just received Billy Volek in a trade from Tennessee. Apparently the former Clovis West High and Fresno State star did not get along with Norm Chow. Chow being a finalist along with Jeff Tedford and Brian Billick for the FSU position that ultimately was awarded to Pat Hill. Fresno fans lost and got Pat Hill.

Revenge much?

silvurna wrote: I was engaged in activities that were nothing more than an abject waste of time..
Many of these times were during my years in college, probably moreso in the first four years.

So Bluto, was it the last three years of college when you really began to feel like things were going down the drain?

They even took the fucking bar!!!!

and so you are saying that posting messages in this place is a constructive use of your time???

Sorry to do this to you

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Have you ever seen so many conical heads in a musical video?

quacker backer wrote:and so you are saying that posting messages in this place is a constructive use of your time???

In a way, yes it is. Though I'm usually here for only about twenty minutes, it's what I do as I wait for my Zoloft to take hold. Once I feel happy with everything I read, I roll out.

Atomic Punk wrote:The Chargers just received Billy Volek in a trade from Tennessee. Apparently the former Clovis West High and Fresno State star did not get along with Norm Chow. Chow being a finalist along with Jeff Tedford and Brian Billick for the FSU position that ultimately was awarded to Pat Hill. Fresno fans lost and got Pat Hill.

Revenge much?

Fuckin facinating fresno family folio, but a few questions:

What does this have to do with this round the world walk?

Who did you think cares about your post?

Did you read the title and first post, or did you suddenly wake up and post, thereby carrying on the remnants of some dream ?

You answers will be ignored ...err... appreciated