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IE opens, then closes a few seconds later

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:58 am
by smackaholic
When I try to open internet explorer under my login, it opens then closes about 3 seconds later. It does the same thing under my wife's login and the admin login. It works fine under my daughter's login. Earlier today she was fukking around with stopping processes which is supposed to get her damn sims to work properly. I even tried making a new account and have the same problem there.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:04 am
by PrimeX
That's one helluva story there, smack. Tell us more. Maybe even make somebody die or get the aids this time. Drama rulz.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:05 am
by Mikey
Check your ghusl.








Then get a new computer.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:05 am
by PrimeX
Pics please.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:19 am
by Ken
Holy hell, I'm not alone, smack!
One of those, "Good to know I'm not alone" or "Good, it's not just me" kind of things.
This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.

I'm currently browsing out of Outlook.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:21 am
by PrimeX
cavitate.Z trojan is the newest frat member to the intranets. Check her out. If it's the cause, which PrimeX has no clue, zap her with some Pest Patrol and nuke her lips with Norton.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:27 am
by BSmack
Ken wrote:Holy hell, I'm not alone, smack!
One of those, "Good to know I'm not alone" or "Good, it's not just me" kind of things.
This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.

I'm currently browsing out of Outlook.
You allergic to Mozilla?

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:29 am
by Luther
Just recently, I've had similar problems. Mostly it was when I have Adobe Photoshop open...it wouldn't let me save a large file. Then poof, the whole thing closed and I lost my file. I use Norton AV, but I think I better hand update the definitions and run a scan.

Shit ain't right here in Luthland.

Rip City

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:38 am
by Louis Cyphre
Try restoring from the previous day. If that doesn't work, check http://www.edmunds.com

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:52 am
by JCT
You might have to repack the cpu bearings.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:51 am
by chargerfan
Open the computer case and make sure your Flux Capacitor is staying lit all the time. If it goes out it will crash your Internet Explorer. Here's a pic

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Hope that helps.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:52 am
by Atomic Punk
e wrote:i blame bush
Beat me to it.

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Norton sucks anyway unless you are running a corporate edition. AVG is free and works quite well. Tell me you knew.

Oh, and Ken deserves viruses as he daily visits multiple gay/beastiality porn sites all at once.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:55 am
by PSUFAN
Rack Mikey!

Get a new rig, FUCKFACE!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:32 pm
by Ken
Fwiw, IE's working fine for me today. Not sure what the hell was up.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:43 pm
by smackaholic
mikey, ghusl is valid. It was the first thing I checked.

Prime, picks of what? my little princess? EAD.

Ken, It's working ok this morning, so it looks like your all by yourself.

Luth, Looks like it's you and kenny.

e, Yeah, I'm sure the chimp had something to do with it at the behest of cheney.... and the joooooos.

Lou, Did a restore last night. Didn't work. Made up a new account. Still didn't work.

JCT, Can't. This motherbode has sealed bearings. But, they sound ok and there's no play the cpu, so I doubt that's the trouble.

cf, flux capacitor is lit. it is even putting out the proper jigawattage.

PSU, you need some new material.

R-jack, Not sure about the computer's gag reflex, but your sister's is live and well.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
It’s just too bad we don’t have a tech and games forum here to help out suckaholic.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:42 pm
by PrimeX
smackaholic wrote:Prime, picks of what? my little princess? EAD.
Pics of the wifes login, duh. Does she have a pubie runway?

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:49 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:It’s just too bad we don’t have a tech and games forum here to help out suckaholic.
Back in the good ole days of SCIII when a thread could drop off the first page in an hour, specific forums made sense. Now, I pretty much post here on the cul. And no matter how badly the thread sux, it'll still take it a week to get to page two.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:03 pm
by ElvisMonster
Louis Cyphre wrote:Try restoring from the previous day.
RUSTERED!!!! :mad:

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:55 pm
by The phantorino
Ken wrote:This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.
It's actually Y2K. The whole thing is being run by Technical Support, and they've just gotten around to it.

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:17 am
by Y2K
The phantorino wrote:
Ken wrote:This just started happening to me today. Really pissing me off. If it's happening to you too, very well could be a virus going around.
It's actually Y2K. The whole thing is being run by Technical Support, and they've just gotten around to it.
Don't blame that shit on me, My best guess is you are now another one of Dan J's Interweb Toys.
If you wife completely freaks during a game of The Sims as her little virtual people start doing things that aren't quite "in the instruction manual"...
You will know the Alliance is alive and well.

BTW_ Run Checkdisk/Scandisk

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:27 am
by smackaholic
actually, it's my daughter that plat the sims. The wife's exposure to the internet is mostly trolling ebay to see that I remain peniless. Maybe Dan could help me out with that.

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 12:34 am
by PrimeX
Hey, what are the wifes tits like anyway? They look pretty good? Are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What do you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? Gonna share the pics?

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:13 pm
by fenway
Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.

Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:00 pm
by Diego in Seattle
fenway wrote:Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.
Ditto. It does add a little speed, as well as having some nice bells & whistles.

Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:17 pm
by Hobbes
fenway wrote:Go and download the new IE 7.0 beta.
Better yet, go get Firefox.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:30 pm
by smackaholic
guesss that would make it not so live then.

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:34 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote: My sister is dead.

Yeah...but is she still warm?

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:22 pm
by The phantorino
R-Jack wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
R-Jack wrote: My sister is dead.

Yeah...but is she still warm?
We could only afford to cremate half of her. The bottom half is not in a shaded area, so yes.

" You were lucky. Well of course, we 'ad it tough."