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Enzyte Warning!!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:01 am
by Jack
Warning, penis may seem larger because wallet is much lighter!! In actuallity, penis is still small!!


CINCINNATI — The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.

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You all knew it was too good to be true!!

I hope none of you got bilked!!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:55 am
by Atomic Punk
R-Jack wrote:[obligitory] Too bad for those small dicked losers who got taken. Of course I didn't need any of that shit. [/obligitory]
Code word for those that buy "extra snug" condoms.

Bald and small dicked assholes getting taken to the cleaners is hilarious to me.

Fuck yo couch nizza!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:09 am
by Atomic Punk
No, but I'm sure a short limp-dicked asshole judge will join the civil lawsuit.

Little bald goatee wearing assholes with the Napolean thing popping pills to jerk off, 'cause no respectable hottie will fuck them unless they have bank... is funny.

Unfuck those losers.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:39 am
by Jack
More on the Breaking Enzyte Scandal...

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Doug Loveland, of the U.S. Department of Agriculture, talks about the indictment against the distributors of Enzyte.

I think you all can come up (errrh) write a better caption!
Look at the dude's left hand. Is he indicating size before and after?

Re: Enzyte Warning!!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:59 pm
by Nishlord

Re: Enzyte Warning!!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:24 pm
by warren
Damn douchelord, that's first funny thing you've ever written. Rack!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:36 pm
by Uncle Fester
Warren: Shut the fukk up.

As for this guy...

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Someone needs to use his noggin as a speed bag.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:03 pm
by Mikey
Warren's OL must be pushing him to move back to Jolly Old England.
Otherwise why would he be trying to make nice with the Limeys? It's just not like him.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:24 pm
by Kansas City Kid
It only made my hands smaller.

Sincerely,

Small Cocked Paul :paul:

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:27 pm
by The phantorino
They are accused by federal authorities of luring customers with free-trial offers and money-back guarantees, then billing their credit cards without authorization.
This is illegal? Fuck no-ne told us

sin

Every major corporation

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:33 pm
by Wolfman
anyone remember "Bang" ® ???