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Top 10 T1B Tard update (9-23-06)

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:33 am
by RadioFan
10. Cuda. Always present. Always quick to chime in without thinking. His spot in the top 20, if not the top 10, on any given week, is likewise, always solidified.

9. General Peters. Just for chiming in this week with the brilliant idea of starting a thread of "hey, how about this idea, guys? ... we all post on one board for a day?" on T1B. Hey Exlax Peters, how's a ninth-ranking rack sound, tard?

8. patsy stone. for starting a thread about potato chips, and, more importantly, still not showing her tits.

7. RtS. honorary

6. MSUFAN/babs/Fraudo Nobody would've suspected they'd be working together to "fun" Fu, eh?

5. ctl KC_Paul Bet you all didn't know I C&P'd this list.

4. Drummer. Just for his heroic stance in the "Grand Opening" thread, which is now in the archives. Thanks, Drumshit.

3. Myopic OU fan. You know who you are. The one who makes death threats, on PAC 10 ref guy. In the immortal words of Stan Lee ... 'nuff said.

2. m2. His contributions to the CFB in only 3 and 1/2 freaking weeks, this year alone, are legendary. It's going to be a very long season for Kal and and even longer pileon for m2. The beauty of it is, this tard seems to enjoy the assraping. He's pulling hard for T1B bitch of the year, based solely on his CFB showing thus far. An outstandingly hope-to-forget effort, so far.

1. The phantorino. Congrats, dumbfuck. You win absolutely nothing, as in you SUCK OUT LOUD, seriously. You know it's pretty bad when the average dumbfuck is posting on a message board and he's thinking "Damn, that dude with the name Goober McTuber is right, he DOES suck." Congrats, doink. I'm sure you'll be around to post around 4 p.m. CDT today, for about an hour or so, just to lamely try to illustrate some obscure point, aka jibbering bullshit. But make no mistake, you truely add nothing to the board, other than keystrokes, mensa. Truely a tard among tards. Good God, you are horrible. You seriously need to stop posting here. Die.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:44 am
by patsy stone
I dunno. The fact that I indicated it was a "useless thread" from the very beginning decreases my tardism, doesn't it?

Or maybe that's why I'm #8 and not #2 or #3?

Thanks anyway! :P

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:31 pm
by nostra
I never make any lists :x

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:27 pm
by PSUFAN
Rack Generalissimo RF! Did you thieve the statistical rating paradigm?

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:09 pm
by Cuda
I think I may sub-lease some of the space I occupy in your dome, RadioFag.

In the mean time, just consider yourself my bitch

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:41 pm
by Luther
I never really liked GP's top 10 with notables that he used to put out. I'd agree with some of them, but most of his picks I'd go, "Geebus, that guy sucked." From the old TOT days, I liked Omega Blue's list better on posters who were sucking.

I'll always read them as I enjoy them. I think anybody who wants to play in that one day posting thing next month, then they should do it. I won't be there tho. I'll never post there, but I did register when the place opened so I could exchange some emails with old buds. But they axed me for not posting as the name Luther took up too much bandwidth. Sorry about that.

I read all the names RF has posted, but the tards are really the "Honorary" ones. I'm glad I'm not on this list.

Rip City

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:13 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Luther wrote:I never really liked GP's top 10 with notables that he used to put out. I'd agree with some of them, but most of his picks I'd go, "Geebus, that guy sucked."
The computer formula definitely needed some tweaking.

I remember having a couple pretty kick ass weeks where I was taking on heavy hitters in multiple threads, going 10 pages deep and shit, and couldn't even crack the top 250...yet some boring-ass dipshit would post "bode, you're melting, bwahahahaha!" over and over, and somehow finish in the top 3.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:17 pm
by PSUFAN
^ yep.

I won one week, because I posted a "post your height and weight" thread. Acclaim careened my way.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:35 pm
by silvurna
PSUFAN wrote:^ yep.

I won one week, because I posted a "post your height and weight" thread. Acclaim careened my way.
I think I recall reading that..and a few the truly sneaky replies ...... the wise guys that posted their weight first and then their height. there's always someone willing to destroy a good thread........Commies

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:45 pm
by indyfrisco
RF,

If KC Paul ain't on that list, it's as good as shit.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:45 pm
by warren
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Luther wrote:I never really liked GP's top 10 with notables that he used to put out. I'd agree with some of them, but most of his picks I'd go, "Geebus, that guy sucked."
The computer formula definitely needed some tweaking.

I remember having a couple pretty kick ass weeks where I was taking on heavy hitters in multiple threads, going 10 pages deep and shit, and couldn't even crack the top 250...yet some boring-ass dipshit would post "bode, you're melting, bwahahahaha!" over and over, and somehow finish in the top 3.
Rack! < does that take get me anywhere?

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:23 pm
by Mississippi Neck
I was thinking anyone who starts a top 10 list deserves a ranking.

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:13 pm
by The phantorino
Radio Fan,
Thanks, I really had my A-Game this week.

Like everyone else around here, I simply can't wait for your next attack of verbal monkey-scat.

Next time we want your opiniion, I'll remind you to take the mvscal cum from the corners of your mouth before you give it.

Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:22 pm
by RadioFan
IndyFrisco wrote:RF,

If KC Paul ain't on that list, it's as good as shit.
Duley noted. There was a glitch in the program. It's been corrected accordingly.
warren wrote:Rack! < does that take get me anywhere?
No sir. You may be a worthless fuck, but you'll always be an entertaining read, and not likely to make any tard list of mine, my friend.

Re: Top 10 T1B Tard update (9-23-06)

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:18 am
by Mister Bushice
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Oh, THAT'S right- mods on this board LIKE to keep the tards running rampant.
You're still here, aren't you?

Re: Top 10 T1B Tard update (9-23-06)

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:02 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Don't start anything you can't finish.
Kinda like how you couldn't "start" anything so you thieved it from someone else?

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:03 am
by Mister Bushice
that sounds like a pre-buffet mealtime mantra of yours.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:14 pm
by Raydah James
RACK the list, and


RACK

this

thread

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:35 am
by rozy
Raydah James wrote:RACK the list, and


RACK

this

thread
and

RACK mgo

Re: Top 10 T1B Tard update (9-23-06)

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:12 pm
by trev
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Don't start anything you can't finish.
Kinda like how you couldn't "start" anything so you thieved it from someone else?
And THAT post was JUST as original.
It was perfectly placed, which is original.

Now, admit you are a board tard of the highest proportion.