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You won't find Mace in Arizona...
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:21 pm
by ChargerMike
...of course I don't think there's an abundance of sheep there anyway.
http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/local/13598.php
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:26 pm
by Dinsdale
If Arizona doesn't change this obviously biased policy, we're going to have to boycott our road games to there in the future.
Sin,
David Boren, newly-named Atheletic Director for Oregon State University
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:32 pm
by Derron
Dude retired after fucking the sheep ?? Fucking pussy....
I am SURE he would not have hear about it in the fire hall at all.....
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:34 pm
by Dinsdale
Like moths to a flame -- an article is posted about fucking sheep, and the resident Beaver chimes in...
Beyond fucking poetic.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
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[beaver=pussy]
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:44 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
The new law, which takes effect 90 days after the end of the current legislative session, will make sexual intercourse with an animal and specified other sex acts a felony.
The bill (SB1160) was proposed after the March arrest of a Mesa deputy fire chief, Leroy Johnson. Johnson, 52 at the time of his arrest, was accused of alleged bestial acts with his next-door neighbor’s lamb. He was booked on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct, trespassing and public sexual indecency. He filed for retirement from the fire department after his arrest.
Former deputy chief Johnson tried going to the "I was only helping it over the fence" line, but Mace claimed not only BODE, but copyright infringement. It would seem the state representative of Iowa heard about an Arizonan trying to practice the finer aspects of "knittin' some wool", and I believe a lawsuit is certain to follow.
By the way CM, didn't Toos say something about having a preference for "lamb chops?" I distinctly remember him saying something like "bahhh for me baby" between snores during his sleep in that San Fran hotel room. Why do you think I got the hell out of there so quickly!
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
Might be time for him to change predilections. Bestiality is illegal in 30 states. Necrophilia is outlawed in just nine.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:18 pm
by PSUFAN
Necrophilia is outlawed in just nine.
See ya. I'm going down the the morgue. Just can't forget my chain mail, feathery earring, and digicam.
--m2ool
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:37 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You don't really think that's cool or..."badass" do you?
That's some dorky fucking shit, right there.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:54 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
You don't really think that's cool or..."badass" do you?
That's some dorky fucking shit, right there.
that's merriman's tattoo, numbnuts.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:00 pm
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:
that's merriman's tattoo, numbnuts.
And about the only thing dorkier than getting a gayassed tattoo that attempts to explain to the world what a badass you are, is idolizing a picture of
another man's tattoo that attempts to explain to the world what a badass
he is.
It's not quite the I'll-admit-to-a-messageboard-that-I'm-a-fortysomething-motorcycle-salesman-who-discusses-whether-a-lion-could-beat-up-a-rattlesnake dorky, but pretty fucking dorky, nonetheless...
Numbnuts.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:03 pm
by Dinsdale
Although...I do appreciate him getting that tat done in those particular colors -- Misty-Green and Blue.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:19 pm
by The phantorino
The new law, which takes effect 90 days after the end of the current legislative session, will make sexual intercourse with an animal and specified other sex acts a felony.
Good Thing Agassi doesn't live there.
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:21 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screw...
How the fuck does everything seem to zip right past your head?