my first paparazzi video

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:36 pm

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp ... id=1725684

in the back behind courtney love lol!

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:51 pm

I think we've all been in the back behind Courtney Love, Jess.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:10 am

That's pretty funny actually. Too bad you didn't do society a favor and take a shotgun slug to her head.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:42 am

i went to the laugh factory for the jewish high holidays show and she showed up while everyone was outside waiting for valet to get our cars.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 12:52 am

TenTallBen wrote:That's pretty funny actually. Too bad you didn't do society a favor and take a shotgun slug to her head.

shotgun blasts don't slug, you fucking idiot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:10 am

actually, shotguns can use slugs as well as shot, you fucking idiot.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:41 am

i stand corrected.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:17 pm

Dumbass.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:56 pm

This past weekend, while my son and I watched CFB games, we saw the jtr vonage commercial a few times.

Once, I told him, "I sorta know that guy". His response was, and I kid you not, "He looks like a live Spongebob."

If they ever film a live-action Spongebob, Jess, you should get the role. They'd save $$ on the makeup and special effects.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:03 pm

PSUFAN wrote: "He looks like a live Spongebob."

RACK. This is not a postive physical appearance retort.

Rip City

silvurna · Post by **silvurna** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:37 pm

jtr should have swatted the chick away with the Vonnage box and stolen her car.

The phantorino · Post by **The phantorino** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:08 pm

jtr, you look as if you are the lookout for a group of NOLA's about to jack the ATM you are standing in front of.

Oh, and rate the skank's ass, please?

i believe it's correct title is Courtney Love's Hole

tuff gong · Post by **tuff gong** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:44 pm

Nice suit, Jess - looking sharp!

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:08 am

So how many people on this board have sat amongst the detritus of their worthless lives with their trousers round their ankles, attempting to violently masturbate their cares away, only for Jess' Montgolfier-like visage to pop up on their TV screen?

And who carried on with renewed vigour and frenzy?

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:52 am

I don't think anybody is trying to wack off to Courtney Love's pock stained forearms. What the fuck are you talking about, limey?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:34 am

TenTallBen wrote:What the fuck are you talking about, limey?

He was making a joke. An extremely funny one, at that.

You should try it sometime.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:45 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:What the fuck are you talking about, limey?
He was making a joke. An extremely funny one, at that.

You should try it sometime.

At .net, maybe.

And RACK Nish!

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:08 pm

R-Jack wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:I don't think anybody is trying to wack off to Courtney Love's pock stained forearms.
I would take a hand-job though. I'd be kind of fun to watch my baby batter run off her hand and ooze in those heroin craters on her arm, in a Si-Fi kind of way.

Sci-fi?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:24 pm

jtr wrote:http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp ... id=1725684

in the back behind courtney love lol!

You might want to get yourself checked for hepatitis. Just to be safe.

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:30 am

About 10 years ago, Hole played Rock City (my local muso-barn), and about 30 mins into the set, the power failed. As the technician (who is a drinking partner of mine) tried to get the amps going again, Courtney Love flounced past him and said; "First Kurt shoots himself, and now this"

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:35 am

Nishlord wrote:About 10 years ago, Hole played Rock City (my local muso-barn), and about 30 mins into the set, the power failed.

Further proof that God truly did bless the Motherland.

I saw Hole about 7 years ago(?), and Courtney Love's brain failed about 20 minutes into the set. I've related this story before...got all bent that she and the band weren't getting the proper attention/adulation(damn, they sucked), stopped the music, and started shouting at the crowd "you think you people would be a little nicer -- we're from here, you know!"(a fact we here would like to forget). Then, she threw some stuff at the audience, ripped off most of her clothes, and stomped off stage. Later, we came to find out that they locked her in the loonie bin immediately afterwards...which wasn't her first or last stay in the White Hotel.

Good times. And no, I didn't go to see Hole, and yes, the tix were free(luxury suite, actually).

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:48 am

What the fuck is a luxury suite at a Hole gig? A beer crate? A toilet without any syringes in it?

One of the other great stories about Rock City is when Pearl Jam played there on their first UK tour when they were peaking, and Eddie Vedder decided to crowd-surf and went missing for 10 minutes. When a searchparty was sent out, he was found cowering behind a fridge - because the audience had carried him right to the back of the crowd and dumped him in the food bar.

The only way for him to get back was to walk through the audience, and he was terrified to do that. So someone grabbed a bag bread rolls, shoved them into his chest, and said "It worked for Jesus".

So he walked back, handing out bread, and got back to the stage.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:01 am

Nishlord wrote:What the fuck is a luxury suite at a Hole gig? A beer crate? A toilet without any syringes in it?

It was a big 3 band arena show...last arena show I've ever put up with, that I can remember. I wanna say it was Monster Magnet, Hole, and Mariliyn Manson...I dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

And the worst part...we got to the suite to discover there was no booze allowed at the show.

HUH?

Found a secret exit from the Rose Garden Arena, went to the bar across the street, and put it away like an Irishman fallen in a beer vat. Snuck back it...it was actually quite clever, truth be told...because that is how I roll.

Outstanding Eddie Vedder story-btw.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:09 am

you carried a pitcher that far?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:25 am

Don'ty be silly -- I went across the Rose Quater to the bar, threw down a very fat tip as I ordered, which compelled the bartender to serve me and my compadre no less than 4 long island iced teas in the span of 5 minutes.

Seemed appropriate for a Marilyn Manson show(who was better than expected-btw).

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:55 pm

Dinsdale wrote:I saw Hole about 7 years ago(?), and Courtney Love's brain failed about 20 minutes into the set.

I gotta call bullshit. No fukking way Love has ever strung together 20 miutes of brain function.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:32 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Don'ty be silly -- I went across the Rose Quater to the bar, threw down a very fat tip as I ordered, which compelled the bartender to serve me and my compadre no less than 4 long island iced teas in the span of 5 minutes.

Seemed appropriate for a Marilyn Manson show(who was better than expected-btw).

just out of curiosity was that a record number of drinks for you to throw down in the span of 5 mins?

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