T1B

The only words I can use to describe my SO(now apparently ex-SO).
About eight months ago, she claimed that we didn't have a normal relationship because
we didn't go out enough. From that point on, out to dinner twice a week, with a movie afterward, or doing some insipid chick thing(the lamp finial museum) or art gallery, which I halfway enjoy.
And, once a week I bring her a huge bouquet of flowers and I have been making a concientious effort to get different varieties of flowers each week so it's not the same-o, same-o.
Last night, I get this freaky speech...I treat her as though she's a second class citizen, I'm a chauvinist, I have no idea what real affection is, I'm a bastard yada, yada
.
ALL THIS because she found out I didn't actually buy the flowers myself!! What the hell???

Thus"Janelle, you are a Chronic Malcontent..and it seems like you're not happy unless you're unhappy"
Screw it, I've tried to be a nice guy ..some people you just can't reach.

Sounds like she needs these kind of flowers:

get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

So, because YOU can't fuck for a shit, this is somehow our problem?

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column to see which local funeral parlors are having a busy day. (there are eight within a two mile radius of my crib)I wait until closing time, and scoop the flowers out of the dumpster, make a bouquet and take them to her...what the fuck?..those guys are done with them..it's not as though I was stealing them.

Dinsdale wrote:So, because YOU can't fuck for a shit, this is somehow our problem?

I think you're right

good play. Tell that girl that, to you, she is a Beloved Aunt.

silvurna wrote: Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column

How else are you going to be able to keep your local phone book current?

silvurna wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column to see which local funeral parlors are having a busy day. (there are eight within a two mile radius of my crib)I wait until closing time, and scoop the flowers out of the dumpster, make a bouquet and take them to her...what the fuck?..those guys are done with them..it's not as though I was stealing them.

So how did she find out?

silvurna wrote:she called me a "sick fuck".

Che's going to totally rock your world with the prahsthetic.

10/11 fukkos.

Sounds like The Alliance just pulled some Manchurian Candidate shit on your ho.

Be afraid.

First off, shes probably pissed about being a "SO" instead of a wife you non commiting...

Second,if you were more decent to her in the first place you wouldnt need to do all that dinner and movie shit. Shes thinking for all the abuse she takes from you that at least you should spend some money on her.

Start over,get rid of your SO and get a new GF, or start GYJO.

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

And don't forget to take pictures.

LOTS of them

And post them here.

Rules are rules.

So how did she find out?

It was probably the bouquet that smelled like old dead guy and the note that read, "Deepest sympathies, In loving memory of Dear Mortimer."

Pretend to make up with her, grudge her up the arse, then call her a high maintenance pig.

silvurna wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column to see which local funeral parlors are having a busy day. (there are eight within a two mile radius of my crib)I wait until closing time, and scoop the flowers out of the dumpster, make a bouquet and take them to her...what the fuck?..those guys are done with them..it's not as though I was stealing them.

Fuck, you are a cheap bastard. Where did the restaurant dates come from? Previously up-chucked food from other outlets?

silvurna wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column to see which local funeral parlors are having a busy day. (there are eight within a two mile radius of my crib)I wait until closing time, and scoop the flowers out of the dumpster, make a bouquet and take them to her...what the fuck?..those guys are done with them..it's not as though I was stealing them.

Geebus, the guy throws out a troll post and he doesn't even try to hide the hook.

As soon as Rozy spots this thread, this baby is gone.

Rip City

silvurna wrote: Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column

It's never wise to start looking for a new partner when you're still with a current one.

BSmack wrote:

silvurna wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb. its the best for both of you.

Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column to see which local funeral parlors are having a busy day. (there are eight within a two mile radius of my crib)I wait until closing time, and scoop the flowers out of the dumpster, make a bouquet and take them to her...what the fuck?..those guys are done with them..it's not as though I was stealing them.

So how did she find out?

One of the best funeral homes I found has the east edge of its parking lot adjoining the west edge of a convalescent home parking lot. It's in one of the pricey areas east of the city, and the displays are more lavish, so there's usually a good selection.A chick the SO works with was visiting a relative at the conv home and saw me doing my magic, and told the SO about it the next day at work.
As to the issue of me being a cheap bastard, we aren't talking about bouquets like the crappy little things one can find in the produce section at Safeway..these were huge freaking bundles and easily would have set me back seventy or eighty bucks each time..Three-twenty a month for something that's going to wilt in a few days???
That money could be more appropriately used by donating it to a faith-based charity to help buy winter clothing for indigent families. The cold crappy weather is moving in.

She's a chronic malcontent because you've shown her that by acting that way she can get exactly what she wants.

How about try growing a pair and telling your SO where she can shove it when she implies, or flat out says to your face as in this case, that you're not spending enough cash on her?

OCmike wrote:She's a chronic malcontent because you've shown her that by acting that way she can get exactly what she wants.
She doesn't get exactly what she wants.
How about try growing a pair and telling your SO where she can shove it when she implies, or flat out says to your face as in this case, that you're not spending enough cash on her?

Her main gripe has always been how much time we spent together....sorry, I refuse to spend two hours casually roaming the grocery store aisles. I know what I'm there for, I grab it, pay for it and go. She will examine every head of lettuce to find that special one...
As to the dining out deal, she never really bitched about one restaurant being preferred merely because of price.
The flower thing got in her head in a bad way.

Sounds to me like you two were a match made in hell. You should be thankful it’s over. Why are you wasting your time posting about her when you should be out interviewing replacements? I'd say she’s in your dome and has major BODE.

silvurna wrote:That money could be more appropriately used by donating it to a faith-based charity to help buy winter clothing for indigent families. The cold crappy weather is moving in.

I'd have gone with "the money could be used to feed the staving children in Africa" then stick a pic of Sally Struthers in her face to give it a more authentic feel.........

or "the money could be used to help rebuild the city of New Orleans".....

Felix wrote:

silvurna wrote:That money could be more appropriately used by donating it to a faith-based charity to help buy winter clothing for indigent families. The cold crappy weather is moving in.

I'd have gone with "the money could be used to feed the staving children in Africa" then stick a pic of Sally Struthers in her face to give it a more authentic feel.........

or "the money could be used to help rebuild the city of New Orleans".....

My mention of providing winter clothing for those less fortunate than I was only an example. That three-twenty I did not use for flowers has allowed me a few extra hours at the local casino and OTB when the ponies are running. The casino is the first place I'll do some hunting as it loads up with single babes on the weekend.

She will examine every head of lettuce to find that special one...

The head you've giving her is obviously not satisfactory, either.

If she starts spending a lot of time around the cucumbers and carrots, you might consider an implant.

Nishlord wrote:

silvurna wrote: Actually, she called me a "sick fuck".
She found out that I read the Obit column

It's never wise to start looking for a new partner when you're still with a current one.

What do necrophiliacs and grave diggers have in common?

They both dig dead people's holes.

Felix wrote:

silvurna wrote:That money could be more appropriately used by donating it to a faith-based charity to help buy winter clothing for indigent families. The cold crappy weather is moving in.

I'd have gone with "the money could be used to feed the staving children in Africa" then stick a pic of Sally Struthers in her face to give it a more authentic feel.........

or "the money could be used to help rebuild the city of New Orleans".....

Shit, as fucked up as that bitch sounds, the money would be better spent funding Al Quaeda than spent on her bitch ass.

Just pick up a nice gift on the way home.

Bizzarofelice wrote:get her to do some sick shit and then kick her to the curb.

I'm thinkin' "blumpkin".

silvurna wrote:That three-twenty I did not use for flowers has allowed me a few extra hours at the local casino and OTB when the ponies are running. The casino is the first place I'll do some hunting as it loads up with single babes on the weekend.

my faith in the trolls has been restored......

for a minute you had me going with that "give it to the less fortunate" horseshit.....

thanks for that........

Felix wrote:

silvurna wrote:That three-twenty I did not use for flowers has allowed me a few extra hours at the local casino and OTB when the ponies are running. The casino is the first place I'll do some hunting as it loads up with single babes on the weekend.

my faith in the trolls has been restored......

for a minute you had me going with that "give it to the less fortunate" horseshit.....

thanks for that........

Keeping the faith in the trolls during these troubled, unsure times is exemplary. You are a good American and if you were in the military, I would be proud to vomit alongside you.
'Less fortunate' is sufficiently comparative and ambiguous such that I feel very good about giving it to myself.
Eleemosynary acts originate intramurally.