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Damn I hate the Aggies...

"This scene was captured on 25 cent draw night in College Station, Texas by a local port-a-potty company looking for a billboard advertisement material"

Fieldgoal baby! We'll donate our nuts to science if Taco Tech can beat us now.



Oh wait a minute







By the way, nice call on 3rd and 10 there Fran, a freaking option? Even old Nebraska didn't option on 3rd and 10. You settled for a fieldgoal then you settled for playing Taco Tech close rather than comping-up with a much needed quality win. Just how hot is that seat you're on Fran?

how many of those fucksticks think have a "dont mess with texas" t shirt?

I think its the dolts that wear dont mess with texas t shirts that makes people want to mess with texas

SoCalTrjn wrote:how many of those fucksticks think have a "dont mess with texas" t shirt?

I think its the dolts that wear dont mess with texas t shirts that makes people want to mess with texas

Talk about a fuckstick. Do you have any idea what the slogan means? It is an advetisement for not littering on the roads of the state.

So basically you are saying that you want to come to Texas and litter?

What are those guys doing?

e wrote:with which branch of the military are they supposed to be aligned?

That's what makes the Aggies so absurd. Unlike real military academies, one can join the A&M Corp of Cadets to play soldier, but they have the option not to enlist in the armed forces afterward. So they get to tote swords and look like a real soldier, but they aren't really committing to anything.

They're up 27-24 and they're all yelling at that one guy. What did he do to deserve that?

Ken wrote:

RACK!

RACK Vito!

Vito did not come upwith that. I'd bet naming rights on my next child.

IndyFrisco wrote:Vito did not come upwith that. I'd bet naming rights on my next child.

No I did not make it, I did suggest it over on Orangebloods, someone with a lot more time than me made it. Not that it takes a lot of time to overlay one picture on another.

BTW Frisco, a lot of people hat the Corp, I love them. No where else are we going to get pictures like that in a public place on national TV. I also love Fran. He is by far my second favorite coach.

Did anybody ever say what the fuck they were doing?

There is a thread on texags.com that says it is some weird ritual called "squeeze" or something like that.

Rumor has it they squeeze their own balls to induce pain. Some sort of primitive ritual of sorts. Only Aggies can make a tradition out of squeezing ones own nuts.

...and only shortwhorns would squeeze somebody else's.

the_ouskull

Better than the Sooner practice of resting them on ones chin.

I have no idea what they are doing. I've never seen that. I'm not a fan of the Corps of Cadets, but they do serve a purpose. While they play GI Joe all year, they perform a variety of social services raising money for charities and such. They do more social work in a 4 year stint that 99% of people will do in their whole life.

No, they are not "soldiers" and any real soldier would have cut Leach's nuts off for calling the A&M football team soldiers. They do have a purpose (aside from providing fodder for everyone else on game day) though, and I respect it.

I don't have stats to back it up, but I'd guess maybe 15-20% actually enlist after college. Once again, that's a lot more service to our country than most...and I respect that too.