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I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead&quo
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:59 pm
by jtr
The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.
At the same time it's a simple story of someone coming of age and going through strange times in their lives. We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.
They are just beginning to film this, but based on the book and that Alan Ball, the creator of Six Feet Under and American Beauty, is involved I can already feel confident in saying this movie will be probably one of the most controversial movies in awhile.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:15 pm
by Cuda
Can I get one with non-stick pages?
-sin
Diego
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:37 pm
by Shoalzie
jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.
At the same time it's a simple story of someone coming of age and going through strange times in their lives. We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.
Good luck with that...but who in the hell can relate to that? Not too many 13 year old Muslim girls from Houston trolling these boards...that sounds like a disturbing story. To me, sexual predators and pedophiles are more offensive and disturbing than religious fanatics that want to kill us...especially those that live among us.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.
You can say that only because the movie sounds like it'll be very edgy. That seems to be the only thing that wins awards. Taboo and contraversial subjects seem to peak the interest of the Academy.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:34 pm
by Mister Bushice
jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.
Will you be first or second condom?
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:11 pm
by Shoalzie
Mister Bushice wrote:jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.
Will you be first or second condom?
I was thinking stunt butt.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:17 pm
by fix
Mister Bushice wrote:jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men.
I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this.
Will you be first or second condom?
Here's the first of what should be many...
RACK Bushice!!
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:38 pm
by smackaholic
jtr wrote:....story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences .......
....We've all have or will relate to this story in so many ways.
WE?!?!? WTF do you mean we?
Jess, you weren't having sexual experiences at twice that age.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:13 pm
by bbqjones
i dont know what vonage is. what they sell. what their commercials are supposed to do./ but i will never , ever buy a vonage.
i hate vonage and the upcoming jct movie.
Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:07 pm
by Y2K
Rack Bushice
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:57 am
by indyfrisco
jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this
Thanks, loser. What's new?
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:17 am
by Nishlord
jtr wrote:The book/story is about a muslim 13 yr old girl going through puberty in Houston and having sexual experiences with two adult men. It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.
With a bit of luck, Hollywood might get bombed and we'll never have to hear about shitty films like this again.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:29 am
by BSmack
jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.
You just summed up in one sentence why most Americans think Hollywood sucks.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:04 am
by Dr_Phibes
jtr wrote: It's like a brutual collison of all the main stream controversial topics in the news these days, muslims and sex offenders.
And it's called 'Towelhead'. For christ sake.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:14 am
by Cross Traffic
What a shit name for a movie, that guarantees no one other than the art film crowd is going to see it.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:17 am
by Dr_Phibes
Cross Traffic wrote:What a shit name for a movie, that guarantees no one other than the art film crowd is going to see it.
Yeah, bit like the art crowd went in for that Michael Caine/Rorkes Drift film: 'Bloody WOGs'.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:33 am
by jtr
I misrepresented it's plot
from the info page on it
"Plot Outline: A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a bigoted Army reservist and her strict father during the Gulf War. Based on Alicia Erian's novel "Towelhead". "
the girl is not muslim. she is christian lebanese. and she only has what can truly be called a sexual experience with one adult man.
my bad,
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:05 am
by Y2K
That plot sounds absolutely fucking horrid.
Who's going to direct this POS... Roman Polanski?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:24 am
by Diego in Seattle
Sounds like a very bad tv movie of the week.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:34 pm
by silvurna
R-Jack wrote:Shoalzie wrote:sexual predators and pedophiles are more offensive and disturbing than religious fanatics that want to kill us...
What about pedophillia fanatics that want to kill us?
May all your troubles be little ones.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:26 pm
by 1smoothG
jtr wrote:I misrepresented it's plot
yeah, you failed to mention where the pathetic obese a-little-more-than-midly retarded virgin is needed to be lingering in the background slightly out of focus for 3.7 seconds.
A CGI version of you wouldn't need to eat all fucking day.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:08 pm
by Cuda
Y2K wrote:Rack Bushice
Bullshit.
RACK! bbqjones
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:16 pm
by AJ
A 1smoothG sighting? In a thread that doesn't involve dead people?
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:22 pm
by Dinsdale
Jess, just because you relate to having sex with two adult men at age 13, doesn't mean the rest of us do.
hmmmm
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:48 pm
by 1smoothG
I'd have been here sooner but the small plane I was in hit a bird or something over Brazil. Totally scratched the paint and everything. I felt horrible for the guy.
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:31 pm
by Headhunter
1smoothG wrote:
A CGI version of you wouldn't need to eat all fucking day.
Oh hells yeah.
RACK.
Re: I'm working on a movie based on the book "Towelhead
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:43 pm
by smackaholic
jtr wrote:I'm thrilled to have a bit part in this cause of the potential it has to be nominated for a lot of awards.
que kettle drum roll........
.....and the academy award for best supporting pissmop goes to.....jess hymen!!!!
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:26 am
by Mister Bushice
jtr wrote:I misrepresented it's plot
from the info page on it
"Plot Outline: A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a peacenik and her bigoted father during the Gulf War. Based on the TV series "Allah in the Family"
the girl is not muslim. she is christian lebanese. and she only has what can truly be called a sexual experience with one adult man.
my bad,
A script excerpt:
Edth: AacHMED!!!
Aachmed: What does thou want, dingbat?
Edth: Rav is going to the store. Do you want anything?
Achmed: Towelhead is going to the store? Tell him to buy himself a brain. (canned laughter)
Jtr:(Off Camera) aaaaahh-eeeeeee!!!!
Aachmed: What is that Hassan-ben-Jew boy doing now?
Edth: Practicing his lines, Aachmed.
(More Canned Laughter)
Boy the way Al queda bombs
Little children, pregnant moms
Lopping Domes off guys named Tom
Those were the days
And the rubble you saw then
Dismembered children and masked men
Mister they could use a man like Al Zarqawi again.
Targeting another mosque
Use a truck bomb - total loss
Lets show them who is the boss
Those were the daaaays
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:01 am
by PSUFAN
rack Mr. Bushice
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:56 am
by poptart
RACK Bushice.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:13 pm
by Luther
Nice towelhead on jtr. BWAHAHAHA....give Bushy another rack.
Rip City
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:47 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Throw another rack on the pile for Bushice.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:22 am
by Shoalzie
Bravo Bushice!