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Re: Man shot 68 times...

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:04 pm
by Mikey
Roach wrote:
Let's see, Why did they shoot at him 110 times?

Because, based on the law of averages, they wanted to make sure they hit him at least once.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:09 pm
by BSmack
110 shots and only 68 hits?

They suck.

sin

Derron

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:27 pm
by Luther
"Put your hands up."

"Fuck you"

cue Scarface soundtrack.


Rip City

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:35 pm
by Nishlord
Damn, if he had lived, he could have had six Corporate Rap careers.

Sincerely,
50 Cent

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:45 pm
by Mikey
BSmack wrote:110 shots and only 68 hits?

They suck.

sin

Derron
Fuck you.

Do you know how hard it is to hit a moving target while shooting from the hip?

sin

Rack Fu

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:02 pm
by Bones
68 SHOTS?

He's WORSE than dead, his BRAIN is gone.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:11 pm
by Cuda
All a 61.8% hit ratio is going to do is give all the other cops a misleadingly high average.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:03 pm
by Derron
Next time maybe you could keep it to 20 or so solid hits.

Sincerely,

The mortician who had to pick his carcass up.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:05 pm
by BSmack
mvscal wrote:Image

He looks scared. Why did they have to kill him?

--IB
He looks like Ricky Williams. Why was he speeding in the first place? Late for his yoga class?

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:52 pm
by MuchoBulls
That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:45 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Well he also shot and killed a police dog, so that makes it okay--out here in hippy land, anyway--to anhilate him.

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:55 pm
by Luther
MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:24 pm
by Derron
Luther wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City
I have a relative who is a correctional oficer at Pelican Bay. When the knuckleheads misbehave, as in carving each other up, beatings etc... the correctional officers are supposed to shout out 3 times for the knuckleheads to stop the beat down, carving, assfucking etc...

So it goes something like (in a whispered voice...stop... stop...) then shouted out STOP!!..... BLAM..BLAM.... Blast the fucks with a .308 carbine.. in the yard or a .223 inside the catwalk... . Damn... call the fucking meat wagon.. another one goes to the cooler...

Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:23 pm
by Headhunter
Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.
Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?*

















*Yeah, I know they had to count how many...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:59 am
by Smackie Chan
Headhunter wrote:
Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.
Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?
They had to analyze his blood to ensure he had sufficient levels of toxin to determine cause of death to be lead poisoning.

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:19 am
by BSmack
Headhunter wrote:
Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office.
Yeah there's some money well spent. Did they figure he might have died of natural causes a split second before the 1st of 68 bullets struck?*

*Yeah, I know they had to count how many...
These are civil servants. They're not going to pass up overtime pay.

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:22 am
by bbqjones
al sharpton is a funny dude

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:25 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Man shot 68 times
Yeah, it's really starting to get annoying.

Sin,

every female "actress" Jess has worked with

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:18 pm
by MuchoBulls
Luther wrote:
MuchoBulls wrote:That a-hole came out of the bushes with a gun in one hand that he refused to drop. He got what he deserved.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Okay.

STOP OR I'LL............blam, pow, kapow, boom, crack, kapow, pow, boom, boom, boom, pow, zip, ratta tat tat, fwoomp, ping, pow, fwoomp, tat tat tat tat, BOOM............SHOOT !!!

Alrighty now.

Rip City
The police gave him repeated warnings to come out unarmed with his hands up, which he choose no to comply with.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:46 pm
by Bobby42
They had to rotate out the old ammo anyway.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:56 pm
by smackaholic
wonder if they had to bust out the "perp's gun" they all carry.