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RRS haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:54 am
by Vito Corleone
Red River shootout 06
Sooner walk into the Cotton Bowl
They limp home again
Thompson back to pass
Robison and Crowder rushing
Bomar'd once again
AD for Heisman
Plays against the Texas D
No more Heisman hype
OU fans believe
Sooners destroyed in Cotton Bowl
OU Sucks in 06
I say "OU sucks".
You reply "I think so too".
Instant friends we are.
(not mine)
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:03 am
by Vito Corleone
The Sooner is sad
He can't make it to the game
House has a flat tire
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:09 am
by Van
Vito Corleone wrote:The Sooner is sad
He can't make it to the game
House has a flat tire
Bwaahahaaa!!
Well done.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:13 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Let's move on to acronyms. Since you're feeling so creative, I'll let you fill in the rest...
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:16 am
by Vito Corleone
M2 is that you
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:25 am
by War Stoops
Mack wakes in cold sweat
No Vince Young to save the day
Order is restored
McCoy on his ass
AD runs for 200
Horn fans gone by half
War Stoops drinks a lot
Cheers another OU win
Six out of seven
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:47 am
by Vito Corleone
OU cheerleader
How to get her in your room?
Grease hips, toss twinkie
(not mine)
Sooners lose again
For AD all is not lost
Big Red Sports/Imports
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:00 am
by the_ouskull
No more Vince with 50.
Mack's I-Pod and Play Book
Both empty again.
05 Memory.
06 reality is,
No Vince, No Mack Win.
Colt only the answer,
if the question asked is
who loses to O.U.?
U.T. players here.
Hide your good marijuana.
Sincerely, Dallas, Texas.
Mack without Vince is
like Kyle S. without Chrissy-poo:
Screwed, dude. Tattooed. Boomer Sooner.
That's enough for now. My brain hurts. I'll come up with some more before the game.
the_ouskull
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:47 am
by Mikey
You people are pathetic.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:16 am
by socal
Mikey wrote:St. Louis Cardinals
You people are pathetic
Try the EVOO bitch
FTFY
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:23 pm
by Harvdog
Sooner Boosters pay
AD's mama is happy
Daddy out of slam
War Stoops Froz write jokes
Jamaal runs wild Mack wins 2
Skull grabs a phone book
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:42 pm
by the_ouskull
Skull takes his phone book.
Shines it up, turns it sideways,
Harvdog walks kinda funny.
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:53 pm
by Harvdog
Skull now employed
JV Coach does not pay shit
Skull still drinks Nat Light
Skull grunts grabs phone book
Harvdog to smart for Drunk Skull
Book find Skulls mellon
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:58 pm
by the_ouskull
Harvdog to (sic) smart for Drunk Skull
Skull is not just coach.
Also teaches Freshman English.
Apparently needed.
Re: RRS haiku
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:01 pm
by indyfrisco
Vito Corleone wrote:Red River shootout 06
Sooner walk into the Cotton Bowl
They limp home again
7?
9?
5?
Did I miss something in middle school when they taught us the format of haikus?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:09 pm
by Killian
No Vince Young this year
I guess I really do suck
Where is my FJ?
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:10 pm
by Harvdog
the_ouskull wrote:Harvdog to (sic) smart for Drunk Skull
Skull is not just coach.
Also teaches Freshman English.
Apparently needed.
After 7 years
The Senior Year Ends for Most
No More Bars to Tend
Skull Got Job Teaching
The World Needs Ditch Diggers Too
Standards Must be Low
:smile:
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:37 pm
by Vito Corleone
Frozen Sooner Sad
Can see game in Alaska
Game over by halftime
Skull is a teacher
Students get on his good side
Big jailbait scandal
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:13 pm
by Vito Corleone
War Stoops wrote:
McCoy on his ass
AD runs for 200
Horn fans gone by half
Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:13 pm
by the_ouskull
Harvdog wrote:Standards Must be Low
:smile:
Nope... Just the pay. :(
the_ouskull
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:31 am
by Harvdog
College in Norman
Many study for 10 years
Doctors not Teachers
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:34 pm
by Vito Corleone
Chevy in the yard
old toilet for a ice chest
Thats life in Norman
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:26 pm
by the_ouskull
Backyard stadium.
Hotties all 'round; lookin' to party.
Norman does not suck.
U.T. fans know truth.
Mack without Vince is like case
without trophy. Sorry.
Win without Black Jesus?
Almost as likely as a
U.T. fan with teeth.
Dallas is in Texas still.
U.T. is in Austin still.
Championships? Norman.
Texas Bites, Texas Bites, Oh,
Texas can bite my ass. Go back
to work on railroad.
the_ouskull
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:26 pm
by War Stoops
Pot smoke in the air
Ghey pride rallies every day
That's life in Austin
Rotting in traffic
Douchebag liberals abound
That's life in Austin
Endless resources
Yet still the bitch of OU
That's life at UT
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:30 pm
by indyfrisco
War Stoops wrote:Pot smoke in the air
Ghey pride rallies every day
Life in Oregon
Rotting in traffic
Douchebag liberals abound
Life in Oregon
Endless resources
Yet still the bitch of OU
That's life at UO
Could easily have been...
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:37 pm
by Harvdog
Sister Looks Sexy
Try Not to Impregnate Her
Oklahoma Life
French Fries Without Salt
Is Oklahoma Without
Kissing Your Sister
Bob Stoops Started Well
He Beat Texas a Few Times
Mack has Scoreboard Now