Fast Eddie
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:17 pm
Fast Eddie
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really
hot girl in his office....
but she was married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to
her and said,
"I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
husband.... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his
wifes call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what
happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really
hot girl in his office....
but she was married. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to
her and said,
"I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
husband.... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her husband says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the husband is still waiting for his
wifes call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the husband calls and asks what
happened....?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.