There is a new beer in Texas

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:11 pm

Rack them, this might be the ultimate smack. And yes it is real. For those down in South Tejas it is being sold at HEB.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:14 pm

BWAH!

"Brewed south of the Red River, to prevent impurities and single branch family trees."

Fucking brilliant!!

War Stoops · Post by **War Stoops** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:01 pm

They might as well have named it "Glass Dick Beer" because Texas Sux Beer has been brewed and sold in Krebs for years.

Even the Texas beer industry is Oklahoma's bitch...

http://www.suxbeer.com

Vito Corleone · Post by **Vito Corleone** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:36 pm

You should let Krebs know that if they sent that beer down to Texas under the name Big Red Sports/Import. I'm pretty sure they would sell a ton.

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:08 pm

Wait... whose backpack was it?

I'm jus' sayin'... It might have been one of their Big 12 South Championship backpacks...

Five pounds? That qualifies as weights, right? Whew. I'm off the hook.
Sin,
YOUR Roy Williams

the_ouskull