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DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:32 pm
by PrimeX
You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!
Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.
LET'S GET IT ON!
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:45 pm
by PSUFAN
Have the participants been checked for pulses?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:49 pm
by PSUFAN
Saxon's winding up right now. In a few hours, he'll post a sentence or two. Derron's busy lubing up his assmeat. You know he likes to take his time with this.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:51 pm
by PrimeX
I'm pretty sure derron's still alive. Cuda had to fill up the tampon machine in the girls bathroom again. Fucker flows.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm
by smackaholic
PSUFAN wrote:Have the participants been checked for pulses?
fukkk pulses. nobody cares about that. just make sure they've been tested for supplements/blood doping. you get extra points for it here.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:00 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
I just love these PrimeKingX productions. Who's on the undercard? What about the overcard?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:14 pm
by JCT
T's & P's to the duelists.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:17 pm
by PSUFAN
Jeez...now Derron's carefully fellating his pistol collection. If saxon brought a kleenex as a club, he'd run away with this thing...
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:37 pm
by YD
when did saxon show up here? don't tell me he's been rooting around in the spin zone?
I had nothing to do with this one, so hold all PM's
Can I draw the chalk outline on the pavement this time?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:48 pm
by Luther
No wonder we haven't had a newbie since the inception of this terlit.
Rip City
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:03 pm
by RumpleForeskin
This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:07 pm
by PSUFAN
This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight.
...surely a misadventure that would ring bells for you. Heard at your wedding: "this is like bringing a fleshy, misshapen mastodon to a wedding chapel".
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:31 pm
by Bizzarofelice
RumpleForeskin wrote:This is like bringing a cock to a pit fight. You are all pricks.
What did we do?
Fact remains as soon as saxon shows up, he will be given the decision over Derron. The last time Derron tried to smack he ended up doing more harm to himself.
Re: DEATHMATCH THREAD- derron vs. saxonjf
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:35 pm
by Derron
PrimeX wrote:You know the rules. Loser leaves the board for eternity, or until you register another nic. No nipple pinching, no ninja stars and NO INDIAN RUBS!
Emofelice will judge along with PSU and timmay. Winner get the Ghusl.
LET'S GET IT ON!
Who the fuck made you a promoter ??
Go the fuck away and go back to surfing other troll sites. I got shit to do.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:50 pm
by Mister Bushice
These pregame shows really suck.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:40 pm
by Dog
Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.
Who's got popcorn?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:58 pm
by Felix
insofar as a death match thread goes.....
this one SUCK'S HORSE CACK.......
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:00 pm
by Dog
It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:02 pm
by Felix
Dog wrote:It's hard to pit two unwilling participants against each other. Maybe some of the oldskoolers can have an exhibition match.?
prime's career as a promoter is going to take a major hit for this steaming pile.....
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:04 pm
by YD
these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....
are suck and so hard to judge.
sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.
there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:08 pm
by Mister Bushice
Good thing I didn't waste my money on the Pay Per Spew for this one.
At least Mike Tyson snacked on an ear.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:10 pm
by Dog
timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....
are suck and so hard to judge.
sax was run as soon as prime posted the title.
there needs to be deliberation because its too close for me to call
Now why do you get to be judge? Is it because you've trolled this place with 400 more of your sorry ass posts than I have?
I demand justice. I wanna be a judge too.
I'm takin my ball and going home, or at least to .net or something.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:11 pm
by RumpleForeskin
At least the numbers through the gate aren't bad.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:22 pm
by Dog
Rumps, I know its hard for you, but please, please, please...I'm begging you....please refrain from hitting the submit button after every single one of my posts.
Its a hard urge to fight, worse than nicotine, but I have faith in you. You can do it.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:26 pm
by RumpleForeskin
I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:45 pm
by bbqjones
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
rack
nothing wrong with that.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:54 pm
by Mister Bushice
RumpleForeskin wrote:I'm sorry. I'm retarded.
We're not sorry.
Do come back and visit on occasion.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:55 pm
by RumpleForeskin
k. thx.
I guess it would be too much to ask that you take a bath in some unprocessed soap?
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 pm
by The phantorino
timmay wrote:these death matches where, like, one dude never shows and the other, like, leaves....
are suck and so hard to judge.
like Presidential elections, then.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:10 pm
by Mister Bushice
Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:11 pm
by Dog
<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:
Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?
TIA
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:12 pm
by RumpleForeskin
Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns half of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:13 pm
by Dog
RumpleForeskin wrote:Mister Bushice wrote:Yes it would. Your ass sniffing fetish will have to wait until M2 is let back in.
Whoa! M2 owns
have of TROTS. I am not that fuggin' stupid. Definite foul on your part.
Once again for the Newbs. Always proof read your smack when making fun of somebody else's stupidity.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:38 pm
by Mister Bushice
Dog wrote:<----quietly raises hand to ask a question:
Is Martyred and M2 one in the same, or two totally different people?
TIA
Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.
abbey someone.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:42 pm
by Dog
Mister Bushice wrote:
Lucky for us, that is a daily double. two tards in two different bodies sharing the equivalent functioning level of one brain.
And something tells me its only going to get worse around here :hmm
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:18 pm
by smackaholic
Dog wrote:Don't know Derron, can't stand Saxon.
Who's got popcorn?
Can't you fukkin' read? Roach is supplying the popcorn. Jess is supplying the butter. Think I'll take mine dry.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:49 pm
by Nishlord
Who is saxonjf? Is he really as big of a mouth-breathing cunt as Derron?
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:14 am
by smackaholic
jury's still out, nish. stay tuned.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:40 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
So PrimeKingX set's up this battle, takes our $4.39, charges us for popcorn and what do we get? Zilch, nada, nothing!!!!! I'm calling in the lawyer trolls and the dude in smackaholics av to investigate this sham.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:45 pm
by poptart
saxonjtr could beat up derron.