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Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:24 pm**

Fucking funny shit here....

[web]http://www.kptv.com/politics/9998402/detail.html[/web]

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:26 pm**

Derron, are you from the U&L

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:27 pm**

Dog wrote:Derron, are you from the U&L

ummm...ummmm...possibly ... maybe not ...why ??

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:28 pm**

I see the punchline. Now I have to answer in the form of a question..... What do you call a black woman with an abortion?

(it's a racist joke, but I am not a racist person)

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:30 pm**

No worries, I ain't gonna stalk you. You don't seem too secure with giving out tad bits of personal information to answer a simple question, so judging from the last two posts, I'd have to say you are.

I'm in Boise, that's the only reason I ask.

Been a fucking rip-roaring time chattin with you!

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:31 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:I see the punchline. Now I have to answer in the form of a question..... What do you call a black woman with an abortion?

(it's a racist joke, but I am not a racist person)

I apologize.

No, not to you Rumps. To the rest of this board.

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:08 pm**

RumpleForeskin wrote:I see the punchline. Now I have to answer in the form of a question..... What do you call a black woman with an abortion?

In your case, that would be "Mom"

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:23 pm**

mvscal wrote:He's right, though.

Sterilization should be a requirement in order to receive welfare.

Trying to start the dialog, eh?

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:30 pm**

City councilman? He's got my vote for president.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:02 am**

mvscal wrote:He's right, though.

Sterilization should be a requirement in order to receive welfare.

And window-licking bigots should have their fingers amputated in order to purchase a computer.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:19 am**

Nishlord wrote:
mvscal wrote:He's right, though.

Sterilization should be a requirement in order to receive welfare.

And window-licking bigots should have their fingers amputated in order to purchase a computer.

Leave PSU out of this.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:31 am**

Dog wrote:No worries, I ain't gonna stalk you. You don't seem too secure with giving out tad bits of personal information to answer a simple question, so judging from the last two posts, I'd have to say you are.

I'm in Boise, that's the only reason I ask.

Been a fucking rip-roaring time chattin with you!

I am...west of Portland...I would not post any personal infor on here at all....there's only 2 other posters who I have had off board contact with....besides, if I post more, Dins may come looking for my crib, and then I would have to either shoot him or buy him a round of golf depending on his intentions....

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:16 am**

Derron wrote:I am...west of Portland...I would not post any personal infor on here at all....there's only 2 other posters who I have had off board contact with....besides, if I post more, Dins may come looking for my crib, and then I would have to either shoot him or buy him a round of golf depending on his intentions....

Ah, a very trusting bunch of peeps, I see. Hmmm.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:37 am**

Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:I see the punchline. Now I have to answer in the form of a question..... What do you call a black woman with an abortion?

In your case, that would be "Mom"

This hasn't been racked until now. What is this, a new tard ["RumpleForeskin"] that signed on?

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:09 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote:
mvscal wrote:He's right, though.

Sterilization should be a requirement in order to receive welfare.
Trying to start the dialog, eh?
Yeah. It has to start somewhere.

When you take take welfare, you are saying that you cannot support yourself without taking money from taxpayers. Since you can't even support yourself, you have absolutely no business creating more people that you cannot support and the taxpayer has a vested interest in limiting the liability that you represent.

Where is it written that you and your shit kids are owed a living at the taxpayers expense?

RACK

As usual, mvscal hits the nail on the head.

MV for President in '08

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:16 pm**

Raydah James wrote: MV for President in '08

Probably be an unmitigated disaster for the American People, but it'd be worth it, just for the presidential/primary debates --

Condi Rice, after deciding to run for the GOP nomination: As part of the Bush administration, I served as Secratary of State, during which time we faced a number of challenges, which we met head on.

MV: Shut up, n*i*g*g*e*r.

John McCain: I will use the same outlook in the Presidency that helped me make it through a POW camp in Vietnam.

MV: What sort of pussy assed bitch gets captured by a bunch of gooks?

Howard Dean: GARRRRRRGH!

MV: Dumbfuck.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:25 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Raydah James wrote: MV for President in '08

Probably be an unmitigated disaster for the American People

Wrong.

but it'd be worth it, just for the presidential/primary debates --

Condi Rice, after deciding to run for the GOP nomination: As part of the Bush administration, I served as Secratary of State, during which time we faced a number of challenges, which we met head on.

MV: Shut up, n*i*g*g*e*r.

John McCain: I will use the same outlook in the Presidency that helped me make it through a POW camp in Vietnam.

MV: What sort of pussy assed bitch gets captured by a bunch of gooks?

Howard Dean: GARRRRRRGH!

MV: Dumbfuck.

RAAAAAAAAAACK

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:58 pm**

[marq=left]MV, MV, MV, MV, MV!!!!!!![/marq]

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:02 pm**

Rack mvscal

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:02 pm**

how 'bout campaign slogans...

do something right for once, you fukkin' idiot. vote MVS

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:20 pm**

Spay the bitches if you can't control your brats....

Better late than never.

Sin,

mvscal

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:04 pm**

mvscal wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Spay the bitches if you can't control your brats....

Better late than never.

Sin,

mvscal

Translators were assisting police because the family had immigrated from Africa, he said.
It's high time we stop importing the rest of the world's poverty. We enough problems with our own deadbeats and losers.

[marq=left]MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV, MV![/marq]

Greatest. President. Ever.

Fuck this-run the campaign trail, MV.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:05 pm**

smackaholic wrote:how 'bout campaign slogans...

do something right for once, you fukkin' idiot. vote MVS

Mvscal - He may not have all the answers, but he'll blow away anyone that argues with him.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:14 pm**

The phantorino wrote:

Shut your cock cleaners up you liberal pussy assed douche-and bow to your fucking master.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:52 pm**

pussy assed douche

Yeah? Well I'm not the one with a picture of Sergio in my Av, you bandwagon-jumping, limp-dicked jizzmopper.

Get an original thought, then we can talk. How about your own campaign slogan, as you will prolly be gunning for Veep:

Raydah James: takes it up the ass for the boss.

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:19 am**

mvscal wrote:It's high time we stop importing the rest of the world's poverty. We enough problems with our own deadbeats and losers.

People said the same thing 100 years ago when the great unwashed of Southern and Eastern Europe started hitting our shores. That worked out pretty good for America. I could fill this board with examples of immigrants from that time of nearly total unfettered immigration who made huge contributions to this country after arriving to this country penniless. The problem lies not in their poverty, but in the fact that we don't expect immigrants to assimilate or die trying anymore.

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:50 am**

gotta rack that last sentence, bsmack.

hope this doesn't get me fired from the MV campaign.

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:51 am**

vote MVS. He's mostly white.

Posted: **Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:06 am**

we gotta come up with some campaign promises.

If elected, MV will, in the spirit of nuclear disarmament, nuke Iran, Syria, N. Korea, Somalia, Sudan....fuggit, all of Africa, France and most of the bay area (no need to hit oakland again).

Finish digging the rio grande canal. This will allow us to tell panama to GFYJOs and cut the number of illegal messicans that die crossing the desert. It's likely to increase drownings considerably, but, WGARA.

Annex the anglo sections of canada and turn Quebec into a concentration camp/whorehouse.