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Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:57 pm
by smackaholic
Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:00 pm
by smackaholic
and rack fox. first they just show stills. I was thinking, fukkk, they aren't gonna show the video. Seconds later it's on. Dude bounced pretty nice. Then collapsed into a lump with the chute covering him over like he was a dead body.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:08 pm
by Mister Bushice
Yet, His rubber elvis hair saved him from a brain injury.
I guess there really is a Elvis.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:16 pm
by BSmack
He must be "All Shook Up".
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:16 pm
by smackaholic
too bad elvis didn't have a rubber pelvis.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:24 pm
by Dinsdale
I'm caught in a wrap
I can't land flat
Because I came in too fast baby
Why can't you see
What concrete does to me
When I slam the ground that's paved
We can't go onward, downward
With defective chutes
And we can't plant a landing
On the soles of boots
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:31 pm
by smackaholic
been over 30 years since elvis had a big hit. he was way over due.
Re: Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:41 pm
by The phantorino
smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
Bet you like NASCAR, too.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:48 pm
by RumpleForeskin
If he doesn't make it, then "Return to Sender" will have a whole new meaning.
Re: Flying Elvis bounces himself on tarmac!
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:03 pm
by smackaholic
The phantorino wrote:smackaholic wrote:Just saw it on fox. Skydiver elvis comes in a little to hot and bounces himself across pavement. Wasn't a failed chute, just elvis dude hotdogging his landing.
He busted up his pelvis and apparently has massive internal bleeding. In hospital now.
Thanks, god.
Bet you like NASCAR, too.
nahhh, more of a road racing fan.
anybody get an update on bouncing elvis?
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:10 pm
by Rich Fader
Are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there?
Is your heart filled with pain? Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear...are you lonesome tonight?
I wonder if you're lonesome tonight...
You know someone said that the world's a stage
And each must play a part.
Fate had me playing in love with you as my sweetheart.
Act one was when we met,
I loved you at first glance...
You read your lines so cleverly and never missed a cue.
Then came act two...
You seemed to change, you acted strange
And why I'll never know.
Honey, you lied when you said you love me
And I had no cause to doubt you,
But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
Than to go on living without you.
Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
With emptiness all around,
And if you won't come back to me
Then they can bring the curtain down.
Is your heart filled with pain?
Shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?