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Explaing Jon to me like I'm ten years old.
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:59 pm
by orcinus
ZRSLY.
There must be some carry-over from previous boards, because I don't see it from his posts. Flawed as his opinions might be at times, I've seen him defend those very opinions with reckless abandon, and do a damn good job in the process. If that's the current definition of a weak link, I'm a bit confuzzled.
Just trying to get my facts in line. Is it a love/hate/You-can't-do-that-to-our-pledges thing, or is he really viewed as a bottom-pile poster here?
Set me straight, gang.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 12:38 am
by Jimmy Medalions
JON is a bitch that gets run constantly. And when he does, you kinda feel bad for the little guy...and hope he comes back soon so you can run him and then feel bad again. And again.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:56 am
by Husker4ever
I like Jon around because the college fb knowledge of about 75% of the regulars in here make me feel like a drooling retard. Rack Jon for all the self-sacrificing he does in here. Fucker has to have a sense of humor....or masochistic needs.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:53 am
by Ken
Team Hasselhoff.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 2:55 am
by indyfrisco
I'm a jon fan although he'd tell you differently. My numerous jon pics and wytches over the years have made him think I'm an ankle biter of his. Far from it.
jon has his bitch moments. Especially when he talks a lot of shit prior to a matchup and then when his team loses, he goes Babs for weeks at a time. That was part of Babs' schtick. jon does it because I think he actually feels he cannot physically post about it. It's more of a self ban of sorts. In any case, it's a bitch move and he takes heat for it.
jon's not a bad guy. He's a puss, but not a bad guy. He's as homer as homer can be, but many are here. I won't name names (sup Sooner Fan?) but who gives a shit...we're all homers to some point, even if we're homers of multiple teams (sup CiceRoyal25).
All in all, jon is still a bitch who loves white Iowa Defensive Backs whose gal punked him for a fry-guy who own David Hasselhoff CDs. We still love him, though.
Re: Explaing Jon to me like I'm ten years old.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:22 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
orcinus wrote:I don't see it from his posts.
Genuinely calling for someone to off himself rates pretty high on my tard meter.
Dude's a slightly more eloquent version of bradhusker. Except he isn't trolling. He's serious.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:09 am
by Terry in Crapchester
What really cracked me up about JON first was on a rivals thread he listed ND as one of his team's rivals. Never mind that ND hasn't played Iowa in his lifetime. For that matter, I'm one of the oldest people here, and I was a preschooler last time they played.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:22 pm
by TheJON
David Hasselhoff makes CD's???
When did I post gay porn? I do not recall that. Unless you're talking about Ryan Hansen, and I wasn't even the one to post that. It was Frisco. I have never posted a picture on here. So it definitely wasn't me. Unless I posted a link.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:00 pm
by minorthreat
Actually, JON is no different than 90% of Hawkeye fans. There are exactly like him. 1 minute they are winning the NC, the next they want their coach killed.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:14 pm
by PSUFAN
RACK JON. When he was gone for a long stretch, people missed him.
Keep pluggin', NOJ...
*blink*
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:22 pm
by the_ouskull
Of course people missed Jon when he was gone for a long time. Do you realize the impossibility of playing soccer without a ball?
What do you kick?
the_ouskull
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:56 pm
by Nolesy
In addition to his many parrotings and flame outs over the years on this and former boards any one who claims to have a cousin who participates in special olympics then throws around the word tard can only be a bitch.
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:31 pm
by Danimal
the_ouskull wrote:Of course people missed Jon when he was gone for a long time. Do you realize the impossibility of playing soccer without a ball?
What do you kick?
the_ouskull
If tool is gone for good we need JON more than ever. Maybe Mich State will actually win a game so Babs can come back for a bit.