Will The real Barbra Streisand Shut the $#@*!! UP!!

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Will The real Barbra Streisand Shut the $#@*!! UP!!

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Take a look at these pics..

In Concert..

No, this is not a male Barbra impersonator... it's her!!
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The Promo..
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Talk about false advertiement!!

How many would go to a concert if her REAL pics were on the advertisements??

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Babs belts out: MOOOO..!!! during NYC concert.
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piece of shit
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She is just so in your dome. Rack Babs for getting off a STFU blast.

NEW YORK (AP) -- It was an evening that elicited tears, standing ovations, raucous laughter and shouts of joy from the audience -- and that was just in the first few minutes.

Yes, Barbra Streisand's return to touring after a 12-year absence was the extravaganza that it promised to be. Monday night's show at Madison Square Garden was the third stop of a 20-city jaunt across the nation -- a virtual lovefest between the ultimate diva and an adoring, sold-out, celebrity-dotted crowd.

Streisand effortlessly crooned through a select repertoire of the hits she's amassed during her four-decade-plus career. But the night's most riveting moment came during what was perhaps the only unscripted -- and truly uncomfortable -- episode in the three-hour show.

There was Streisand, enduring a smattering of very loud jeers as she and "George Bush" -- a celebrity impersonator -- muddled through a skit that portrayed the president as a bumbling idiot.

Though most of the crowd offered polite applause during the slightly humorous routine, it got a bit too long, especially for a few in the audience who just wanted to hear Streisand sing like she had been doing for the past hour.

"Come on, be polite!" the well-known liberal implored during the sketch as she and "Bush" exchanged zingers. But one heckler wouldn't let up. And finally, Streisand let him have it.

"Shut the (expletive) up!" Streisand bellowed, drawing wild applause. "Shut up if you can't take a joke!"

With that one F-word, the jeers ended. And the message was delivered -- no one gets away with trying to upstage Barbra Streisand, especially not in her hometown.
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Thing is she wasnt joking. For some ungodly reason he paid money to hear sing, not to hear her biased political views.
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Sure she was. We’re all laughing at President Chucklehead.
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link?
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Sorry Goobs, but you're wrong on this one. No one signs up to see a pro or anti-Bush skit, especially one that will never fucking end, when they go to a concert like this. Babs had a captive audience and abused the privilege.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Rack Babs for getting off a STFU blast.

Yeah. Takes so much creative intelligence to summon an f-bomb; especially to an audience member that shelled out hundreds to listen to her sing; and with the comfort of thousands of adoring fans cheering her on.....


Yeah. rackable - :meds:


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OCmike wrote:Sorry Goobs, but you're wrong on this one. No one signs up to see a pro or anti-Bush skit, especially one that will never fucking end, when they go to a concert like this. Babs had a captive audience and abused the privilege.
Give me a fucking break Mike. Everybody knew going into that concert exactly what Barbra Streisand's political views are. They also knew going in that she's not exactly shy about expressing said views. Like she said, STFU if you can't take a joke.
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Cicero wrote:link?
Turn your TV on at 10:30 CST
Turn it to a channel other than Fox News.

We're all laughing at the tard.
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Give me a fucking break Mike. Everybody knew going into that concert exactly what Barbra Streisand's political views are. They also knew going in that she's not exactly shy about expressing said views. Like she said, STFU if you can't take a joke.
It's not about being able to take a joke, it's about knowing the right timing for something like that. And guess what, that wasn't the right time.

You're right. Everyone knows her political views, which is why if she wants to go Lorne Michaels and do an anti-Bush skit, she should do so on SNL or some other venue meant for that type of thing.

Can you imagine showing up to a comedy show where the comedian says, "I hope you'll all bear with me as I sing a few songs that I've composed," then drops an f-bomb on a fan who came to hear comedy and heckles the comedian about it?

Shocker that all the pro-Dems don't see anything wrong with yawn-inducing anti-Bush skits at a music concert. :meds:
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A comedian dropping an F-bomb? Oh, the horror.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cicero wrote:link?
Turn your TV on at 10:30 CST
Turn it to a channel other than Fox News.

We're all laughing at the tard.

So I can watch CNN slant the news to the Left? no thanks. News Flash I dont watch FOX News except for at the gym. I can form my own opinion.
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Shes not just Babs,singer,shes Babs:singer,anti Bush northeast liberal.

Hecklings in bad form whereever its done. If she wants to continue to make an ass of herself,STFU and let her do it.
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Cicero wrote:So I can watch CNN slant the news to the Left?
Step 1) find an old wrought iron fence
Step 2) throw your head into a decorative point on the fence

repeat until desired results reached
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OCmike wrote:It's not about being able to take a joke, it's about knowing the right timing for something like that. And guess what, that wasn't the right time.
Why? Because some dittotard got sand in his vagina? I bet if she had made a Clinton joke, that same dittochump would have been rolling in the aisles.
You're right. Everyone knows her political views, which is why if she wants to go Lorne Michaels and do an anti-Bush skit, she should do so on SNL or some other venue meant for that type of thing.
Last I checked, it was her show. She rented the hall and printed the tickets. That means pretty much anything she thinks would entertain the crowd is fair game. And from what I've read, the vast majority of the crowd enjoyed the show.
Can you imagine showing up to a comedy show where the comedian says, "I hope you'll all bear with me as I sing a few songs that I've composed," then drops an f-bomb on a fan who came to hear comedy and heckles the comedian about it?
You mean like Dennis Leary? Steve Martin? Milton Berle?

Are you seriously that narrow minded?
Shocker that all the pro-Dems don't see anything wrong with yawn-inducing anti-Bush skits at a music concert. :meds:
Would you prefer that she keep singing?

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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cicero wrote:So I can watch CNN slant the news to the Left?
Step 1) find an old wrought iron fence
Step 2) throw your head into a decorative point on the fence

repeat until desired results reached

Now you know how I feel about you.
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poptart wants to know if Cicero could beat up bacefelice.
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Cicero wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Cicero wrote:So I can watch CNN slant the news to the Left?
Step 1) find an old wrought iron fence
Step 2) throw your head into a decorative point on the fence

repeat until desired results reached

Now you know how I feel about you.
Yeah. Just a lot less eloquently. Nice response, tard.
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I liked Barbara in Meet the Fockers, though.
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Bace you kill me. You can dish it out but you cant take it, huh?
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patsy stone wrote:I liked Barbara in Meet the Fockers, though.
I liked her in that grainy old porn clip where she was getting humped by a large German Shepard.
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Cicero wrote:you cant take it, huh?
Sure thing, troll.

Couldn't come up with a take of your own. The only thing you ever created was a half turd/half ni66er jizz felch-baby.
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Troll?
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Cicero wrote:Troll?
Only trolls are as goddamned clueless as you are. Gots to be a troll.
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Cicero wrote:Troll?
I read it as a backhanded complement. He's saying that nobody could POSSIBLY be as stupid as your posts would indicate you are. Ergo, you must be some kind of troll.
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Stupid b/c I dont agree w/ the Left? Why do people of your ilk feel as if you deserve to be on a pedestal?

I have an opinion. I post it. Its a message board. You both do the same. I think you guys are idiots as well, but you have that right.
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Cicero wrote:the Left ... your ilk
that is why you are a tard.
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Cicero wrote: I have an opinion. I post it.

No, you posted a variant of "I know you are, but what am I?"

And now, you are, quite appropriately, getting piled-on for it...AGAIN.

It's not a coincidence, and it's not a conspiracy -- it's because you're a fucking idiot.
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BSmack wrote: And from what I've read, the vast majority of the crowd enjoyed the show.

Rack the motherfucker who heckled this simple cunt in an attempt to get the $750 he wasted on a ticket. (Babs said she'd refund his money after she told him to shut the fuck up).

Un-Rack the "vast majority" of mouthbreathers who spent $750 on this woeful bitch as well as homosexuals that read reviews of said show.
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OCmike wrote:
Give me a fucking break Mike. Everybody knew going into that concert exactly what Barbra Streisand's political views are. They also knew going in that she's not exactly shy about expressing said views. Like she said, STFU if you can't take a joke.
It's not about being able to take a joke, it's about knowing the right timing for something like that. And guess what, that wasn't the right time.

You're right. Everyone knows her political views, which is why if she wants to go Lorne Michaels and do an anti-Bush skit, she should do so on SNL or some other venue meant for that type of thing.

Can you imagine showing up to a comedy show where the comedian says, "I hope you'll all bear with me as I sing a few songs that I've composed," then drops an f-bomb on a fan who came to hear comedy and heckles the comedian about it?

Shocker that all the pro-Dems don't see anything wrong with yawn-inducing anti-Bush skits at a music concert. :meds:
The way I see it, If you are stupid enough to buy a ticket to see her as hagged out and OVER (as she so obviously is), you deserve whatever shit she serves up.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Cicero wrote: I have an opinion. I post it.

No, you posted a variant of "I know you are, but what am I?"

And now, you are, quite appropriately, getting piled-on for it...AGAIN.

It's not a coincidence, and it's not a conspiracy -- it's because you're a fucking idiot.

PSU has been doing this for years and you guys dont seem to mind.
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Cicero wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:
Cicero wrote: I have an opinion. I post it.

No, you posted a variant of "I know you are, but what am I?"

And now, you are, quite appropriately, getting piled-on for it...AGAIN.

It's not a coincidence, and it's not a conspiracy -- it's because you're a fucking idiot.

PSU has been doing this for years and you guys dont seem to mind.
You really made me laugh with this one. Not for the reason you think, but a laugh non the less.


Babs is a performer (think masculine version of Barry Manilow) whose political views are well known. The stage is her office and she get's to do what she wants. Ted Nugent has been using the stage for his own political views for years, right wingers don't seem to have a problem with that. I don't necessarily agree with Ted's political views, but that's not why I've attended his shows. If you don't like the political rant that a performer is ranting about, go get another beer and/or take a piss. You should be thanking them for providing you a break so you don't have to miss any of the music that you came to see. If you really don't care for their politics, don't go to their shows.
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The NOSE is getting what she wants.....
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The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:If you really don't care for their politics, don't go to their shows.
^^^ Best take on this entire thread.

Also the reason why you'd never catch me dead at a Ted Nugent concert. There are plenty of far more talented rockers who won't browbeat you with that right-wing b.s.
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Terry in Crapchester wrote:
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:If you really don't care for their politics, don't go to their shows.
^^^ Best take on this entire thread.

Also the reason why you'd never catch me dead at a Ted Nugent concert. There are plenty of far more talented rockers who won't browbeat you with that right-wing b.s.
right on the fucking money. nugent is a dipshit of the highest order.
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Sirfindafold wrote:
BSmack wrote: And from what I've read, the vast majority of the crowd enjoyed the show.

Rack the motherfucker who heckled this simple cunt in an attempt to get the $750 he wasted on a ticket. (Babs said she'd refund his money after she told him to shut the fuck up).

Un-Rack the "vast majority" of mouthbreathers who spent $750 on this woeful bitch as well as homosexuals that read reviews of said show.
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What slays me about these performers is that most of them have zero education. Yet, they feel like they have the right to spout off about stuff they mostly know nothing about. When rock stars get on TV and start with all their political bullshit, I turn it off.

The crazy thing is there are some kids that see this shit and they start developing their political beliefs based on what some uneducated singer thinks. That is the scary part. Just because you have a mic and a record deal, it doesn't make you a preacher of views. I would have asked for a refund from both Babs and Ted.
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Harvdog wrote:What slays me about these performers is that most of them have zero education. Yet, they feel like they have the right to spout off about stuff they mostly know nothing about.
Just because they act for a living does not necessarily mean they are distant from the issues.
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