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A few quotes about thier upcoming game with Da Bears ....
Leonard Pope, "The Bears are a good team, but with our offense and our defense we will come out ahead on Monday Night".

Leonard Davis, " Our O Line is good, we have proven it the last (2) games. The Bears have a good front (4), but not that dominating like everybody has talked about. The way we have played shows what kind of team we are. We match up against the Bears and we will get a win on Monday Night."

Karlos Dansby, " Our linebackers are just as good as the Bears. I feel at least we can fight off blocks. I won't give a name but there is a linebacker for the Bears who makes alot more money than me and he is known not to be able to fight off a block."

Matt Leinart, " I feel I played well against KC. My ability to scramble seemed to give them problems, and I feel it will continue to give teams problems."

Question from news radio, " Do you think the Bears Front (4) will have problems with your mobility?"

Leinart Response, " I think they have a good front (4). They are more of a straight ahead rush type front (4), which works well for me."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ditka could beat the Tardinals by himself.


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jiminphilly wrote:Ditka could beat the Tardinals by himself.


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I'm pretty sure Mini Ditka would beat the Cards.

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^^^RACK the super fans!

Damn I miss those SNL days.
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Maybe it wasn't that funny after all.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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drummer wrote:Maybe it wasn't that funny after all.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Maybe you should watch more college football before you open your mouth.
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drummer wrote:Maybe it wasn't that funny after all.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Da' Bears aren't playing KC this week, ya' know.
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montinelevin wrote: Maybe you should watch more college football before you open your mouth.
Who's the troll?
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
montinelevin wrote:Maybe you should watch more college football before you open your mouth.
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Fuckin' noobs.
From what I've heard, you're the 4 time NFL board bitch here, is this true? I've also heard you c & p others posts?

Could you clarify this for me?

Maybe if you would respond to the topic at hand, people would have more respect for you, as opposed to just making fun of you.
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STFU, bitch.
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War Wagon wrote:STFU, bitch.
So you must be the famous whitey that had kcpaul's back during the c & p episode? I remember everyone getting on paul, and you came running in to save face for his the plagerism.

I remember the first thing that came to my mind, was



l to r: whitey and paul
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I'm famous?

I hope that's a good thing.

You, on the other hand, are a shit troll who'll be whacked by this time tomorrow.

Just watch the game, and let's see if you can come up with ONE decent take before the axe falls.

Kinda' sucks that nobody else is paying attention here tonite.

Hello?

This is the NFL, boys and girls.

Any given Sunday, or Monday, for that matter.
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War Wagon wrote:
montinelevin wrote: Maybe you should watch more college football before you open your mouth.
Who's the troll?
I dunno, but the troll is a real pussy for chiming in without calling a shot first.
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Holy shit !!!

The Cards are blowing it!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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24-23 BEARS

i think they've "Blown IT."
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Wathincg the Tardnials implode is just painful!
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Post by MgoBlue-LightSpecial »

Damn. Arizona is trying to be the Michigan State of the NFL.

I've got a feeling Leinart is going to put on an impressive drive that will end up in disappointment for the Cards.
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Great game. Let's see what Lienart has to bring to the table.
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These jerkoffs in the booth are ruining this game.

*click mute*
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LACES OUT!!!!
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drummer wrote:These jerkoffs in the booth are ruining this game.

*click mute*
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I wouldn't call it an amazing win, Tirico. They got fucking lucky.

Not a fan of either team but I feel sorry for AZ.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I've got a feeling Leinart is going to put on an impressive drive that will end up in disappointment for the Cards.
Doh!

You called it.

I feel sorry for AZ right now. They deserved to win that game.
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Post by Cicero »

Leinart played awesome. Boldin was dominant, the defense played out of this world but Dennis Green called a mother fucking pussy game. What a spineless cunt.
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Post by montinelevin »

Great game to start the week.

I'm not a troll, I've been reading a lot here, and love football. I come from another forum and enjoy both college and pro football.

Now that I've said that, I would like to say that Leinart has much character, and showed exactly why the Raiders will always be the "Raiders"(by not taking him in the 1st round_) and the Cards will always be the Cards.

I hope to spend time in both the college and pro forums.

Now back to tonight's game.
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Mont, don't be discouraged by Paul and Whitey Wagon. They are 2 of the biggest cunts and board bitches in this forum. Paul's picture is all over the internet and it isn't pretty and so is Whitey's, who looks like a dorkier version of Judge Reinhold. Nobody respects these two pussies except for a very small minority.
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WhatsMyName wrote:Nobody respects these two pussies except for a very small minority.
Oh, and who the fuck are YOU again, tough guy?

Please to list the awesome array of folks here who respect YOU?

That will be a very short list.

You ain't shit, boy. Just another anonymous cunt poser trying to act all bad-ass.

I'd beat your ass into a bloody pulp on I-70, bitch.
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RACK the revisionist history of "the CALL~OUT!"

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War Wagon wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:Nobody respects these two pussies except for a very small minority.
Oh, and who the fuck are YOU again, tough guy?

Please to list the awesome array of folks here who respect YOU?

That will be a very short list.

You ain't shit, boy. Just another anonymous cunt poser trying to act all bad-ass.

I'd beat your ass into a bloody pulp on I-70, bitch.
LMAO!! Nice melt, tard. If you want to fight on I-70 you'll need to drive down here, because there's no way I'm meeting you halfway in that shithole called "Kansas."

I've seen your picture, you incredible dork. You'd make a better scarecrow than a fighter.
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WhatsMyName wrote: LMAO!! Nice melt, tard. If you want to fight on I-70 you'll need to drive down here, because there's no way I'm meeting you halfway in that shithole called "Kansas."
You call that a "melt"? That's not a melt. That was reference to something that I'll not bother wasting my time explaining to a dumbass punk like yourself. But no, you couldn't decipher Q's little hint, and just had to come back for more, didn't you?
I've seen your picture, you incredible dork. You'd make a better scarecrow than a fighter.
I could be a parapalegic typing these words by blowing thru a straw, and I'd still beat your ass to a bloody pulp, Jr.

Light coming on yet, son?

You don't rate and aren't even worth a decent effort to smack senseless.

I've only done this much to acknowledge that you've been around here awhile now troll, and may be worth salvaging.

Don't get all full of yourself and think that at any time you have warranted one fucking oz. of respect from this BOARD.

As far as I'm concerned (and most the other old-timers probably feel the same), you're just another anonymous newbie punk trying to make a (What'sMy) name for yourself, and failing quite badly in that effort.

Good Luck.
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WhatsMyName wrote:Mont, don't be discouraged by Paul and Whitey Wagon. They are 2 of the biggest cunts and board bitches in this forum. Paul's picture is all over the internet and it isn't pretty and so is Whitey's, who looks like a dorkier version of Judge Reinhold. Nobody respects these two pussies except for a very small minority.
It sure seems like it doesn't take much to send them over the edge of the frying pan, and right into the well heated olive oil.

My bad, make that Crisco, being that they're from Kansas City, but I see your point.
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I think the idiot (m2) has the idiom assbackwards. You go from the frying pan into the fire, though in KFC Paul’s case, that would be a gigantanormous frying pan. Maybe something modified from an oil refinery storage tank.

Whitey is talking about respect? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Ahhhh yes, the old reliable fat joke....yet you've NEVER seen me.
I’ve seen your picture. You’ve got a fat face, buddy. Plastered on the front of a fat head.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Hey guys, lay off Paul. He beat his battle with anorexia. You should be more *sensitive*.

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Look at the jowls on that fucker. The body may be photoshopped, but that’s a face that has terrorized many a buffet.
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Goober McTuber wrote: Whitey is talking about respect?
I realize that concept is completely foreign to you, but yeah.

RESPECT... as in you have none.

Run along now, Goobs.
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Oh please, Whitey, the concept of respect is not foreign to me, just decidedly humorous when espoused by an infamous internet piñata like you.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Oh please, Whitey, the concept of respect is not foreign to me, just decidedly humorous when espoused by an infamous internet piñata like you.
LOL! Fucking harsh.

I imagine Whitey has quite the pull on this board, being that he's an English major and a noted driver of forklifts and such. I've seen the scrawny fucker's picture and I imagine bleachers feel stabbed when he sits on them. I'm sure those bifocals get women wetter than the Mojave.
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WhatsMyName wrote: I imagine Whitey has quite the pull on this board
really???

WHY??? would he have all of this "PULL" if all that you have posted is TRUE about him????

c'mon



wait for it



HOOK~Line~Sinker?????



Nah' couldn't be....Wagon (and Paul) BOTH "getting Over????"



it never occurred to me.

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