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Jeanne Zelasko, lesbian?
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:55 pm
by RadioFan
I vote yes. Simply because she doesn't seem nearly as annoying picturing her licking some hot chick's twat. In fact, I kinda like her in that context.
Thoughts?
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:06 am
by Shoalzie
She was pregnant during one of the last two playoffs so someone had to have knocked her up. Either way, I dig her...not quite in Erin Andrews, Bonnie Bernstein or Colleen Dominguez's league but still one of the better looking women in the sports media.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:33 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
She annoys the ever loving fuck outta me.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:41 am
by indyfrisco
Umm...she's got the nose of a black dude. Pass.
And what was that fucking red Elvira outfit she was wearing the first night of the divisional playoffs?!?!?! I couldn't believe they put that shit on her.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:24 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:She annoys the ever loving fuck outta me.
says the dude with the hardon for rachel nichols.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 4:30 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
You prefer the shemale-esque butter-faced Zalasko over Rachel Nichols?
Good god, why am I not surprised.
Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:52 pm
by Bizzarofelice
IndyFrisco wrote:Umm...she's got the nose of a black dude. Pass.
rack
agree with mgo. her hair extensions and proximity to kevin kennedy make her vile.
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:00 pm
by jtr
Shoalzie wrote:She was pregnant during one of the last two playoffs so someone had to have knocked her up. Either way, I dig her...not quite in Erin Andrews, Bonnie Bernstein or Colleen Dominguez's league but still one of the better looking women in the sports media.
Don't forget Rachel Nichols
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:28 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
jtr wrote:Don't forget Rachel Nichols
Ewwww! A hot woman that looks like an actual woman?! That's gross!
-Screw_Michigan
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:07 am
by Screw_Michigan
nichols looks like your average two-bit whore/no talent assclown who spent three times as much on plastic surgery than an actual education or journalistic training. when i watch her reports, i can actually see the six bugs jumping around in her dome, and for the record, that's four more than in mgo's brain on a night of stimulating brain activity.
then again, we are all spoiled by erin andrews. we just live in her world, well, her and YAFJO's personal favorite "b. bernstein."
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:12 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Intelligence?
Journalistic integrity?
We're not talking about whose hand you'd rather take in marriage, we're talking about whose hand you'd rather have stroking your cock, you flaming tool.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:50 am
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Intelligence?
Journalistic integrity?
We're not talking about whose hand you'd rather take in marriage, we're talking about whose hand you'd rather have stroking your cock, you flaming tool.
hand jobs should mean nothing to you, idiot.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:58 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
That line just worked, so I went with it.
Bad at reading in between the lines, much?
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:08 am
by Screw_Michigan
no, idiot. get back to that elmers glue and have yourself some fun.
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:06 am
by RadioFan
While I have little doubt that Jeanne would be more adapt at fitting and wearing the strap-on in the would-be encounter between her and Rachel Nichols, after their multiple-cooings, my preference would be to continue one-on-one with Rachel.
But that's just me.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:36 pm
by General Peters
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You prefer the shemale-esque butter-faced Zalasko over Rachel Nichols?
Good god, why am I not surprised.
Rack. How come there aren't any pics of Nichols on the fukken web?
Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:32 pm
by Kansas City Kid
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Have you even seen your cock since you were four? :paul:
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:08 am
by stuckinia
Imagining a guy sucking your dick makes you gay.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:16 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:No, but YOU have- tell me, how did it taste and were my nuts scratching your chin?
Geez...
You have all that time to think, revise, and edit, before you hit submit, and you STILL wind up smacking yourself better than your "opposition."
Sad. Just sad.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:43 am
by Dinsdale
Richard Simmons, after one too many trips through the buffet line, wrote:I may be gay, but you're gay too.
That's some pretty clever smack, right there. Who wrote it?
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:44 am
by Dinsdale
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Sad. Just sad.
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
Sad, Just sad.
Some habits die hard, I suppose.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Looks like Paulie's going for the cycle tonight.
On deck is "You're Melting."
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:58 am
by stuckinia
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:You speak from experience, Duncedale?
Has there ever been a hook that your big, fat, flabby lips haven't wrapped around, dumbfuck? Do you even read the posts before you respond?
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:01 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:CLEARLY didn't get it.
No, Paulie, I'm pretty sure I was able to grasp what you were "trying" to do.
how did it taste and were my nuts scratching your chin?
Sorry bro, but I just can't give you the benefit of the doubt that there's some sort of deeper, underlying brilliance to this "take."
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:07 am
by Dinsdale
KC&P wrote:My dick was in your mouth. That makes you a fag. Much more so than me.
RACK ME!!!!!
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:25 am
by stuckinia
That is your rebuttal to a FTFY? Are you retarded? How about addressing your desire for your penis to be in another male's mouth. Most males find this act to be disgusting. You find it to be smacktacular. I am afraid that your desire for masculine oral copulation makes you gay. All of your declarations of others' sexual preferences are moot.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:32 am
by Dinsdale
stuckinia wrote: All of your declarations of others' sexual preferences are moot.
Let's not be hasty -- those that suck the dick are
more gay that those who just allow dudes to suck it.
There's some serious sementics at work here, and we need these definitions of levels of homosexuality, and which end of the mangulping deserve ridicule, and which ones are worthy of self-propping.
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:33 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
stuckinia wrote:That is your rebuttal to a FTFY? Are you retarded?
Cut him a break. His writer's on vacation.
Desperate times, Paulie, call for desperate measures. You need your scripter working on an "on-call" basis or something. Hook that dude up with a Blackberry for situations like this.
I can see it now...
"Yo, bro, what up? This is Paul. Sorry to wake you, but I need your help, man. I'm getting beatdown pretty badly in the MLB forum and I need some help to dig myself out of this hole. I thought it would've been a really good idea to smack this other guy by saying my junk was in his mouth, and asking him how it tasted. That didn't go over so well. Shoot me an email STAT...and make sure you throw in a 'BODE' and a 'BALEE DAT' for good measure. Thanks, bro. Later"
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:53 pm
by Kansas City Kid
How does the plunger feel up your ass, Fat Paul??? :D
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:20 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
What the fuck is Zalasko wearing tonight? They aren't playing the game from The Boomerang Nebula, for christsakes. It's only 45 degrees in Detroit.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:32 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Well, fuck me running. Guilty of brainfarting on that one.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:42 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:They're in St. Louis, you fucking ignorant ass.
i thought you were run from here a month ago. how the hell this plagerising tard is still fucking up the joint and mtool is banned in the cfb forum, i'll never understand.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:05 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Screw_Michigan wrote:KC Paul 3.0 wrote:They're in St. Louis, you fucking ignorant ass.
i thought you were run from here a month ago. how the hell this plagerising tard is still fucking up the joint and mtool is banned in the cfb forum, i'll never understand.
I'll NEVER go away, so deal with it fucko.

if you define IT as: stealing other people's takes, kicking your own ass, and getting plungered on a daily basis? ok, i'll take that KTRL-C Paul.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:29 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:And you just never know...I MIGHT steal a take or twenty from here and post them elsewhere, only to NEVER EVER get busted for doing so again. Balee dat. ERRRRRR i'm spineless fucking cunt who can't even form an original thought or take and i love taking it up the ass.
FTFY pussy.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:41 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
end of game.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:48 am
by Cripple Fight
Hi, Paul.
Need some help?
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:15 am
by Screw_Michigan
KC Paul 3.0 wrote:Nope, I got this.
shut the fuck up, you've been constantly beaten like a bongo drum in the middle of a pow-wow. just fucking off yourself, tard.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:16 pm
by Kansas City Kid
:paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:41 am
by Kansas City Kid
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:15 am
by RadioFan
So were you guys disappointed that Jeanne wasn't on Wednesday night?
I mean, forget about the rain-delayed Fox showing bullshit without giving updates, for hours on end, unless you were glued to the TV, to see what would happen.
Nah, forget about that. Just think how pissed you really are that you didn't have to watch 45 minutes worth of "insight" from that annoying, lesbian cunt. Crushing, isn't it?
Btw, you guys are slipping. Where are the Rachel Nichols pics? Paul, stop flirting with the guys in here and get busy. I'm here to help you help me get this thread on track, dammit.