T1B

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:20 pm**

If a woman that a guy was supposed to go out with...say tonight, for example, leaves a message that she's been diagnosed with the clap, is this some sort of chickspeak for "maybe another time"?

A uhm...friend wants to know.

Disclaimer: This thread was in no way, shape, or form inspired by the triumphant return of Saladtosser to T1B. Nope. Not at all.

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:28 pm**

No, it's code for, "nothing but blowjobs until they cure your friend."

the_ouskull

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:31 pm**

No, it's man speak for "find a cleaner slut"

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:07 pm**

Problematic if the friend had her the previous week.

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 6:29 pm**

Probably means muslims need not apply....

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:04 pm**

Quality women in the U & L

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:28 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: A uhm...friend wants to know.

Can't JHawk post here anymore?

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:59 pm**

I think it's chickspeak for you better stop by CVS on the way over.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:04 am**

Is 'I've got clap' the female version of Homer saying 'Three words: I Am Gay'?

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:19 am**

Maybe ones "friend" needs to change the general type of women he trolls. Even the remotest possibility that a potential "date" errrr......conquest could have the clap indicates a different hang out group may have to be found... unless you like dick rot.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:51 am**

Fucking hell, Dins, now you're getting relationship advice off Derron...

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:46 pm**

Dins,
Pay no attention to the other posters here...go out with the chick, eat her slimehole, bone her a few times bareback...trust me you'll be fine.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:04 pm**

So, what you're trying to say is that she used the dildo after she pulled it out of your 'friends' ass?

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:08 pm**

I thought this was Let's post everywhere day?

Why not ask Il Pick?

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:30 pm**

Brown paper bags so Dins doesn't have to see his date's face ....... $1.00
A package of condoms for the evening ....... $5.00
A cheap bottle of wine so that Dins can get his date hammered before the evening's festivities ....... $10.00

Dins confirming the image we all had of him ....... priceless.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:34 pm**

Morons. The lot of you.

Dins, I'm about 94% sure that it means she wants you to do her in the butt. You're welcome.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:37 pm**

ElvisMonster wrote:.

Dins, I'm about 94% sure that it means she wants you to do her in the butt. You're welcome.

Oh...they all like it in the butt...some of them just don't realize it yet.

A few well-placed blows to the back of the noggin...they'll come around.

T1B

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