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Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:08 pm**

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Two young Indonesian brothers attacked by wasps died in a Malaysian state after adults who saw them being chased by the swarm locked them out of a room to prevent getting stung themselves, news reports said Monday.
Aziz Rahman, 3, and his 4-year-old brother Fazrul were playing with their friend Nuri Mestinal at a palm oil plantation near Sibu in central Sarawak when they hit a wasps' nest Sunday afternoon, the New Straits Times reported.

The boys ran toward the plantation canteen screaming for help with the wasps close behind, the paper said.

Plantation workers sitting in the cafeteria locked the door after seeing the swarm approaching, and only emerged after the wasps had left, the national news agency Bernama said.

The plantation workers found the brothers unconscious when they opened the door, the New Straits Times said.

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Their friend ended up surviving the attack, but the two toddlers were killed by the wasps. Don't know much about Malaysian law, but in the USA, I'd at least think this would be involuntary manslaughter. Either way, whoever shut that door is one cold fucking human being.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:32 pm**

We need that sort of diverse love of human life here. More Malaysian immigrants please.

Sin., feel good Dems with there heads in the sand

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:01 pm**

mvscal wrote:Poor little fellas never got the chance to grow up and explode in a crowded market place.

Oh well, no loss. Nits make lice.

I would consider that sick and twisted,

if it weren't so humorous!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 5:15 pm**

3 and 4 year olds dont deserve to die like that, but mvscal has a point.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:21 pm**

The three of you aren't intelligent enough to be callous.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:51 pm**

Ironically, it reminded me of those old black and white WWII movies. The Japanese dive bombing plane that sent that nasty torpedo into either the ship/submarine always led to that scene that scared me:

The water is rising and the men scamper in an attempt to seal off the water leak. The water gets higher so the men run to the next compartment only to see the water proof sealed door go closed. The water rises above the porthole window and you see one of the sailors blow out his last bubbles while another sailor floats by.

Rip City

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:38 pm**

Poor little fellas never got the chance to grow up and explode in a crowded market place.

Rack this.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:38 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:
Poor little fellas never got the chance to grow up and explode in a crowded market place.
Rack this.

You're celebrating the death of a 3 and 4 year old.

But, oh yeah, it's your freedom they hate.

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:58 pm**

I think that they do

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:48 pm**

Luther wrote:Ironically, it reminded me of those old black and white WWII movies. The Japanese dive bombing plane that sent that nasty torpedo into either the ship/submarine always led to that scene that scared me:

The water is rising and the men scamper in an attempt to seal off the water leak. The water gets higher so the men run to the next compartment only to see the water proof sealed door go closed. The water rises above the porthole window and you see one of the sailors blow out his last bubbles while another sailor floats by.

Rip City

Was that what it was like when you were on the U.S.S. Monitor?

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:09 am**

mvscal wrote:Poor little fellas never got the chance to grow up and explode in a crowded market place.

RACK!

RACK!

RACK!

Best laugh in a while at this board!

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:22 am**

Headhunter wrote: RACK!

RACK!

RACK!

Best laugh in a while at this board!

:?

Oy vey.

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:27 am**

Maybe you just don't get it. Hell, I'm starting to think nobody around here gets it anymore. The folks around here used to be vicious, cruel, and downright inhuman. Most people have softened in recent years.

I for one, still applaud a good cold hearted crack!

So again, RACK!

And a hearty fuck you, as well!

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:34 am**

Headhunter wrote:The folks around here used to be vicious, cruel, and downright inhuman. Most people have softened in recent years.

No, folks around here used to find irreverence funny. That's slightly distasteful - but humour is entirely subjective, yes?

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:39 am**

So their age is the issue? had they been 16 it would be funny? 4 year olds blowing up isn't irreverant, it's off limits?

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:43 am**

Well if they actually blew up, it would be funny and irreverent - but they didn't do that, did they?

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:47 am**

Ok, I get it now. If a 4 year old ACTUALY blew up, it's funny.

we're not so different, you and I!

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:07 pm**

Dr_Phibes wrote:
Headhunter wrote:The folks around here used to be vicious, cruel, and downright inhuman. Most people have softened in recent years.
No, folks around here used to find irreverence funny. That's slightly distasteful - but humour is entirely subjective, yes?

No, folks used to revel in being the sickest mofos around. Stuff like "I suppose I should give you limited props for dodging a coat hanger for nine months" and the like.

Posted: **Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:25 pm**

Headhunter wrote:
mvscal wrote:Poor little fellas never got the chance to grow up and explode in a crowded market place.

RACK!

RACK!

RACK!

Best laugh in a while at this board!

Absolutely agree.

PUS must not have noticed it or it would have been gone

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:25 am**

BSmack wrote: No, folks used to revel in being the sickest mofos around. Stuff like "I suppose I should give you limited props for dodging a coat hanger for nine months" and the like.

RACK! Thats one of my favorites.

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:04 am**

OCmike wrote: The boys ran toward the plantation canteen screaming for help with the wasps close behind, the paper said.

Bush is clearly to blame for this intricate setup.

Rack Bush!

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:33 am**

Okay, since we're on the topic of funny deaths:

Oh, the hilarity!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:52 am**

That "jumper" is yelling, "I'm going to a better place than you Martard!"

'BODE jumper over the never ending idiotic shit troll from our girlfriend up north.

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:50 am**

Martyred wrote:Okay, since we're on the topic of funny deaths:
Oh, the hilarity!!!

Seriously, go suck on a tailpipe and eat some drano for desert.

How many poeple wish that was you? All of them...

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:55 am**

You're a little confused. We're making jokes about animals who have little or no regard for human life.

You're making jokes about a human who was killed by those very same animals.

Get it now, Marty tardy?

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:32 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:You're a little confused. We're making jokes about animals who have little or no regard for human life.

You're making jokes about a human who was killed by those very same animals.

Get it now, Marty tardy?

4 year old Malaysian kids jacked those planes?

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:01 pm**

Martyred wrote:

Lotta fuckin good it did me to call GEICO yesterday

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:29 pm**

BSmack wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:You're a little confused. We're making jokes about animals who have little or no regard for human life.

You're making jokes about a human who was killed by those very same animals.

Get it now, Marty tardy?
4 year old Malaysian kids jacked those planes?

yep They all have beards, drivers licenses, and a hatred of everything america by then. You didn't know that?

Posted: **Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:24 pm**

Cuda wrote:
Martyred wrote:

Lotta fuckin good it did me to call GEICO yesterday

I laughed.

T1B

Straight to hell, some?

Straight to hell, some?

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