T1B

...in S.E. Oklahoma. That's all I'm sayin'.

http://www.kxii.com/home/headlines/4439726.html

the_ouskull

Most definitely, brah. But the guy took a .38 in the chest, and then a shotgun blast, and he was still only in critical condition? Jesus. That's hardcore.

How critical?

And then she said "I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge",
"Today Guy Wade Buck ate some lead near Tallahatchie Bridge."

Rip City

The Tallahatchie Bridge collapsed in 1972.

Just thought you'd like to know that little tidbit...

He'd have made more by taking the customers' wallets than he got from the register.

Did Hunny-Bunny get away?

Mikey wrote:The Tallahatchie Bridge collapsed in 1972.

Just thought you'd like to know that little tidbit...

So did Elizabeth Taylor's uterus, but I'll bet you didn't wanna know about that or the little tidbits that were discovered after that pratfall.

Reminds me of the pictures of the LA riots after Rodney got beat up.

Those gook Korean store owners were armed the to the fucking teeth. One walking around in the parking lot with a couple of Glock 40's strapped on, one on the roof with an AR -15. One on the ground sees a n_gger runing about a block away and just blazes a full clip at them. There was NO ONE near their stores.

Try this....don't rob a liquor store anywhere...unless the prospect of red-hot pieces of metal entering your body at supersonic speeds is really appealing.

silvurna wrote:Try this....don't rob a liquor store anywhere...unless the prospect of red-hot pieces of metal entering your body at supersonic speeds is really appealing.

Or red-hot pieces of man-love entering your anus at supersonic speeds, assuming you get caught.

the_ouskull

This is just another example of the evils caused by rampant lesbianism in schools.

Sin,

Tom Coburn, dumbfuck.

Lesbianism...? Hell no. If it's in S.E. Oklahoma, they're going to the bathroom two at a time so that one can stand watch while the other one smokes rocks. If they're about to get caught, they start making out to make whoever caught them throw-up long enough for them to get away.

the_ouskull

RadioFan wrote:This is just another example of the evils caused by rampant lesbianism in schools.

Sin,

Tom Coburn, dumbfuck.

I guess the girls are getting frustrated 'cause the boys seem more interested in cows and sheep.

Or robbing liquor stores for the "thrill" of maybe being shot ... twice.

But you're right Mikey, we need to get these girls closer to nature. I'm against pork, but I'm sponsoring a bill increasing funding for 4-H programs.

-- Tom Coburn, social service provider.

That's pretty extreme just to get a NoCal/Indytard reset if you ask me

Good grief, skully...

Wife of liquor store owner shoots robber

...That's strong.