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Mace wrote:Who the fuck irons the bill of their cap?

I call bullshit on the "blocking the lights, seeing the plate better" crap. He's just plain weird. Weird enough that he ought to be a lefty.

Mace

i call bullshit on the whole flat-brimmed fad going around again, promoted by cookie cookie sabathia and coco crisp in their indians days. and fuck this "like new out of the box" bullshit. you're a fucking baseball player, dirty it up a little bit.

I think the dude is just strange...with the hat and the socks and the little peek-a-boo.
In fact I think he's probably queer.

What do you think Roach?
You seem to have a well developed sense of fashion.

:wink:

Mace wrote:Who the fuck irons the bill of their cap?

I call bullshit on the "blocking the lights, seeing the plate better" crap. He's just plain weird. Weird enough that he ought to be a lefty.

Mace

he use to wear glasses and couldn't wear the hat brim bent with glasses on.

any other theories, tough guy?

He may have been going for the David Ruffin look.

Mace wrote:Lots of players wear glasses, dumbass, but you don't see them wearing a flattop cap.

Leon Durham ain't playin' no more, Cubfan. Try again.



As usual, I'm only here to point out the facts. Cubfan with a long history of failure and piss-smelling venue can only dream up something to hang his curved hat on. I guess there will be one more entertaining aspet to Cubs baseball next year for all those within earshot of Lou Pinella's tirades.

e wrote:chad cordero of the nationals wears his the same way. it's a latin/black thing. i see that a lot around here. it's pretty stupid looking and i'm sure it originated in some penal institution like most urban styles did but that's who some people choose to model themselves after.

Yeah I'm surprised he's not sporting high waist baggy pants, a long coat and 4 foot gold watch chain.

e wrote:it's a latin/black thing.

Good god. I was wondering how much longer I was gonna have to scroll before someone "got it."

Some of you should really try to get out of the house more than once a week.

Hey, why does that funny-looking guy have gold teeth? Does he really think he can chew his food better?

Sin,

99% of this board

Mace wrote:How'd the Cardinal season series come out against the "failures playing in that piss smelling venue"?

Cardsfan wrote: Boy. What the fuck is wrong with the Cards that they lost to the lowly Cubs?

~pause for two seconds~

Oh well. At least we're going to the playoffs again and haven't had a 80 year stint between WS victories. Poor dumb Cubfan don't know no better

Mace wrote:Good god. Did you think this thread was some kind of search for the correct answer? This is a smackboard. Maybe someday you'll "get it". :roll:

Mace

Yup, this is a smack board. And I'm smacking you for not "getting it." See how that works?

Dumbass.

Mace wrote:Oh, I know how it works, dipshit, and smacking a little fun at Cardfan so we can see some of them ('sup Bizzaro) gettin' the red ass is part of it.

Hey, go ahead and "pile on" CardinalFan all you want. I'm not here to stop you. And as a CubFan, I'm sure that'll work out rrrrrrreal well for you.

~chuckle~


I'm just here to run my own smack how I see fit. If you've got a problem with that I'll let you sort it out.

You see, MGO, the Cubs kicked the shit out of the Cards in their season long series this year

Well whooooopty-fucking-doo for you and your little Cubbies. You beat them in a few regular season games? Yipppeee!

This would be like Jess claiming BODE because he got to cop a feel on a hottie, when the other guy actually got to nail her.

cubs fan: hahaha, we own you bitches, we beat you head to head for another season.


standings:

STL -




CHI 25 back



cubs fan is now worse than the royal tards who claim bode from 1985 Their only joy is beating the cards head to head, not making the playoffs, beating the cardinals, and getting a chance at a World Series. I have some respect for Cubs fan, they pack it in for weekly day games, while their owners put out shit product after shit product, then fire the only managers that had a chance to win. But their idiocy is laughable, what next, cubby bear(bar) beats paddio's??? Man up, give a shit about where your team finishes, not who they beat. see it used to be fun with blackhawk fan, but even their shittyness has ruined the riovalry, even when blues are bad, they own hawks(oh yeah, shit blues team is 2-0 against hawks so far) it isnt even fun watching hawk fan get beat up by the SLPD anymore. It is sad.

Who's pitching for the Cubs tonight? Oh wait...

(Best of luck to Tram in Chi-town)

yeah, being a blues fan has been so easy for st.louis hockey fans.



25 straight years in playoffs and not 1 stanley cup bid. fucking great



then watching a tribuneish owner dismantle the franchise, having franchise almost move in middle of night, etc.

Did Mace just run "Uhhh, errrrrrr, you suck because you wouldn't have the balls to root for a sucky team" smack?

Talk about reaching new levels of desperation. Not that CubFan hasn't pioneered that concept.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Did Mace just run "Uhhh, errrrrrr, you suck because you wouldn't have the balls to root for a sucky team" smack?

Talk about reaching new levels of desperation. Not that CubFan hasn't pioneered that concept.

Apparently he's never heard of a little team known as the Detroit Lions.

Anybody find it odd that you just don't bend a golf hat? You might give a slight bend, but you don't go little league on it either. I played with this guy once who put some type of NASCAR bends to his golf hat. He couldn't play for shit, but that isn't the point. The points on his golf hat was the problem. I think on the 8th tee I quietly told him, "Son, you just don't bend a golf hat." When we finished that nine he said to me, "Thanks, see ya next time."

You just don't bend a golf hat.

Rip City

Mace wrote:You know, it's been 98 years since the Cubs won a WS and I'm wondering if we'll have to wait that long for you to come up with some real smack on this board. My guess is that the Cubs will be World Champions before that ever happens.

You raced back to your keyboard to edit in that?



I don't know what's more hilarious: the fact you thought that was clever to begin with, or that you actually felt compelled to return to this thread just to submit it. I guess the light bulb even appears for the creatively inept, 'cept the light burns just a tad dimmer for you dolts.

"Uhhh, errrr, your smack sucks so bad, it sucks about as bad as MY team! Ha! So there!"

Biting shit, right there.

Here's the deal, old man...I can only genuinely hope I never achieve the abilities you feel are worthy of "real smack." That means I'd be regressing, mentally, and would only appeal to the likes of really dumb children...like if Crown, IB, and the bleacher section at Wrigley field all got together and fornicated. Any man who proudly sports penis stimulators in his av is probably a man I'm not yearning to impress.

I do appreciate your concern, though, on some level. I'm not all too worried about my "abilities" here, but if you are, and you need some reassurance, then go ahead...ask around.

I'm kind of a big deal around here.

Mgo is the new Dinsdale?

Just to clarify, is it the U & M or U & U?

Mace wrote:I have to wonder how many of you Cardinal fans would still be rooting for your team if your organization had the same history as the northsiders.

Murphy's Bleachers.
Waveland party.
Those are the things that keep Cubfan coming back. Not baseball, but the spectacle of a Cubs game. The game is actually incident.

If the Cards sucked for as long as the Cubs, St. Louis wouldn't be a baseball town. Jack Buck would have left before Harry, and Stan Musial would be even more forgotten.

No, I'm simply asking how it feels to lose to the....how'd you put it......shit product?

It sucked. Until the next series began.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I'm kind of a big deal around here.

I chortled.

Nice bump.

You needed two days to craft that?

Mace wrote:It took that long for me to stop laughing about you being "a big deal around here". That was a killer.

Heh.

I know a few people got that reference. That made it well worth it.