MERRIMAN's a roider! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:07 am

Check ESPN News.

What a fraud.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:10 am

I'm laughing because I can't cry anymore.

trev · Post by **trev** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:10 am

Actually, I was kidding.

I'm disappointed. Very.

But I went to my last NFL game a few weeks back.

More on that later.

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:21 am

I can see what that little dance after a sack is supposed to simulate now. He's pretending he's getting an injection of bull testosterone.

What a fraudulent dumbfuck. Shawne Boston is the man!

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:57 am

fuckin cheater

Glad this happened to Schittenheimer. hopefully this is the beggining of their downfall.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:17 am

If this is true I hope they dump his ass.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:58 am

You are a fucking dimwit.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:05 am

I'm pretty sure there aren't any other 'roiders in the NFL.

stuckinia · Post by **stuckinia** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:15 am

poptart wrote:I'm pretty sure there aren't any other 'roiders in the NFL.

Of course there are, but what makes it a big deal is that SD has marketed their D around this cheater. He runs his mouth and struts his Mr. t ass around after every minor play only to be shown as a fucking cheating bitch. The NFL should make roids accepted or we should continue to mock these tools.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:21 am

I accepted that the NFL is a 'roid league a long time ago, and I don't give half a piss about 'marketing' strategies, etc.
Who gives a fuck ... ?
And a lot of guys strut around and act like jerk offs.
Merriman is one of many.

Go ahead and mock him if that's your thing.

None of us know who is or isn't 'roiding.
Maybe half of Oakland's roster is on the juice.
I don't know.

Prolly not though, or they woudn't play like 8 yr old girls.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:27 am

Prolly more hemorhoids then steroids on the Raiders.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:11 pm

poptart wrote:I accepted that the NFL is a 'roid league a long time ago, and I don't give half a piss about 'marketing' strategies, etc.
Who gives a fuck ... ?
And a lot of guys strut around and act like jerk offs.
Merriman is one of many.

Go ahead and mock him if that's your thing.

None of us know who is or isn't 'roiding.
Maybe half of Oakland's roster is on the juice.
I don't know.

Prolly not though, or they woudn't play like 8 yr old girls.

I'm sure the team playing in the home of BALCO has a few roiders. My guess is that when the media went snooping around BALCO, the Raiders on the client list weren't recognized as professional athletes.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 pm

Shawn "Roids Out" Merriman. Yep that's what I'll be calling him the rest of his career.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:01 pm

I just heard about it on the radio this morning...was it confirmed he was nailed with steroids? Shaun Rogers was busted last week but it was allegedly for an illegal substance in a supplement he took curb his eating habits.

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:17 pm

It's always going to be a failed test from something said player took for some other problem. Welcome to the modern day sports athcheat.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:19 pm

"But the doctor told me it was Cheerios."

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:21 pm

I'm sure it was just flaxseed oil.

sin

Raider Loco · Post by **Raider Loco** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:30 pm

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:41 pm

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^

VERRAH eloquent.

Not quite as eloquent as this masterpiece.

Paul shit's the bed. Again.

Ever get tired of being a complete fucking idiot?

the_ouskull · Post by **the_ouskull** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:19 am

Sorry to interrupt this cripple fight...

l to r: K.C, R.J.

...but, RE: the thread. It's not like this guy isn't talented, juice or not. He's also young. He's got a chance to overcome this and become Giambi instead of Bonds.

Still though, he should have hired Johnny Cochran.

Dead? Really?

Ah well, he's fucked then... So are the Chargers. Aren't they down to like 1 active linebacker and a few fat safeties off of waivers?

the_ouskull

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:25 pm

If these guys had any brains they wouldn't let anybody else's taint get anywhere near their supplements.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 8:05 pm

Whether he's guilty or he had bogus supplements (still guilty, these guys know what they are putting in their bodies) should he appeal and continue to play or just get on with the suspension now. My thoughts were that if he were to sit out now the D would be pretty fucked with Philips and Olshansky also out for at least another few weeks. At least with the appeal he can still play until Philips and Olshansky return. In two weeks when either one or both come back drop the appeal and serve the suspension.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:27 am

Just another example of white ownership trying to oppress a black player.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:45 am

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:48 am

atomicdad wrote:My thoughts were that if he were to sit out now the D would be pretty fucked with Philips and Olshansky also out for at least another few weeks. At least with the appeal he can still play until Philips and Olshansky return. In two weeks when either one or both come back drop the appeal and serve the suspension.

Yep.

Doesn't matter that he was a cheating rule breaker. The only thing that matters is how this suspension can somehow be delayed by appeal to where it's the least damaging to the Blots chances of winning.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:51 am

trev wrote:

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?

Does that pic make you hot, trev?

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:54 am

Wags, this is an NFL board, not a place for that kind of talk.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:09 am

No shit.

Get your groove on elsewhere rather than posing a pic of your fantasy stud flesh.

Then again, I'll bet the faggot who started this thread is fairly drooling right now.

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:11 am

Wags, chill out. I don't like pointy heads, tattos or the boxer short sticking out look.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:15 am

A 'tatted, gloved, sweaty, stinky, roided, ignorant yamika-wearing Blot douchebag.

Fuck him.

Nixhex · Post by **Nixhex** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:48 pm

poptart wrote:

A 'tatted, gloved, sweaty, stinky, roided, ignorant yamika-wearing Blot douchebag.

Fuck him.

Substitue Raider for Blot and product for yamika and you pretty much described James.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:56 pm

trev wrote:

His physique looks toned but not all that roided up.

Yes?

The pic indicates a poor diet, not a lack of steroids. Muscle and body fat can coexist. The NFL limit for testosterone is 500% of normal male levels. If you somehow manage to exceed even that insanely high limit, you're on the juice.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:01 pm

Mikey wrote:If these guys had any brains they wouldn't let anybody else's taint get anywhere near their supplements.

....and therein lies the solution! simplistic, yet effective.