T1B

here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

That suit makes you look fat.


Wait,,no,,sorry its your face.

Be gentle?

You're a sucker for punishment, Jess.

You're gonna' get piled on unmercifully by chumps who have way less courage than you.

I hope you had fun at the re-union. By the stupid, self-satisfied, smug look on your fat face, I'd say that you did.

Props.

Two things that jumped off the page for me...

1. The chick that's dressed like a whore in the background on the left (brushing back hair, fuck me boots, mini skirt & shiny red shirt).

2. Dressing from the Thrift Shop's haute couture line of clothing sure as hell does nothing to lessen your slob persona. I'm not saying you need to buy a $1500 suit but at least get one that fits. I'm sure it's hard buying clothes if you're 5'4" and tubby but I'd like to see a little more effort out of you, Jess.

As long as you had a good time son.

Dude...are you storing acorns for the winter in those cheeks or something?

Egads.

Jess almost has that Family Guy testicle chin look.

Bitch on his right is going after it hard enough that she didn't even bother setting her beer down for the pic.

And even with her spending the eveing chasing the buzz, I'm betting Jess still don't know what her pussy smells like.

Jess, the only shot you have at getting laid at a function like that (or any other function, for that matter), is to bring a mountain of cocaine.

Your chin looks like it's trying to seceed from your body.

actually I did have a great time I was the star of the party, everyone had seen all my commericals, movies, etc. It was nice going from being one of the most picked on to one of the more popular.

"Nobody's really sure what happened to Waldo."

Rack you, Jess, for your triumphant return.

"Nobody's really sure what happened to Waldo."

:twisted:

jtr wrote:actually I did have a great time I was the star of the party, everyone had seen all my commericals, movies, etc. It was nice going from being one of the most picked on to one of the more popular.

10-year reunion, Jess?

Assuming so (notwithstanding one of your apparant teachers, on the left of you), and with a little training from RJ, you'll be a God by the time the 20-year-reunion rolls around. But unless you've got the number of the chick with the fuck me boots and can PM it to me, well ... no more life knowledge until then.

Btw, did you at least invite everybody there to come log on to T1B so they could get plungered?

RadioFan wrote:

jtr wrote:actually I did have a great time I was the star of the party, everyone had seen all my commericals, movies, etc. It was nice going from being one of the most picked on to one of the more popular.

10-year reunion, Jess?

Assuming so (notwithstanding one of your apparant teachers, on the left of you), and with a little training from RJ, you'll be a God by the time the 20-year-reunion rolls around. But unless you've got the number of the chick with the fuck me boots and can PM it to me, well ... no more life knowledge until then.

Btw, did you at least invite everybody there to come log on to T1B so they could get plungered?

there's more of her and others at the site of the photographer for the event, I just right clicked and saved 2 of the 3-5 that I am in, none of thier names are on the site.

WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

Way to sport the photo ID, Jess.

As if you were going to stroll in as Mr. Inconspicuous.

Speaking of cheeks, your pal on the right looks like he had walnuts surgically implanted into his cheekbones....


I'd do blondie on the left in a minute.....

The Seer wrote: I'd do blondie on the left in a minute.....

Rack your incredible stamina.

jtr wrote:there's more of her and others at the site of the photographer for the event

So link us up and stop screwing around.

Btw, you didn't answer my question, re: T1B. Did you at least write "T1B" on one of your cards for the aspiring "actresses?"

They are almost all either married, with someone, and some are expecting children while one alumni was married and with three kids for 7 of the last 10 yrs.

Link

RadioFan wrote:
Btw, you didn't answer my question, re: T1B. Did you at least write "T1B" on one of your cards for the aspiring "actresses?"

Enough! Jesus you're a fuckin' dork!

You're the dork that taps on my shoulder asking... "Hey, do you think she'll sleep with me"???

"Do you really think so"???

"I mean"............

Shut the fuck up!!! Dweeb!

Good job outing yourself, dipshit.

JTR- start posting the pics of the guys who bullied you around in high school and update us as to their status. Have any of them reached the level of stardom that you have?

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

^^^^^^exactly what I was wanting to know.

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Well, if that's the same chick that I pointed out from before, shame on me for not seeing the goods before jumping to conclusions. Jess, tell her that future photos of her should be taken from behind, at a far distance and with poor lighting. Fooled all of us.

The horrah.

Eaglebauer wrote:

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

^^^^^^exactly what I was wanting to know.

Just a slut tag errr tatoo.

BSmack wrote:

Eaglebauer wrote:

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

^^^^^^exactly what I was wanting to know.

Just a slut tag errr tatoo.

Whatever it is, it's alive.
:shocked:
It's on hte middle of her neck in another pic.

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Rack that rack. ;)

Eaglebauer wrote:

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

^^^^^^exactly what I was wanting to know.

It's not there in other pics on the "Link" JTR put in later.

She is a cutie.

jtr wrote:here are a couple pictures, be gentle.

Question: Name two imaginary lines that span the circumference of a globe...the first is...you guessed it...JtR's belt.

Jebus Jess, did you sleep in that suit the night before?

http://www.takeourpicture.com/cgi-bin/c ... bum_event=

Picture 1.

Holy doppleganger. Dude sussed around Toledo, Pittsburgh and it seems, parts of the West Coast.


There is...anotherm.

Dinsdale wrote:Bitch on his right is going after it hard enough that she didn't even bother setting her beer down for the pic.

BWAHAHA,thats what I thought too. That pic will be used against her someday when she runs for office,...for having the happy drunk eyes and beer,not for standing next to Jess.

http://www.takeourpicture.com/cgi-bin/c ... bum_event=

Some folks call it a Kaiser blade...

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

She claims it's a clump of dirt, but anyone with a shred of common sense knows it's pine-tar...she's been doctoring balls.


Jess -- me and mine have this insult we occasinally use on each other...it goes "dude, you couldn't get laid at a high school reunion full of drunk chicks."

Sure, 90% are married, engaged, have litters of puppies and living off child support...the other 10% are looking to give knobbers in the parking lot.


Of course I was rudely 86'ed from my 10-year...but that's another story. It was certainly worth all of the smack I leveled towards those dirty soc's from HS, though. I was rather epic, if I do say so myself. "Yeah, I remember you now....I never liked you...don't ever speak to me again, or I'll drag you out to the parking lot for an asskicking you won't soon forget, asshole."

Because I'm kinda classy like that.

TenTallBen wrote:WTF is that thing on that chick's left tit?

Moron photog had some crap on his lens. That thing jumps all around. A couple of guys got it right on their mugs.

DELSDAD wrote: Moron photog had some crap on his lens. That thing jumps all around. A couple of guys got it right on their mugs.

Uhm...yeah....IT WAS CRAP ON THE LENS!!!!!!

Sin,
Kenny Rogers

Over there is Terry Auerback, he was captain of the swim team.

That's Carl Phillips, he was editor of the Daily Faberian...

&RACK! Fester

Nice job mixing in:

1. A iron

2. A belt

3. A jacket that fits

4. A hairbrush.