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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:18 pm
by Dinsdale
Looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Oh wait...you meant the green one?
Not sure.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:19 pm
by Dinsdale
BTW -- is that Russ bumping around in the wannabe gangsta gear on the right?
It takes a special kind of someone to be sporting their whiteboy gangsta getup to the pumpkin patch.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:19 pm
by pron
Is that you R-Jack? :o
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:23 pm
by Cuda
Dinsdale wrote:BTW -- is that Russ bumping around in the wannabe gangsta gear on the right?
It takes a special kind of someone to be sporting their whiteboy gangsta getup to the pumpkin patch.
Whose right, ours, or R-Jack's?
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:23 pm
by Dinsdale
Just please tell us you purchased that thing, RJack?
Get the OL all liquored up, and keister the bitch with it. Get her all horned up, get her laid out nekked, and start screaming some really nasty, hateful shit like...
"You know you want this...this...THING up your ass, YOU GOURD LOVING WHORE!!!!!!!!!"
You know....just to add a little spice in the bedroom.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:25 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote:
It's Vacaville. Next
I've been to Vacaville...say no more. Agrigangstas are scary.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:27 pm
by Cuda
Dinsdale wrote:Just please tell us you purchased that thing, RJack?
Get the OL all liquored up, and keister the bitch with it. Get her all horned up, get her laid out nekked, and start screaming some really nasty, hateful shit like...
"You know you want this...this...THING up your ass, YOU GOURD LOVING WHORE!!!!!!!!!"
You know....just to add a little spice in the bedroom.
And, of course, don't forget to post pics
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:42 pm
by pron
That pic is begging to be wytched. :P
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:56 pm
by Cicatrix
I think that pic is the new glass dick.
Re: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:58 pm
by Invictus
R-Jack wrote:
Re: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:03 pm
by Kansas City Kid
R-Jack wrote:I just had one question
What kind of pumpkin is this?
Put on a SPEEDO and jam that thing in there before your next beach visit. Just remember to wear it in the FRONT this time!
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:04 pm
by Uncle Fester
It's a birdhouse gourd.
Dry it, drill about a 1 inch hole near the bottom, shake out the innards and hang it from a tree.
Or if you're M2, you hang some galvanized pipes off the bottom and charge $60.00 for it at a craft fair.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:11 pm
by Invictus
R-Jack wrote:The Nut Tree.
Is there a subsidiary here in St. Louis?
sincerely,
clon
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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:13 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote:The Nut Tree.
Isn't that right on the side of I-80?
I've driven by that place a bunch of times, and never once had the urge to stop.
Props on falling for your local tourist trap that even out-of-staters won't go to.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:36 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Dinsdale wrote:Looks like a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.
Oh wait...you meant the green one?
Not sure.
Rack! That has me giggling like a stoned high school kid for some reason.
Rack Daddy R-Jack for subjecting himself to the likes if us.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:04 pm
by AJ
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:
That has me giggling like a stoned high school kid for some reason.
Speaking of which, that gourd looks like it would make a good bong.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
R-Jack wrote:$275 for ten kids. Fuck that.
How much for just a couple?
Sincerely,
Diego
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:58 am
by socal
Did the cow enjoy the help you gave her over the fence?
Re: So I took my family to the pumpkin patch.
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:19 am
by Nishlord
R-Jack wrote:I just had one question
What kind of pumpkin is this?
That
definately falls into the 'Treat' category.
Sincerely,
Cuda