T1B

A friendly pastime game among buddies




"What's this?...three full-houses in a row?..following two flushes and four fucking eights!!"





"Why...these cards are MARKED!!"





After the smoke clears, the bodies dragged off, coffins ordered, the Gambler explains how he had somehow incurred some "dirt"

the Cards are sitting on a pair...the dirty hand is old news. The win this evening makes LaRussa look really good for being so polite about it all.

I know that soil,known as dirt to you non-rural types is an unknown thing,but it tends stick to your hands when hands are exposed to it. Whats a pitcher to do, carry a wet-nap?

What's that got to do with the fucking Jews and the Israeli nazi state?

Nothing... just another Felicetroll being outed is all

-And where's the part about "wakey wakey?"

Trampis wrote:it tends stick to your hands when hands are exposed to it

It tends to stick when one has pine tar on his hand.

Looks to me like the Tigers need to invest in some 2-ply, he blew clean through the 1-ply during his pre-game shit. Makes perfect sense, every other time a pitcher is question the umps will check it out pretty closley. The homeplate ump started to the mound, caught a whiff and told him to go clean himslef up.
End of story.

C'mon, Cueball, that ump scrutinized the Gambler's paw about as closely as a Mexican government official checking for possible bribes in his department. In fact, that cursory, utterly perfuctory examination of the situation by blue was straight out of a Buster Keaton skit. Or was it more like the 9/11 Commission? With Lee Hamilton as umpire when pressed to inquire into the galling FAA incompetence that day, saying apologetically, "Well, if you find any irregularities, take care of them on your own, and don't get back to me."

Now, what really happened?

The Gambler usually swipes on the pine--then wipes off most of it, so it doesn't show, but is still there (I don't know if you guys ever play ball or come into contact with pine tar, but it's nasty shit that doesn't simply wash off, etc.). Well, this time he somehow forgot to PRE-WIPE his tar, leaving the entire smear right there for all to see. What a hoot!

Go Tigers!!

(ie, fuck Suppan and his moronic anti-stem-cell ad he participated in--and which will air during this evening's game)