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$285.60

w00t!

$760.60

That quiz made me feel old.

$430.10. And I'm considerably older than Crown, R-Jack or Prime X.

Guess I haven't been quite as bad as I thought.

$750.60. I checked and re-checked the list, but I can't top PrimeX. Probably due to those same-sex questions they had in there.

That's a lie. I didn't score on those. The $80 question was with the womens!

And I only did that once until it got all squishy. Then I was "WHY IS IT GETTING ALL SQUISHY!?" and I bathed.

500.00

Though I'm not sure about a few of those getting drunk, passing out and not remembering nights.

PrimeX wrote:That's a lie. I didn't score on those. The $80 question was with the womens!

And I only did that once until it got all squishy. Then I was "WHY IS IT GETTING ALL SQUISHY!?" and I bathed.

What did Patsy do while you were bathing?

Plus I did like $150.60 of those all in one night.

I was in a gang.

BSmack wrote:

PrimeX wrote:That's a lie. I didn't score on those. The $80 question was with the womens!

And I only did that once until it got all squishy. Then I was "WHY IS IT GETTING ALL SQUISHY!?" and I bathed.

What did Patsy do while you were bathing?

The red dot on her forehead would not allow that.

BSmack wrote:500.00

Though I'm not sure about a few of those getting drunk, passing out and not remembering nights.

To come out with an even dollar amount means you’ve never kissed some one who's name you didn't know, and never peed in Mikey’s pool. Makes the $500 part a little hard to buy.

-$20.00

Sin,
Van

R-Jack wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:$430.10. And I'm considerably older than Crown, R-Jack or Prime X.

Guess I haven't been quite as bad as I thought.

For what it's worth, I doubt I will have the chance to build up my score. I'm still working on the 80 pointer though.

There's at least the opportunity to add thirty points, if you didn't include them already:

Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

And I guess I could add another $20 to my score if I decided to call my wife my best friend. But I don't think that's what that question was getting at.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:500.00

Though I'm not sure about a few of those getting drunk, passing out and not remembering nights.

To come out with an even dollar amount means you’ve never kissed some one who's name you didn't know, and never peed in Mikey’s pool. Makes the $500 part a little hard to buy.

Fair enough. I guess it's 500.50

Can't recall ever kissing someone who's name I didn't know. Can I get points for that?

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:500.00

Though I'm not sure about a few of those getting drunk, passing out and not remembering nights.

To come out with an even dollar amount means you’ve never kissed some one who's name you didn't know, and never peed in Mikey’s pool. Makes the $500 part a little hard to buy.

Fair enough. I guess it's 500.50

Can't recall ever kissing someone who's name I didn't know. Can I get points for that?

You should have points deducted. Good God, I’ve fucked women whose name I didn’t know till I saw it on the mailbox when I left the next morning.

Goober McTuber wrote:You should have points deducted. Good God, I’ve fucked women whose name I didn’t know till I saw it on the mailbox when I left the next morning.

Yea, but you were in Wisconsin. Here in New York we don't have to double bag our dates.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:You should have points deducted. Good God, I’ve fucked women whose name I didn’t know till I saw it on the mailbox when I left the next morning.

Yea, but you were in Wisconsin. Here in New York we don't have to double bag our dates.

I’ll let you in on a little secret, Bri, I’ve never gone hoggin’. Never been to bed woman that I’d be ashamed to be seen with. And if I had it do over again, I’d probably lower my standards just a tad and greatly increase the number of women I slept with.

Yes, it’s true that Wisconsin has its share of corn-fed farm girls and other assorted fatties. But there are plenty of height and weight proportional hotties to be found as well. Particularly if you nail ‘em young before they have a chance to fatten up. Besides, Madison is a college town. Plenty of women come here from the prettier states.

Anyone who doesn’t have the .50 as part of their total is a liar, and anyone that doesn’t have the .10 is a dork.

Some of these figures are just out of whack.

I don't see how pretty tame shit such as...

Given money to stripper -- $25

Or this...

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Could possibly be worth more than...

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Now, I'm not married, and have never been, so, correct me if I'm wrong here but if your OL finds out you and your boys rolled up to the titty bar one night, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the repercussions wouldn't be quite as severe as they would be if she walked in on you tagging her sister. Just a hunch.

Goober McTuber wrote:Anyone who doesn’t have the .50 as part of their total is a liar,

Not true. I wouldn't do it in my own pool, and I wouldn't do that to a friend either. A little self-control can go a long way.

and anyone that doesn’t have the .10 is a dork.

I will agree with this. A single New Years' Eve out ought to take care of the $.10.

I’ll let you in on a little secret, Bri, I’ve never gone hoggin’.

Now who's lying? All of us have been down that road at least once or twice, if not entirely of our own volition, then with the help of alcohol.

Terry, you never peed in a pool when you were a kid? Well, props to you, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

And no, Terry, I wasn’t lying about never going hoggin’. I’ve always had a serious aversion to fat chicks. Not necessarily a Rack Fu-level aversion, but I never got drunk enough to bring home a chick that out-weighed me. I never had to. Obviously, you did.

$405.60

$385.60

Goober McTuber wrote:Terry, you never peed in a pool when you were a kid? Well, props to you, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

And no, Terry, I wasn’t lying about never going hoggin’. I’ve always had a serious aversion to fat chicks. Not necessarily a Rack Fu-level aversion, but I never got drunk enough to bring home a chick that out-weighed me. I never had to. Obviously, you did.

Hoggin and ugly are not mutualy inclusive. Plenty of skinny ugly out there.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Some of these figures are just out of whack.

I don't see how pretty tame shit such as...

Given money to stripper -- $25

Or this...

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Could possibly be worth more than...

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Now, I'm not married, and have never been, so, correct me if I'm wrong here but if your OL finds out you and your boys rolled up to the titty bar one night, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the repercussions wouldn't be quite as severe as they would be if she walked in on you tagging her sister. Just a hunch.

Agreed as to your general point, although I really don't want to find out what the repercussions would be as to either one, now that I'm married.

Having said that, as to this

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

I wouldn't quite characterize that as "pretty tame," given the potential consequences. Ever seen the movie Parenthood? On a more serious and somber note, as a ND fan, I'm aware that one of the rumors surrounding Jeff Alm's death was that that was precisely what was going on between Alm and his (male) friend immediately preceding the accident which killed his friend and resulted in Alm's suicide.

One of the categories I said no to, and I wouldn't try it -- at least not unless both I and the other person involved were passengers.

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Terry, you never peed in a pool when you were a kid? Well, props to you, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

And no, Terry, I wasn’t lying about never going hoggin’. I’ve always had a serious aversion to fat chicks. Not necessarily a Rack Fu-level aversion, but I never got drunk enough to bring home a chick that out-weighed me. I never had to. Obviously, you did.

Hoggin and ugly are not mutualy inclusive. Plenty of skinny ugly out there.

I’d put the worst I ever did at a 6 out 10. You know, just slightly better looking than your wife.

Goober McTuber wrote:Terry, you never peed in a pool when you were a kid? Well, props to you, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Maybe when I was two years old or thereabouts. I obviously don't remember that point in my life.

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Terry, you never peed in a pool when you were a kid? Well, props to you, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

And no, Terry, I wasn’t lying about never going hoggin’. I’ve always had a serious aversion to fat chicks. Not necessarily a Rack Fu-level aversion, but I never got drunk enough to bring home a chick that out-weighed me. I never had to. Obviously, you did.

Hoggin and ugly are not mutualy inclusive. Plenty of skinny ugly out there.

I’d put the worst I ever did at a 6 out 10. You know, just slightly better looking than your wife.

Real fucking creative Goobs. Got pics?

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote: Hoggin and ugly are not mutualy inclusive. Plenty of skinny ugly out there.

I’d put the worst I ever did at a 6 out 10. You know, just slightly better looking than your wife.

Real fucking creative Goobs. Got pics?

Of your wife? Naked? You need some?

l to r

Goober's date- Goober

Real fucking creative, Brian. :wink:

Sorry to have hit such a raw nerve regarding your wife.

Goober McTuber wrote:Real fucking creative, Brian. :wink:

Just playin down to the competition.

R-Jack wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: I don't see how pretty tame shit such as...
quote]Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Could possibly be worth more than...

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Well I did get head from my g/f back in the day in the back seat of her parents car.

Did I mention this was while her father was driving and mother riding shotgun.

That's gotta be worth something.

It's worth $25 according to this thread.

PrimeX,

We all know you were in a gang, but you're not allowed to add $10 for every time that you masturbated. Redo your total please.

I scored $300.00

BSmack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

BSmack wrote: Hoggin and ugly are not mutualy inclusive. Plenty of skinny ugly out there.

I’d put the worst I ever did at a 6 out 10. You know, just slightly better looking than your wife.

Real fucking creative Goobs. Got pics?

Typo - it's meant to read .6 out of 10 - Wisconsin style, ya know!
Oh, by the way $450.60

Phagorino, has anyone here told you that you’re a painfully humorless moron? Oh that’s right. Almost everyone has.

$450.60