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Dang, another U&L assault foiled

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:57 pm
by Dinsdale
WILSONVILLE, Ore. - Police are looking for the man who grabbed and groped a jogger in Wilsonville.
The woman told deputies she was running on Southwest Town Center Loop East, near Southwest Vlahos, when a man suddenly appeared in front of her. He says he wrapped his arm around her, grabbed her buttocks, and expressed a comment about her physical attributes.

The stunned woman managed to break partially free, and kick the man in the groin. As he doubled over in pain, the suspect muttered, "Nice Kick!"

While he was still in pain, the victim ran to her home and called police. She worked with deputies to create a sketch of the suspect. He's described as a white male, probably in his mid to late 20s, with a medium build and distictive red sideburns. Anyone with information should call the Clackamas County Sheriff's tip line at 503-723-4949.

Couldn't stop laughing when I read this.


I'm suprised he didn't bark off "can I have my $9?" on his way down.

Re: Dang, another U&L assault foiled

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:49 pm
by Rich Fader
Dinsdale wrote:I'm suprised he didn't bark off "can I have my $9?" on his way down.
:lol:

Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:15 pm
by The phantorino
He's described as a white male, probably in his mid to late 20s, with a medium build and distictive red sideburns
I bet his balls are close to that colour, too.

Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:19 pm
by smackaholic
dins, why are all the U&L rapists/hitmen/robbers so completely gameless? It's like an army of jesses moved to the U&L to take up lives of crime.