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Top 5 "White Trash" States?

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:15 am
by montinelevin
1. Kansas

2. Texas

3. Florida

4. Oklahoma

5. Alabama

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:19 am
by socal
I'm sure Colorado and Arkansas will soon chime in.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:22 am
by montinelevin
socal wrote:I'm sure Colorado and Arkansas will soon chime in.
:lol:


My bad... they could be top 5.

Military states and all.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:26 am
by Rack Fu
In no particular order...

South Carolina
Tennessee
Alabama
Mississippi
Florida

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:36 am
by socal
Hell, Cali has more WT ~cough~Riverside~cough than a good ~cough~San Bernardino~cough most of the previously mentioned ~cough~Victorville~cough~Vacaville~'sup R-Jack~cough~Clovis~'sup AP~cough states.

Damn cold.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:02 am
by The Assassin
Nevada is HIGHLY underrated when it comes to white trash and trailor parks.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:17 pm
by Felix
The Assassin wrote:Nevada is HIGHLY underrated when it comes to white trash and trailor parks.
ditto for Missouri......

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:22 pm
by Derron
We agree with all the above lists.

Sincerely,

Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma and West Virgina

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 3:41 pm
by Ken
Jsc810 wrote:~~~ whistles quietly and slowly walks away ~~~
Ummm, I think it was white trash. If you wanna talk 'bout states who's supermarkets shelves are 50% Orange soda and cheese puffs with the other half being stocked with welfare forms, then yeah, you're welcome to speak up.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:05 pm
by smackaholic
I really doubt there are any states lacking in white trash. White trash are about the most wide spread population there is. A better question would be which are the 5 least inflicted states. My choices are....

1. Alaska Not many people period. Tough place to survive and you can't wear the wife beater/watershoe PWT uniform for more than a few weks a year. Also, '83 monte carlos with bald tires don't fair well in the snow.

2. CT. PWT have pretty much been run out by the PRs and mvscals. Most remaining white folk are middleclass or higher.

3.Vermont A few farmers, ski bums, dork snorkling B&B owners and rich snob new yorkers. There are a few WT way up north on the canuck border.

4. Utah? Are there PWT mormons? Never heard of 'em.

5. Rhode Island Not much of anything, there. Even us CTres run small state smack on them.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:26 pm
by Dinsdale
The Assassin wrote:Nevada is HIGHLY underrated when it comes to white trash and trailor parks.
I've only been to a handful of states. Nevada is one of them (since it's a neighboring state, and all).

And damn...if you're not in Vegas or Reno...egads. Probably more Dirty Drunken Injuns than PWTs, but...just wow. But there's a reason that nobody cares that they drop prototype bombs and stuff all over the state...they can't fuck it up any worse.

Believe the Heupel wrote:And apparently you've never been to Oregon and Washington East of the Cascades.
I was wondering when that was going to come up. Rednecks, many...teeth, few.

smackaholic wrote:Alaska
I've never been to Alaska. But, if you want to meet Alaskans, you don't need to go to Alaska -- you just need to be in Oregon or Washington, and they'll come to you. Or, as my good buddy and his brother, who grew up in Alaska put it "At some point in an Alaskan's life, it comes time to leave Alaska for one reason or another. Travel from Alaska usually involves going to or through Seattle or Portland. Alaskans get to these cities, and say 'wow, it's just like Alaska, only warmer' ."

And my buddies tell the story of being small children in the poor family, and asking the question "so Dad, what are we having for dinner?"

Dad grabs a rifle, and says "the next thing that walks past that door, boys."

Yeah, no white trash there...

Honorable mention for any city in California that isn't on the coast. I don't think easterners realize what a bastion of redneckism non-coastal California is.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:52 pm
by Katy
Derron wrote:We agree with all the above lists.

Sincerely,

Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma and West Virgina
RACK!

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:47 pm
by Adelpiero
florida,kentucky,illinois,georgia


some serious white trash in these states, especially illinois, you leave chicago, and it's mullets and greaseballs everywhere.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:50 pm
by Katy
e wrote:double that. i lived in kentucky for the longest eight months of my life. i made one good friend but left there 10 years ago and haven't been back.
I was born in Kentucky and left a fews years back. I moved to North Carolina (beautiful state) and shitty Indiana (nothing but corn fields and bad snow in the winters). Anywho, I'm back in Kentucky and I love it. People are pretty friendly.

Where were you in KY? I live in Northeastern KY currently.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:56 pm
by Katy
e wrote:central kentucky....e'town. about 30 minutes south of luvull
I live in a very small town....Ashland. I'm about 2 hours (depending on how fast I drive) from Lexy.

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 8:14 pm
by Mr T
No mention of Kentucky, Arkansas, West Virginia, and the number one of them all Miss....

This poll is garbage.

My top 5

1. Mississippi
2. West Virginia
3. Kentucky
4. Arkansas
5. Tennessee

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:28 pm
by Y2K
Arkansas..............The suburbs of Little Rock, Ft Smith, Ozarks? ding ding..winner

Nevada... as Dins said... see Fallon or Hawthorne

Idaho... a land of doublewides...see Cour de Alene, Post Falls, Sandpoint et. all. This is where FEMA will unload all the surplus trailers after the Arkainsawz Rednecks grab the ones with the least damage.

Indiana... take any exit off I-70 that isn't in Indianapolis..nuff said

Kentucky... they pride themselves on being rednecks...whatever

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:04 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
5 Tennessee
4 Indiana
3 Kentucky
2 Florida
1 Alabama

Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:18 pm
by The Assassin
As far as NV is concerned, you'll get a mighty good laugh when you are driving on a lonely road in the desert and then right in the middle of said desert you'll see 4 run down trailor parks and a rusty painted over school bus just sitting there.

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:34 pm
by Cuda
Y2K wrote:
Idaho... a land of doublewides...


Rack the Conducts reset

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:39 pm
by Smackie Chan
1. North Dakota
2. South Dakota
3. Wyoming
4. Nebraska
5. Montana

Not that I've spent any time in these states, but just thought they should get their props before this thread drops to page two.

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:18 pm
by Dinsdale
Y2K wrote:Nevada... as Dins said... see Fallon



Fallon...ohhhh, Fallon. I'll never forget Fallon. You don't want to run out of gas miles short of Fallon at 2AM.

The Assassin wrote:As far as NV is concerned, you'll get a mighty good laugh when you are driving on a lonely road in the desert and then right in the middle of said desert you'll see 4 run down trailor parks and a rusty painted over school bus just sitting there.


Let's not leave out the funniest part -- one of those traliers will be adorned with a bunch of neon lights, to indicate that it's a working brothel. And for those that have never driven through Nevada -- no, that's no joke. More brothels-in-trailers open at night than gas stations.

Re: Top 5 "White Trash" States?

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:19 pm
by patsy stone
I'm not sure Florida should be in the Top 5.* I AM sure Tennessee should be up there.







*Definitely in the top 10, though.

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:05 pm
by Rack Fu
There are more mobile homes in FL than any other state in the country... by a lot. FL's spot on any white trash list is more than well deserved.

Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:39 pm
by James
Rack Fu wrote:In no particular order...

South Carolina
I'm sorry, tomorrow I'll move the singlewide off of my dad's front yard.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:25 am
by Rack Fu
Believe the Heupel wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:There are more mobile homes in FL than any other state in the country... by a lot. FL's spot on any white trash list is more than well deserved.
I think Texas has that distinction nailed down by a pretty wide margin. Don't know about per capita, but Texas has a pretty significant overall population advantage on Florida.

I mean, I don't know that you can really call more mobile homes an "advantage," but you get what I'm saying.
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:01 am
by bbqjones
Believe the Heupel wrote:Something strikes me as odd that the two states that have the most mobile homes get hit with a lot of hurricanes.

whats so "odd:" about it?


something strikes me as odd, 99.7 percent of americans cannot point out oklahoma on a map.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:26 am
by patsy stone
Well just because someone lives in a mobile home doesn't mean they are white trash. Maybe it's a non-trashy person that's just on a tight budget. Maybe they like the look of mobility. Maybe buying a real home or condo is too much of a commitment for them. Mayyyybe they don't need a lot of space and are smart and save their money. Perhaps they want to live on the edge. Maybe they like evacuating during hurricane season. Maybe they just feel like living in seclusion in the woods away fron suburbia and normal society. Huh? What's so wrong with that?!?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:16 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Yeah.

And maybe the morbidly obese choose to be fat so they can save money on blankets.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:32 am
by montinelevin
patsy stone wrote:Well just because someone lives in a mobile home doesn't mean they are white trash. Maybe it's a non-trashy person that's just on a tight budget. Maybe they like the look of mobility. Maybe buying a real home or condo is too much of a commitment for them. Mayyyybe they don't need a lot of space and are smart and save their money. Perhaps they want to live on the edge. Maybe they like evacuating during hurricane season. Maybe they just feel like living in seclusion in the woods away fron suburbia and normal society. Huh? What's so wrong with that?!?
Get's it!!!

I owned a 3200 sq ft home in Houston... and I'll never do it again!

Fuck being a slave to property.

Patsy's a smart girl.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:15 pm
by fix
patsy stone wrote:Well just because someone lives in a mobile home doesn't mean they are white trash. Maybe it's a non-trashy person that's just on a tight budget. Maybe they like the look of mobility. Maybe buying a real home or condo is too much of a commitment for them. Mayyyybe they don't need a lot of space and are smart and save their money. Perhaps they want to live on the edge. Maybe they like evacuating during hurricane season. Maybe they just feel like living in seclusion in the woods away fron suburbia and normal society. Huh? What's so wrong with that?!?
You grew up living in a mobile home eh?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:14 pm
by Cicero
1 Mississippi
2 Louisiana
3 Alabama
4 W Va
5 Indiana

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:19 pm
by patsy stone
Otis wrote:
patsy stone wrote:Well just because someone lives in a mobile home doesn't mean they are white trash. Maybe it's a non-trashy person that's just on a tight budget. Maybe they like the look of mobility. Maybe buying a real home or condo is too much of a commitment for them. Mayyyybe they don't need a lot of space and are smart and save their money. Perhaps they want to live on the edge. Maybe they like evacuating during hurricane season. Maybe they just feel like living in seclusion in the woods away fron suburbia and normal society. Huh? What's so wrong with that?!?
You grew up living in a mobile home eh?
:lol: Nope.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:36 pm
by Mustang
Thge South doesn't have a monopoly.............WHITE TRASH IS UNIVERSAL. I've been to every state (and lived in a lot of them) except Hawaii and Alaska and seen some of the gnarliest dirt bags in Minnesota/Wisconsin/Pennsylvania/Oregon/Illinois/New Mexico/California/etc. The only thing different about Southern white trash is the drawl. Stupidity, poor fashion, incest, bad teeth, questionable hair styles, poorly maintained homes and vehicles, teen pregnancy, the list goes on...............happen everywhere.

Re: Top 5 "White Trash" States?

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:55 pm
by Trampis
Believe the Heupel wrote:
And apparently you've never been to Oregon and Washington East of the Cascades.
The trash you see has more of a brown hue. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:21 pm
by Dinsdale
Mustang wrote:I've seen some of the gnarliest dirt bags in Oregon

If you would have mentioned who you were, I would have bought you a beer.

Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 2:51 am
by Rack Fu
montinelevin wrote:
patsy stone wrote:Well just because someone lives in a mobile home doesn't mean they are white trash. Maybe it's a non-trashy person that's just on a tight budget. Maybe they like the look of mobility. Maybe buying a real home or condo is too much of a commitment for them. Mayyyybe they don't need a lot of space and are smart and save their money. Perhaps they want to live on the edge. Maybe they like evacuating during hurricane season. Maybe they just feel like living in seclusion in the woods away fron suburbia and normal society. Huh? What's so wrong with that?!?
Get's it!!!

I owned a 3200 sq ft home in Houston... and I'll never do it again!

Fuck being a slave to property.

Patsy's a smart girl.
Why be a slave to property when you can move to the most expensive city in the country and rent a place that crackheads would not even live in? A shithole of a place (remember we've seen the pics) that costs you twice the cash (and no equity) that your supposed 3200 sqft home in Houston did. That's a brilliant move in a lifetime of rock solid decisions on your part, mdouche. How you have unfortunately avoided Darwin's wrath is beyond me.