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Cicero's pregancy will have to wait until he finishes pledging Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

School officials investigating an apparent hazing ritual at a fraternity house on the University of Central Florida campus in which pledges were found in diapers, fairy wings and women's panties told Local 6 News that there is evidence that several of them may have been sexually assaulted.

Just another normal day in the frat houses.

Sincerely,

1960

SAE = Sleep And Eat

I once drank two bottles of champagne with a couple of girlies and wandered over to the SAE house in Madison at about 3:00 a.m. They had two gold cement lions in front of their house and my intention was to vomit all over them. I stood there for a while, waiting patiently, but never got sick. It was disappointing.

Another time, I crashed one of their rush parties and said I was from Iowa. I think I told them my major was "corn studies." It was kinda scary, because I only lived a block away and had they recognized me, I probably would have been beaten about the face and neck area. It wouldn't have been too bad, because at least I could have bled all over the dang lions.

Those lions mock me.