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We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:39 pm
by LTS TRN 2
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Think of this silly herd of stranded horses as the American public. They're stranded by KNEE-DEEP water. What's keeping them from acting? From simply charging into the shallow water and fording the narrow stretch to land?

Fear.

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The courage of any one of them to act is overridden by the herd's cumulative fear.

Just like in American society where we're assured on the minute by FOX News and Dick Cheney that we are AT WAR and evil Terrorists are trying to kill us and blow up our planes and institute gay marriage and higher taxes on folks making over $450,000 a year...

So too are we standing in a stupid herd, allowing the most incompetent administration in history run up colassal debt, trash America's reputation, and rob us blind--and shred the constitution...

But then...

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The herd is saved...sure, it wasn't easy, and it took a lot of outside help, but we Woke Up as a herd people on Nov. 7 and charged ashore...with Cheney and Rummy dead on the run!

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:07 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
TROTS = mercy killing

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:40 am
by LTS TRN 2
I'm comparing the whole American public to the herd, not just Dems. Perhaps horses are far too noble a beast, but I like happy endings. Like Rummy getting trampled, etc.

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:19 am
by Atomic Punk
I think LTARD 2 has horse cock envy after getting a whopping Republican... American facial.

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:29 am
by Y2K
Atomic Punk wrote:I think LTARD 2 has horse cock envy after getting a whopping Republican... American facial.
Ya have to have a lil pity for his situation, One would imagine life must be hard to understand after the Gelding.

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:33 am
by Atomic Punk
I think Diego would understand... along with his issues also.

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 6:21 am
by Gunslinger
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Image

Think of this silly herd of stranded horses as the American public. They're stranded by KNEE-DEEP water. What's keeping them from acting? From simply charging into the shallow water and fording the narrow stretch to land?

Fear.

]Image

The courage of any one of them to act is overridden by the herd's cumulative fear.

Just like in American society where we're assured on the minute by FOX News and Dick Cheney that we are AT WAR and evil Terrorists are trying to kill us and blow up our planes and institute gay marriage and higher taxes on folks making over $450,000 a year...

So too are we standing in a stupid herd, allowing the most incompetent administration in history run up colassal debt, trash America's reputation, and rob us blind--and shred the constitution...

But then...

Image

The herd is saved...sure, it wasn't easy, and it took a lot of outside help, but we Woke Up as a herd people on Nov. 7 and charged ashore...with Cheney and Rummy dead on the run!
*finishes laptop taking shit and goes to find something else better to do*

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:16 pm
by Rich Fader
I was going to say...what exactly does a Dutch horse do? Ingest marijuana plants and shrooms and then shit out bad takes?

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:47 pm
by BSmack
Rich Fader wrote:I was going to say...what exactly does a Dutch horse do? Ingest marijuana plants and shrooms and then shit out bad takes?
He was referring to the herd of horses in Holland that were trapped on an island by floodwaters and drawing a comparison between said horses and the average American. I wold not waste good chronic on a horse. But in Holland, maybe they do.

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 7:09 pm
by Mister Bushice
Gunslinger wrote:
*finishes laptop taking shit
Your laptop takes a shit every time you post.

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:54 am
by Gunslinger
Mister Bushice wrote:
Gunslinger wrote:
*finishes laptop taking shit
Your laptop takes a shit every time you post.
Exactly, this website is a toilet collecting shit.

Re: We Are All Dutch Horses Now!

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:59 am
by RadioFan
Gunslinger wrote:Exactly, this website is a toilet collecting shit.
The irony.