T1B

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers that she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
(1.) She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
(2.) She wanted to take in a real Rodeo. And,
(3.) She wanted to have sex with a real Texan.

When she returned, the other girls asked her how she fared. "let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over Mesquite, the taste is unbelievable!"
Then, I went to a real Rodeo. Talk about athletes, those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, jump off the horses, grab a bull by the horns and toss them to the ground. It's amazing!"
One girl asked her: "Tell us- did you have sex with a Texan?"

She replied: "Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I chickened out!

I thought this was a thread about Bevo...................

Says a lot about Tejas football when a New Yorker thinks of the rodeo first... :D

It also says a lot about Texicans when they wind up dipping into and getting a mouthful of whatever's inside that "condom."

the_ouskull

the_ouskull wrote:Says a lot about Tejas football when a New Yorker thinks of the rodeo first... :D

It also says a lot about Texicans when they wind up dipping into and getting a mouthful of whatever's inside that "condom."

the_ouskull