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2008 Democratic Nat'l Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and
Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M . Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan - Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Sean Penn - Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
Guantanamo Bay.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presents Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by
Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals-- John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

You mean post election day Glass Dick, don't you?

Nobody cares.

I copied and pasted this and sent it by email to my Liberal Buddy who always sends me Jokes
mostly anti- Republican..

He replied with a sarcastic tone..

at least it's better than what the Republicans would have...

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I think it is amazing how people respond when the shoe is on the other foot!!

I thought the Ted Kennedy line was priceless.

Politics are there to keep us amused!!
otherwise we'd kill ourselves wondering how these iodots stay in office and how much of our money they waste
..."in our name"!!