Ed bradley - Toast

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:32 pm

Just another "good" jigaboo, now

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:30 pm

I could never get past the earring he wore. It seemed kinda faggish.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:33 pm

i liked ed bradley. the toughest call now is for cbs to find another black reporter to interview michael jordan for the annual "how fucking rich and powerful MJ is and listen to him confess to blowing six figures on a hole of golf or a round of baccarat."

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:40 pm

Ed also had one of those lazy eyes. I thought maybe I had one of those 3D television screens or something. How much does it cost to have one of those lazy eyes realigned? Does the doctor just go in and pull one of the eyeball strings tighter on one side or what? My doctor has a lazy eye too, and half the time I forget which one it is. It freaks out my doc too as he'll try to get me to stare at his good eye but I'm defensive as I suspected he was staring at one of my balls with the lazy eye. Just a weird deal.

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ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:45 pm

Luther wrote:Ed also had one of those lazy eyes. I thought maybe I had one of those 3D television screens or something. How much does it cost to have one of those lazy eyes realigned? Does the doctor just go in and pull one of the eyeball strings tighter on one side or what? My doctor has a lazy eye too, and half the time I forget which one it is. It freaks out my doc too as he'll try to get me to stare at his good eye but I'm defensive as I suspected he was staring at one of my balls with the lazy eye. Just a weird deal.

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...never noticed that "lazy eye thing"...

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:45 pm

^^^^^
I forgot about Jack Elam--- he used it
for a career builder !!
My older son had a problem like that--we had him
get an operation-- I guess they just resect some muscle
tissue and all is well !!
Must be Ed was one of those many uninsured Americans that
I keep reading about.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:23 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:i liked ed bradley.

Yeah, he was from the "I don't really need to say or ask much, I can just sit here and scowl and look sophisticated" school of interviewing.

Iterviewee:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Ed Bradley:

more blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Bradley:

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:41 pm

Rack Mgo. Bradley was worthless and the Ty Willingham of reporters.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:13 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:Rack Mgo. Bradley was worthless and the Ty Willingham of reporters.

Plus he fucked that white woman that died years ago from that shit show he nogged on.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:05 pm

Me: Hi CBS, hey, do you remember the show that Ed Bradley nogged on with that white chick that he fucked?

CBS: Nogged?

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Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Yeah, he was from the "I don't really need to say or ask much, I can just sit here and scowl and look sophisticated" school of interviewing.

says the dipshit who professes to "only watch grown men throwing a ball around"?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:36 pm

You say that like it's bad.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:41 pm

Racist white muthafukkers..check this out.

Bradley's long career was marked with an assortment of honors: a Peabody award for a June 2000 report on Africans dying of AIDS, the Paul White Award the same year for his contribution to electronic journalism, a Damon Runyon Award in 2003 for career journalistic excellence.

He collected 19 Emmys, the most recent for a segment on the reopening of the racially motivated murder case of Emmett Till.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:43 pm

Racist white muthafukkers

Fuck off with that shit, douchebag.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:48 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Racist white muthafukkers
Fuck off with that shit, douchebag.

Well....that's what it is, man. Chill.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:53 pm

So I'm racist because I didn't like his interviewing skills? That's a bold statement. Getting into the habit of tossing about the racist blast so loosely really makes you look like an ignorant fool.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:53 pm

With the possible exception of Native Americans, there is NO bigger group of vile racists than the African American collective.

Don't even try and argue that FACT.

Sure, white America has more than its fair share of racists...but on a percentage basis?

Shut the fuck up, nog. Not even up for debate.

Clean your own backyard up before you start bitching about mine.

'Bout fucking tired of that shit. Perfectly acceptable in some people's minds to hate people based on skin color, but heaven fucking forbid if someone does it to them...that makes them a bad person.

Certainly one of the most egregious examples of "two wrongs make a right" you'll ever see.

The ball is clearly in the African Americans' court. What are you going to do with it? My guess is "keep reprezentin, YO," and when the glamour of the ghetto ain't what it's cracked up to be, blame a white person...better yet, ALL white people for...whatever it is you're bitching about now.

You want to start playing the grossly overplayed "you're a racist" card?

I'm game. Let's go.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:59 pm

Bobby42 wrote:
Well....that's what it is, man. Chill.

Instead of being a n***er and saying "yall'z is a bunch of racists muddafuggahs," why don't you call out those who posted racist comments, douche?

By my count, that would be Cuda, AP, and very-subtly Meds(guys who routinely call out "white trash"-btw).

Other than that, I believe he was getting "hated" on for being an annoying reporter, for looking faggy in an earring, and for having a lazy eye. Those aren't ethnic characteristics, dumbass.

But no...you just couldn't fucking resist, could you? Had to blame all the whities for what a percentage said.

Is this some shitty genetics, or did your parents raise you that way?

Because when I go to a predominately black area, the absolute vile treatment I recieve is disgusting. Yet, I don't call out ALL black people for the actions of a few...since that fairly well meets the very definition of "racism."

So...starting to see why your "cause" has become a joke, Racist42?

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:01 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:So I'm racist because I didn't like his interviewing skills? That's a bold statement. Getting into the habit of tossing about the racist blast so loosely really makes you look like an ignorant fool.

Shithead did I say you were a racist? Also, when have you read where I've had a habit of tossing about racist blasts?
The only thing that makes sense is the "ignorant fool" part.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:09 am

Bobby42 wrote:Shithead did I say you were a racist?

You made a blanket call out, fuckstain. At least stick to your guns if you're going to start tossing that term around.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:13 am

We already knew that Droopy42's dick shrivels up at the thought of a woman.

Apparently, his balls shrivel up at the idea of a flamewar.

And put yourself in others' shoes, Bobbo -- the only time this board EVER sees you is when you either C&P some really lame article with little commentary, and now to call out the board as "racists."

You see where someone might have a problem with that?

You started in on the callouts, now you're whining when you got called out back?

Fucking pussy.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:19 am

Dins, I'm not interested in this flame shit...just give us the lowdown on the Amtrak sports trip with the Ukrainian woman.

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Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:26 am

One thing seems clear...Dins has a thing about dicks.

Mgo, a "blanket call out?" Nah, it was sarcasm. Deal with it. Just like I've put up with all the "nig-nog" shit that's posted here.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:39 am

Whatever. Sounded to me like Droopy was calling out the whole board...always a good time, that. Wait...he was only calling out people of a certain ethnic group.

I was just kind of drooling over a throwback to the old SC3 days, when every now and then someone would call out the entire board, and hilarity generally ensued. Oh well...I tried.

Anyhoo, I thought I gave a brief recap of my Monday Night trip. I got a ride. Fuckers must be getting old, because us passengers didn't even start drinking until...hell, I don't know, close to Seattle. Didn't get there with enough time to tailgate properly, so we winged it and slammed a bunch of beers and ate sandwiches while we walked from the parking to the game...it was kind of mobile-tailgating. I went with a guy I used to work for, who is quite the character. Dude's an alcoholic, who drinks Budwesier and Budweiser ONLY...yeehaw, my favorite(not really). But, "when in Rome." Damn, I don't know how people drink that stuff. I know how I drink that stuff...rapidly, so as not to taste it. But it goes back to days of old, when I'd go on long road trips for work with the guy(and who knows, might again), and part of my subsitance deal was that all booze was provided(nice little fucking perk, that...especially considering how much I drink when sequestered in some lame town). In the bar, all was good. Away from the bar...it was Budweiser.

How's THAT for a bittersweet dilemma? "Here's all the BUDWEISER you can drink!" That's like telling a bunch of nymphomaniacs "all the dick you can handle," then sending them to JTR's house.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:41 am

Bobby42 wrote:Nah, it was sarcasm.

It'll be a good day when that one flies for whites, as well.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:43 am

mvscal wrote:Don't get me wrong, though, I'll still call the police if I see you in my neighborhood after dark and would never hire you for a job.

Oh, dear. Someone just went yard.

I guessed I missed the sarcasm too, since it's pretty rare to even see even a vague attempt at humor from Bobby(although when he does, he can be pretty funny).

I still think fucker should have come back with a serious beatdown...because that is how I roll(note clever use of sarcasm in the form of an "ebonics" phrase)

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:58 am

l to r: b42, mvscal

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:07 am

Jimmah, that ball is white and getting hit by a black golfer. Are you a racist too?

Bobby, remember I made you a m0d back in the day? Then they carried it over here to keep ypu people from bitching. There are a few that get the black jokes and taunts like brother Vic.

We are all belong to a smack board. BTW, although I like to banter with Dins, he's the most entertaining poster here. But that's racist also.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:14 am

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
l to r: b42, mvscal

Yeah, yeah..I know the form is so fukking bad. But, I was attacking the white (mvscal) ball.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:26 am

That's you swinging the club, Bobby?

Yeah, not looking so good(like I should talk).

Post that pic in the Golf Forum(where this thread would have been shitcanned as soon as the racial blasts came up-btw. All's fair on Main Street-imo), and you'll get so much advice it'll make your head spin.

Bugs me when I find out there's golfers who don't grace us with their presence in the Golf Forum, at least on an occasion. I mean, we can only make fun of Ken's girlyman swing for so long (of course while no racially charged material would ever be allowed in the Golf Forum, for some odd reason "Ken hits like a girl" is perfectly acceptable. Not sure who decided that...but I'm guessing it was me).

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:28 am

Actually, you know...that swing really isn't that far off, really. Something about it just doesn't look right, but I just can't put my finger on it...

Wait, yeah I can -- there's a black guy on the golf course.

KIDDING....geez, lighten up...what am I going to do with you people.

bbqjones · Post by **bbqjones** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:22 am

who farted

dinsdale

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:28 am

Dinsdale wrote:nice little fucking perk, that....

I will RACK! a BlondieBabe reset, no matter how esoteric

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:39 am

Great save, Cuda. Bwahahahaha

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montinelevin · Post by **montinelevin** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:05 am

Ed Bradley was very cool.

Smart guy... that didn't flaunt it.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:08 am

Dinsdale wrote:Shut the fuck up, nog

Instead of being a n***er .......

I think you labeled me as a bigot in another thread.