T1B

Okay,

Let's hear some DARK HUMOR from the trolls!!

Here's the Story.. Have at it!!

SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) -- A Brazilian woman who was shot six times in the head after an altercation with her ex-husband was out of the hospital and talking to the media on Saturday.

"I know this was a miracle," 21-year-old housewife Patricia Goncalves Pereira told Globo TV. "Now I just want to extract the bullets and live my life."

Pereira was shot Friday in the small city of Monte Claros, about 900 kilometers (560 miles) north of Sao Paulo, after quarreling with her former husband, who was reportedly upset because she refused to get back together with him. She was also shot once in the hand.

Doctors could not explain why the .32-caliber bullets did not penetrate Pereira's skull and didn't even need to be extracted immediately.

"I can't explain how something like this happened," surgeon Adriano Teixeira said, adding that the bullets were lodged under the woman's scalp.

The ex-husband was still at large.

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next time shoot the bitch with a 45.

Husband had a "Sollozzo" moment.

Are you sure it wasn't actually Dick Cheney??

who was the actor guy who shot himself
with a set-prop pistol loaded with blanks
--not knowing that if you put it to your head
there would be enough force to kill you ????

OK-- it was Jon-Erik Hexum
(thanks to unpatriotic Google)

The Dems control Congress and already this
shit is happening.
What do Pelosi and Rangel have to say about this?
Does Waxman have a plan?
Where was Harry Reid and his cut an run crowd?

Surely there is a butakke take in this somewhere. :o

And bitches say men are thick-headed?