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"When a contaminated note comes into contact with human sweat, an aggressive acid is produced," he said. "If the note is in a wallet with a wad of other notes, the corrosion will spread to all of them."

Let the Irie resets begin.

Good luck with that. Out here in rural America, that shit is more like an epidemic than a scourge. Tweakers will steal your stormdoor and sell it for scrap aluminum.

First, "rural America" claiming meth as their own is hilarious. The next time the necks pionerr anything, be it good or bad, will be the first. Well, maybe that's a little harsh...I guess they did come up with cow-tipping. Here in Urban America, a homeowner returned from being away and found every last piece of aluminum siding stripped from their house.

Next, where to even begin with the inaccuracies in that story?

Police said that although crystal meth had originated in the United States,

Huh?

Hey Germans...tell us agin where the RPI (red phosphorus and iodine, the method used to make "bathtub crank") method of meth production came from? Last I checked, that was Germany...dumbasses.


Sure, the U&L may have brought the meth "epidemic" to America, but we didn't invent the shit. I believe the Japanese did...but the Germans perfected it.

where it has become the scourge of rural America

As glamorous as that sounds, anyone who even tries to say there's a greater problem in rural areas than urban ones(you know...where 80%+ of all Americans live?), is nuts. Let's just call it a draw, shall we?


But possibly my favorite --

designer drug known as "crystal meth"

Before you start tossing around terms like "designer drug," it might not be a bad idea to know what the phrase actually means...because if they did, they wouldn't assign it to meth.


And I won't admit guilt to anything, but it's possible I've seen quite a few bills that have been exposed to zip....and they all stayed in one piece. Freaking Euros can't even make bills right.

where crystal methamphetamine was being refined and mixed with corrosive sulphates in the process.

Then it's not crystal, it's crank....or at least


Me knowing all this is a bad thing, isn't it?

I think it's how I got the knowledge that was the problem.

Dinsdale wrote: Next, where to even begin with the inaccuracies in that story?

Police said that although crystal meth had originated in the United States,

Huh?

Hey Germans...tell us agin where the RPI (red phosphorus and iodine, the method used to make "bathtub crank") method of meth production came from?

Ooh, you've got a point there, haven't you?

The UK has been very show to pick up on cocaine. it was only ten years ago when your average person started using it in London, as opposed to the ultra-rich. Now the country's awash with it. Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

Nishlord wrote: Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

How would you know. Ya'll look like meth users naturally anyways. Pasty white shin, sunken eyes, teeth rot.......

Tee hee.

Nishlord wrote: The UK has been very show to pick up on cocaine.

I was at a party not too long ago, and somebody broke out some cocaine. I'm all like "what the hell is that? I missed the memo where it was a nostalgia-themed party."

Didn't partake-btw. Must be an aging thing.

Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

And when the "epidemic" invariably hits, whatever you do, DO NOT try and combat it with education and common-sense measures. It's all about prohibitions, scare tactics, and tax scams....it's worked so well here. And remind everyone that if wasn't for the Demon Weed being the "gateway drug," there wouldn't be a problem in the first place. Because that's how you combat every drug problem....compare it to marijuana, and use it to get "morality legislation" passed. Because lying to the children is always a good policy....just use the USA as an example if you have any questions.

If it's doing that to your cayshe, you should be able to hear your speed freaks by their whistling nasal septums...

Nasty shit.

Jerkovich wrote:

Nishlord wrote: Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

How would you know. Ya'll look like meth users naturally anyways. Pasty white shin, sunken eyes, teeth rot.......

What's your excuse? Maimed by a Thundering Herd of Deer, much?

Just goes to show that the Yankee Dollar is still the world's status symbol when not even the European Iries want to be seen snorting that shit through a rolled up Euro.

Europeans have an insurmountable lead when it comes to Meth Mouth, though

Nishlord wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Next, where to even begin with the inaccuracies in that story?

Police said that although crystal meth had originated in the United States,

Huh?

Hey Germans...tell us agin where the RPI (red phosphorus and iodine, the method used to make "bathtub crank") method of meth production came from?

Ooh, you've got a point there, haven't you?

The UK has been very show to pick up on cocaine. it was only ten years ago when your average person started using it in London, as opposed to the ultra-rich. Now the country's awash with it. Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

Just stand outside fred's store on Altford in the east end with the f-ing jamaicans, it's just a couple blocks off Roman, they'll hook you up douchelord.

Thanks, warren. But I'll pass on shagging your missus while you're in the same room, thanks.

Dinsdale wrote:First, "rural America" claiming meth as their own is hilarious. The next time the necks pionerr anything, be it good or bad, will be the first. Well, maybe that's a little harsh...I guess they did come up with cow-tipping. Here in Urban America, a homeowner returned from being away and found every last piece of aluminum siding stripped from their house.

Next, where to even begin with the inaccuracies in that story?

Police said that although crystal meth had originated in the United States,

Huh?

Hey Germans...tell us agin where the RPI (red phosphorus and iodine, the method used to make "bathtub crank") method of meth production came from? Last I checked, that was Germany...dumbasses.


Sure, the U&L may have brought the meth "epidemic" to America, but we didn't invent the shit. I believe the Japanese did...but the Germans perfected it.

where it has become the scourge of rural America

As glamorous as that sounds, anyone who even tries to say there's a greater problem in rural areas than urban ones(you know...where 80%+ of all Americans live?), is nuts. Let's just call it a draw, shall we?


But possibly my favorite --

designer drug known as "crystal meth"

Before you start tossing around terms like "designer drug," it might not be a bad idea to know what the phrase actually means...because if they did, they wouldn't assign it to meth.


And I won't admit guilt to anything, but it's possible I've seen quite a few bills that have been exposed to zip....and they all stayed in one piece. Freaking Euros can't even make bills right.

where crystal methamphetamine was being refined and mixed with corrosive sulphates in the process.

Then it's not crystal, it's crank....or at least


Me knowing all this is a bad thing, isn't it?

Dude, you know a little too much about meth. You're scaring me.

Nishlord wrote:

Dinsdale wrote: Next, where to even begin with the inaccuracies in that story?

Police said that although crystal meth had originated in the United States,

Huh?

Hey Germans...tell us agin where the RPI (red phosphorus and iodine, the method used to make "bathtub crank") method of meth production came from?

Ooh, you've got a point there, haven't you?

The UK has been very show to pick up on cocaine. it was only ten years ago when your average person started using it in London, as opposed to the ultra-rich. Now the country's awash with it. Haven't come across any meth users yet, and I hope it stays like that. Even though it obviously won't.

I call bullshit, sin that new 007 guy from "Layer Cake", oh and those two druken old bags.

Dinsdale wrote:I was at a party not too long ago, and somebody broke out some cocaine. I'm all like "what the hell is that? I missed the memo where it was a nostalgia-themed party."

glad i'm not the only one who's noticed the explosion in cocaine usage lately. i went to a party in kzoo a few weeks ago and saw some old friends who, two years ago were afraid to smoke weed, fucking blowing lines like a hoover vacuum.

Nishlord wrote:Thanks, warren. But I'll pass on shagging your missus while you're in the same room, thanks.

So, warren is Irie. I'll update my spreadsheet.

Warren is not Irie in the slightest.

Sincerely,
Bob Marley

Nishlord wrote:Warren is not Irie in the slightest.

Sincerely,
Bob Marley

Oh, and douchelord is not a ped in the slightest.

Sincerely,
Liar

by the way douche, I'll be over and back by Christmas. With the missus.

I don't care what you limey's say, London is beautiful in the Winter.

See you next week. w.

It is on Xmas Day, when there's no-one about.